Mamie Van Doren v. Jayne Mansfield by Jay 30-Apr-00

Mamie Van Doren and Jayne Mansfield, two blonde bombshells from the 50's and 60's, were up for the same part in a movie. The director decided to invite the two over to his house to make the decision. After talking to the both of them, he explained that the part required the star to be a tough, gang girl. He suggested that the two battle it out and the winner would get the part.

A former amateur boxer, the director had his own ring in his basement, where he lead the two buxom babes. The director suggested that if the two women boxed in the nude that would make it all the more revealing as to the best choice for the part.

Jayne was the first to remove her top, hoping to intimidate Mamie at the exposure of her huge 39DD tits. No doubt, the director took note of Jayne's assets. Mamie, however, seemed unfazed. As she removed her blouse and then unbuttoned her bra, she displayed a smaller set (36-37C) but what caught everyone's eyes, including Jayne, was the size of Mamie's nipples. Big, hard, and erect, talking of Mamie's nipples, they were the most impressive I had ever seen. I caught Jayne, glimpsing at Mamie's and then her own. I don't think she appreciated being upstaged like that.

As one of two assistants to the director at his home that day, I was assigned to help Mamie in her corner. My friend, Jake, was in Jayne's corner. With the sound of the bell the two blondes moved to the center of the ring. From the get go Mamie seemed to be in charge. Appearing to be in better shape, she was the aggressor. After a few exchanges with Mamie, Jayne seemed to sense that Mamie was the stronger of the two and decided to try and keep her at bay. Mamie kept up the pressure and near the end of the first round she pounded Jayne with 3 or 4 shots that dropped her on her butt in Jayne's corner. Jayne struggled to get up as the bell rang. Mamie returned to her corner confident and pumped.

She told me, "She's soft, and afraid of me! But, I want to punish her a little before I knock her ass out!"

The 2nd round was much like the first, Mamie chasing, Jayne covering up and backing up. At the end of this round Mamie was getting a little frustrated with Jayne's defensive posture. I told her to keep up the pressure, that eventually she would make a mistake and then she could take advantage.

At the start of the 3rd round, the two met at center ring. Mamie looked strong and sexy, with beads of sweat running down her firm breasts over her giant nipples at total attention. Jayne, on the other hand was looking a little haggard and droopy. Her giant tits seemed to be sagging a little more than when the fight started. Mamie stepped it up pounding Jayne into her corner with 4-5 unanswered blows, as Mamie pressed in Jayne covered up and held on to keep from hitting the canvas. Again, Mamie dominated the round but was unable to deliver the big blow.

Between rounds Mamie told me she was going for the home run punch at the beginning of the round. I warned her not to telegraph her punch, but she wasn't listening, she was thinking knockout. Across the way, Jake was telling Jayne exactly that, watch out for the haymaker and what to do if she saw it coming.

Sure enough at the clang of the bell, Mamie charged out set to the deliver the big one, Jayne saw and as instructed raised her left hand blocked it, and then answered with a right to the stomach. Surprised more than hurt, Mamie hesitated before countering. Before she could Jayne sent another shot to her abs, this time Mamie felt it. Doubling over, Jayne lands an uppercut to Mamie's chin which sends her backward in the direction of her corner.

"Finally", Mamie shouted, "you're going to fight. Now I can kick your big ass!"

The two women stood nipple to nipple and traded blasts. Surprisingly, it was Mamie who seemed to wilt under the heat, perhaps having punched herself out.

Mamie paid for a series of wild punches that Jayne either blocked or ducked. With a left and right to Mamie's midsection, Jayne doubled up her sexy opponent. Mamie fell forward and wrapped her arms around big Jayne's neck, her face coming to rest on Jayne's massive mammaries.

"Pretty impressive, huh Mamie?"

With that said, she then brought her arms up and knocked Mamie out of her grasp of Jayne. Quickly, Jayne shelled out a left and a right to Mamie's chin and then a hard right to the abs and Mamie went down to one knee.

Jayne, using both hands, she yanked Mamie up by her blonde mane. Mamie let out a yelp suggesting she was in pain and befuddled at how Jayne had so quickly turned the tables on her.

Jayne clobbered Mamie with 3 more shots including a belly buster that brought a prominent "OOOF' from Mamie. Again, Mamie goes down. Mamie was ready to cash it in, she was in big trouble and Jayne was really hurting her.

"No more", she mumbled. "You're too much for me."

"You got that right, you should have known that when you saw my tits!" Jayne shouted. "But I am going to punish you, then knock you out. Next time, you'll know better than to compete with me."

With that she pummeled Mamie again, again Mamie dropped to her knees. Deliberately, Jayne went for Mamie's blond locks.

Mamie, desperate to avoid being punished anymore, launched a punch into Jayne's soft belly and another and another. Jayne fell to her knees, the two sexpots now nipple to nipple again.

As they struggled with each other, their nipples got in on the action with Mamie's overwhelming Jayne's rather smallish ones. As the two women wrestled, Mamie managed to get on top of Jayne delivering two sharp blasts to Jayne's chin that stunned her.

Mamie rose to her feet, grabbed Jayne's long blonde hair, yanked her to her feet and then planted a hard right cross on her chin which sent Jayne tumbling back into her corner where she lay motionless. Victorious, Mamie looked relieved to have won, realizing that she was virtually beaten but for Jayne's desire to punish her.

The End