Angie Dickinson vs. Ann Margret by TNT

"That song is beautiful, but your voice sounds like an anemic, sickly songbird, honey," Angie Dickinson said with a chuckle as the lovely Ann Margret slipped off the stage and headed back to her seat. The small nightclub was packed; guests were taking their turns singing, telling jokes. It was the early seventies. The small crowd of noisy guests suddenly became quiet, whisper quiet as the beautiful blonde slipped out of her seat and continued to hassle the gorgeous red-haired singer. Few people had seen such a gorgeous sight; a drop-dead gorgeous busty blonde and the most beautiful redhead that showbiz had ever known-both dressed in erotic, sexy expensive evening gowns, taunting, threatening each other in what everyone was silently, desperately hoping would escalate into an all out catfight.

"Why you big-boobed blonde bitch, I oughta scratch your eyes out, Angie dear," Ann snarled.

"You, you couldn't even begin to take ME down, you red-headed hussy," Angie laughed in a very condescending way.

She hated redheads-especially this one. Her eyes registered her angry disdain. They were now in each others faces. The next impromptu entertainer was holding the mic and seemed frozen. The piano player stopped playing and every eye was on the two women. Most were afraid to breathe, anxiously waiting for hopefully the first slap, the first punch, the first handful or luscious hair to be yanked, or better yet the first erotic sound of the "RIPPPPPPPPP" of a lovely gown being torn from an absolutely luscious, mouthwatering body.

"I'm gonna yank that ugly blonde hair out by the roots, my lovely Angie," Ann rasped as she positioned herself even closer until their bountiful lovely chests were barely an inch apart as Angie's' full breasts were bulging out of her low-cut gown.

"I wonder how much uglier you’ll be without all that red hair," Angie snarled and as she turned slightly, her right hand curled into a fist.

"You wouldn't dare you blonde bitch!" Ann shouted as she delivered a hard backhand wallop SLAP to Angie's gorgeous face.

Uhhh. Angie moaned-her hard right-handed punch slammed into the redheads chin, snapping Ann's head back hard. UGHHH! Ann grunted at the blow; her arms flew up as Angie lunged forward grabbing at her luscious redhair. Ann stumbled backwards as the busty blonde threw her entire weight into her forward lunge.

"You're going down honey," Angie hissed as she brought both her and her opponent to the floor.

"Fight! CATFIGHT!" the eager and lucky crowd exploded into cheers, laughing, catcalls as they formed a large informal arena encircling the furious battlers.

The two lovely actresses rolled around kicking, screaming, scratching, slapping, punching and tearing at each others clothes all the while cursing each other and calling each other every name in the book. It was a most erotic entanglement of luscious female flesh; long sexy legs, long, strong arms-both women had strong arms, luscious full breasts-Angie's low-cut gown-now torn open revealed her black-lace-over-stuffed sheer bra, that barely contained her beautiful full breasts.

"Stop it! Stop tearing my gown…I'll kill you," Angie screamed and landed a solid punch to Ann's jaw that dazed the redhead.

Ann was on top of her and Angie reached up, put her in a headlock and wrestled Ann off her and onto her back. Wham! Arghhh! Ann grunted in sheer agony as the blonde smashed her fist hard into her crotch. Ann's lovely legs kicked out and she writhed in agony. Angie's gown had been ripped clean to her waist where it hung with her left bra strap broken and her hair a mess. She grabbed Ann by the hair and pulled her up into a sitting position. SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! Three hard slaps-backhand-forehand-backhand; the last sending Ann reeling back. Angie, satisfied she’d won at least the first round, stood up as the small audience applauded.

"Well folks, redheads, just aren't that tough-and they sure aren't as tough as us cops (referring to her Police Woman show).

Someone offered her a drink; as she walked over to take it, a gleam appeared in several observers' eyes; Angie took raised the glass to her beautiful crimson lips just as… POW! A hard punch to the back of her head; the glass flew out of her hand and shattered on the floor.

Angie grunted as she fell forward-stopped only by a vicious hair-pull, "Hey blondie, remember me? The sick songbird?"

