CHRISTINA APPLEGATE VS JENNIFER LOPEZ
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Christina Applegate (55%)
Dumps Jennifer Lopez
(45%) Ever since the late night incident
outside the gym when Christina had been
beaten and humiliated by Jennifer in front of
a news reporter and her camera that
ultimately had Christina left in a dumpster
she had been livid and anxious to get back at
Jen. Not only had she caused her to lose to
Mariah Carey but now this final insult. If it's
insult and humiliation she wants, that she will
receive. Christina had coaxed the promoters
to let her and Jen face off in a celebrity pro
wrestling dumpster match. No time limit, no
dq, no pin or submission, the only way you
could win was to toss your opponent into a
metal dumpster and lock her in it. There was
no love lost between either and it was a fairly
even match, size-wise, experience. She had
beat Christina badly that night and the capper
was it was filmed. To humiliate her further
and beat her to an inch of her life appealed to
Jen greatly. She gladly accepted the match.
The match was ready. The metal dumpster
had been rolled in closest to Jen's corner and
half filled with trash. It had a light metal lid as
opposed to the plastic one Jen had dumped
Christina into. Christina entered the ring
leaping the top rope and flexing as she
whipped off her ring jacket to reveal a one
piece light blue outfit with high cut legs, red
calf length wrestling boots and to complete
the U.S.A. color scheme, white socks were
rolled over the red boots contrasted with
white laces. Chris continued to limber up as
Jen made her way to the ring sliding through
the ropes carrying a couple chains. Jen was
dressed in a black leather jacket when
removed revealed a bloody red one piece
similar to Christina's and red boots with red
laces. She had her hair in a pony tail tied
with a red scrunchie as opposed to Chris who
had her straight blonde locks loose. Jen
dumped the chains over the top rope and
seemed angry when Christina wasn't shaking
in her boots but instead chiding Jen for
having to bring the chains as weapons when
Chris showed off her body was good enough
as her own weapon.
The bell rang, the only
official thing about this match as the ref
exited the ring only to intercede if one
appeared to be in mortal danger. And that
seemed right away as Jen and Chris circled
with Jen swinging her chains. Chris ducked
and grabbed the chain end charging in and
tackling Jen. The two rolled on the floor each
grabbing an end of the chain and began
pummeling each other with it. They rose both
already showing minor cuts as Jen went to
strangle Chris, but Jen let a foot to the gut
send her down to her knee. Chris followed
up with a fist of chain opening the small
wound to a trickle of blood flowing down her
face and a knee to her face bloodying her
nose. Jen sat back on her butt dazed as
Chris tossed the chain aside.
As Chris
went to attack Jen headbutted her in the gut
and grabbing her legs flipped her forward
where Chris landed her throat on the bottom
rope. Gagging and resting on the rope, Jen
got her in a one legged Boston crab. As she
settled into the hold Chris used her free leg
and kicked her back. The ever cocky Jen
twisted around as Chris rolled over still laying
her head across the rope only to have Chris
kick her in the crotch area. Jen was again on
her knees, red faced as Chris still red faced
herself bounded up and grabbing her pony
tail yanked the scrunchie off and wrapped it
around Jen's throat twisting it tightly, choking
the life out of her. Jen, fighting for
her life, karate chopped Chris in the gut
enough to make her let go and the two rolled
toward the corner pummeling each other.
They pressed each other against the corner
post as they let fists fly and held each other
at bay with effective headbutts that opened
each others foreheads. A particularly
effective one allowed Chris to climb the
middle rope as Jen held her legs while Chris
pounded down on her forehead. Jen
eventually had the fortitude to climb up to the
second rope then the top as absorbing blows
and giving them where Chris temporarily
rested her face on Jen's knees. Chris then
joined her as both precariously sat atop the
turnbuckle. Each absorbing the other's fists
as the crowd marveled at the sound of bone
against flesh. The stalemate ended with
Chris grabbing Jen's legs and thrusting
upwards toppling her backwards off the
turnbuckle, causing her to land atop the metal
lid of the dumpster. Chris leaped off landing
on her as the metal resounded with the
impact. Chris slid off and grabbing Jen's legs
helped her off. Jen tossed a couple fists
Chris was easily able to block and followed
up with a kick to the gut and front facelock
turned to a DDT landing her head on the hard
cement floor. Still holding her head Chris
rammed it right into the side of the dumpster.
Crimson flowed freely down the Hispanic
actress's face. Chris opened the lid with Jen
trying to stop her only to have her hand
smashed as Chris let the lid fall back on it.
She opened it again fully and pulled Jen to
the ring apron. Jen feeling her going for a
bodyslam threw a fist to her gut and both
were on the floor again. A knee to Jen's gut
had it in Chris's favor again. Chris lifted her
in a bodyslam from the floor and tossed her
over the dumpster her back taking the brunt
against the metal side. Jen fell back onto the
floor. Chris lifted her again to the ring apron
and grabbing her crotch into a bodyslam flung
her off into the soft, smelly green and black
trashbags. Chris jumped off the ring apron
onto Jen's stomach then rolled out of the
dumpster and grabbed the lid closing it. Jen
tried one last escape but the lid came down
on her hand again as she screamed her other
hand keeping the lid up. Chris heaved the lid
up again and let it slam across Jen's head as
it slammed shut. She turned the latch locking
it as everyone heard Jen, scream, cry and
hurl obscenities to Christina and everyone.
Christina jumped atop the dumpster hands
held high in victory, smiling widely despite
the drying blood crusted on her face and
some still oozing as well as a multitude of
bruises across her body as she then jumped
off and exited the ring area while the lid was
opened and Jen gasping for air leaned over
the side breathing deep and was then helped
out and carried from the ring area.
Christina Show Jennifer What a Bundy Funday is All About!
Jennifer is TRASHED tonight
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TO JENNIFER LOPEZ