Ann spun the blonde around and sunk a vicious punch into Angie's stomach. The redhead grabbed the blonde in a vicious face-claw and wrestled her down onto a table. The blonde kicked, squirmed and writhed as Ann jumped on her, straddled her, and dug her fingers into her face and chin-via the claw hold; her free hand grabbed Angie's luscious full breast, squeezed and twisted it through the bra-cup.

"You don't look so good either-your voice sounds kind of anemic too," Ann snarled.

As Angie struggled, she moved closer and closer to the tables edge until the shift in weight was too much. CRACK! "AIEEEEE!"

The table gave way and tipped; both fell to the plush carpet. Angie grunted in agony but fortunately Ann tumbled off of her just before they hit the floor. Ann smacked her head against a chair dazing her. Angie quickly caught her breath, she knew she had to move fast and she was amazed at the redheads strength and speed as well as her viciousness. Her boob hurt like hell where Ann had pinched her sensitive nipple hard through the sheer cup. Now, Angie wanted some pay-back.

Ann moaned as she rubbed her head; suddenly her scalp exploded in fiery pain.

"Get up Ann honey, let's continue our little talk!"

Ann was jerked to her feet via her long luscious redhair, Angie spun her around and POW! The punch sent Ann staggering back and into a nearby table; Angie jumped after her, grabbed her by the hair again, and POW, another punch to that gorgeous face. Ann tripped and fell landing on her lovely tush, her legs kicking out, her gown was fairly short, she had gorgeous legs. The crowd moved in closer to get a good look.

"Having trouble standing up, why you must be drunk, Ann, dear," Angie yanked her to her feet again, Ann screamed. Slap-slap-slap. Ann screamed and yelped with each slap, she was dizzy.

"No, not again, no more, please" Ripppp! This time the blonde grabbed the redhead by the front of her already torn gown and ripped it down to the waist; Ann's beige lace bra was in full view. Her hard nipples poked against the sheer material. "Come here sweetie," Angie snarled as she grabbed Ann by her bra straps and jerked her forward; the left bra-strap broke.

Crunch! "UGHHHH!" Ann moaned as Angie's knee slammed up hard into her pubic bone and the redheads lovely face contorted in pure agony; her beautiful eyes glistened with tears.

"I hear you're a little show-off, Ann honey, are you?" Ann turned to run, Angie caught the back of her gown, RIPPPP! Angie yanked down with all her strength; the gorgeous redheads gown ripped in two; her luscious body was literally peeled like a delicious erotic banana.

"AIEEEEE!" she screamed; there she stood in all her luscious glory; the most beautiful redhead of the century; in her sheer lace bra, panties, stockings and garters. She was one hot redhead. The small, lucky group of onlookers gasped in awe at the lovely sight. Angie looked around angrily; she was almost jealous of all the ooohing and ahhing. She wanted the attention.

Warning to bitchy, Busty Blonde named Angie, keep your eyes on your lovely red-haired rival.

POW! WHAM! SLAM! ARGHHHH!

The sledgehammer punch smashed hard into Angie's tender left breast, almost knocking the boob clean out of her bra; Angie barely got the groan to her lips when her stomach exploded from another solid punch; she felt her lovely body being slammed hard against an incredibly hard wall, luscious chest first. "ARGHHHH!" she moaned; her breasts flattened against the wall; a fist slammed into her lower back and stayed there gasping in pain; she gasped for air trying to catch her breath.

"What were all those nasty things you were saying about me dear, I think I will make an arrest of the bitchy Policewoman. I’ve always had a problem with authority, the blonde kind!" Ann said as she pressed her fist harder into Angie's lower back, her free hand jerking her head back via her blonde hair.

"Bye the way Angie, I hear YOU are a big SHOW-OFF or so the folks at Playboy have been saying after you posed for them. Wanna show us your stuff dear?" Angie screamed, a hard punch to her lower back brought a grunt. "NOOOOO!" Angie felt herself being pulled across the room and slammed into another wall, backward gasping for breath. Ann kicked Angie's legs out from under her sending her sprawling.

"Get up bitch" Ann yelled grabbing her by the back of her bra lifting her to her feet; the first clasp broke, then the second, Ann grabbed the bra and tore it off, breaking the last clasp. Angie tried to flee; Ann grabbed her from behind, underneath her arms, latching onto her large luscious breasts.

"AUGHH! ,Let go please, let goooo...OUCH! My boobs...please, let go! HELP!" Angie screamed, cried and pleaded as Ann twisted, clawed, pinched, scratched and mauled her huge breasts. In her desperation Angie ran around the room, pulling Ann with her; the redhead hanging onto the blondes huge breasts; the small crowd of onlookers relished the erotic sight to the max.

"Ride her cowgirl," someone shouted bringing hysterical laughter.

Angie soon was winded, getting tired. Ann dug her fingers deep into Angie's tender areola and sensitive nipples. Angie shrieked in pain; she started to buck hard; Ann was barely hanging on; suddenly Angie moved sideways and backwards slamming Ann into a large table. Ann grunted and fell off. Angie was free. She rubbed her sore, scratched breasts and tender nipples as she caught her breath. Ann jumped up quickly and started to move in for the grand finale. Angie decided to go for it and she didn't have much to lose, or so she thought. She rushed at Ann; the redhead sidestepped, tripped Angie and sent the blonde sprawling. Wham! A hard kick to that luscious rear end. Angie howled. She tried to get up, another kick to that hot tush. Down she went. Angie made it to her hands and knees again.

"Ah, let her up" someone yelled.

"OK!" Ann laughed. Angie slowly got up; she was rubbing her sexy ass and breasts tenderly.

"OK, so now get her, and strip her!" someone yelled.

Angie tried to run; Ann caught her by her hair, spun her around and began to slap her silly; with each slap Angie groaned and took a step backwards; in between the slaps, Ann tore at Angie's clothes, slowly stripping her down to her pantyhose.

Slap! "UH!" SLAP! "UHH!" SLAPPP!! "UHHHHH!" Angie moaned and staggered.

Ann rushed in, wrestled her to the floor and wrapped her luscious long strong sexy legs around her; first around her legs in a grapevine, weakening the blonde; then a leg-scissors; with some serious breast mauling and a painful stomach-claw; Angie groaned and gasped; Ann worked her large thick brown nipples like a pro; Angie was soon in tears; then a luscious erotic waist scissors; Angie's legs kicked futilely, desperately wildly; Ann tore the blondes sheer pantyhose to shreds, bit by bit; soon Angie's full blonde lush bush made an occasional appearance or peek-a-boo as the two lovelies struggled. Angie desperately clawed at Ann; occasionally yanking at her hair; caught Ann's bra and yanked one cup down hard, exposing the redheads beautiful breast. To the crowds delight, Ann made no attempt to cover her breast and stiff pink nipple. When Angie's fingers got close to the nipple she received a painful punch of nipple twist to her own breast to remind her that wasn’t an option.

Like one on-looker said, "Darn!"

The blonde was loosing her strength and her wind fast; she succeeded in ripping Ann's sexy garters off; she held one in her hand as she slowly gasped for air, her magnificent chest heaving.

"Why Angie, honey, what were you going to do to me tonight?" Ann laughed as she pinched Angie's nipples.

Angie moaned in agony. "Please don't! You win Ann. Stop…PLEASEEEEEE!" Angie moaned as she felt Ann yank at her thick pubic hair. "AIIIIEEEEEE! EEEEKKKKK!”

"Angie, dear, crime just doesn't pay nowadays. I've always wanted justice for dear blondes like you, lets say I give you one last thing to remember us redheads by. You see how red my hair is dear? Well, lets see if we can make you, you blonde bitch match this beautiful redness!" Ann giggled as her long hard leg scissors squeeze left Angie breathless and quiet; offering no resistance, mouth or sass when Ann flipped her over her knee.

WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! Ann gave Angie a great number of spanks and soon the gorgeous blondes beautiful pale asscheeks were as red as Ann's luscious hair.

"Happy Birthday, Angie honey," Ann laughed as she gave the whimpering blonde a last whack, the exact number of Angie's luscious years. After all, it was her birthday and Ann had delivered a present to remember. 1