DISCLAIMER: The results of this match were calculated via the cruel and heartless dice-rolls of a foxy-boxing role-playing game called "Rumble Chicks" concocted by a group of RPGers known as the Virtual Homeboys
Janet Jackson Crushes Cindy Crawford
LAS VEGAS-Feb 16th: Before a packed auditorium of
nearly 5,000 fans and a pay-per-view audience estimated at over
200 million, Celebrity Foxy Boxing International World Glamour
Boxing Champion Cindy Crawford lost her title to 1994 Rookie of
the Year Janet Jackson, in a high energy slug-fest that saw Jackson's
physical conditioning and endurance overcome Crawford's greater
ring savvy and experience, inflicting several knockdowns of the
champ before a decisive sixth round knockout by the soulful superstar.
Though the beating that Cindy took was enough
to have her handlers postpone matches for the next several months
and cancel Crawford's appearances at the Chica D'Oro tournament
in Cancun and the Sun City Invitational, the fight started like
Cindy's nineteen previous title defenses held over the last two
years, with the champion opening up with a dazzling display of
boxing skills . But Jackson countered with her own show of moves,
with both women trading punches like the match was a five-round
pre-lim bout instead of a twelve-round title fight.. The pace
was so blistering that both girls were clearly tiring by the end
of the first round, with Jackson making a critcal error that allow
Crawford to daze her with an uppercut, a blow that, had it come
earlier in the Round instead of just before the bell, would have
left Janet at a considerable disadvantage early in the battle.
The damage that Cindy had done to Jackson was
evident early in Round 2, when a still fuddled Janet walked into
punch after punch from the champion. Janet stood up to the beating,
though, fighting back enough to blacken Crawford's right eye and
bloody her lip late in the Round. Still, Cindy was clearly on
top of the challenger from both the perspective of the ringside
scoring and the assembled crowd. But Jackson obviously had her
wits back as she talked with her seconds and coach between Rounds,
while attempts by Crawford's corner to deal with her mouth cut
and swollen eye seemed fruitless.
Round 3 began with Cindy facing a revived Jackson,
who matched her punch for punch and move for move, until Cindy
lowered her right hand while making a left jab and opened up
her face to a blistering left cross from Jackson that sent the
champ staggering into the ropes. Crawford's guard was barely
waist-high when Janet pounced, pummelling Cindy with blow after
blow to the head, breasts and body in a rolling barrage of combinations
that sent Crawford to the canvas tits first. It looked like Cindy
was finished, spread-eagled face-down on the mat, struggling
to get her arms underneath her and push herself up. But the bell
saved the champ, much to the dismay of Jackson and her corner,
who protested that the time had been shaved to rescue Cindy from
a third round knockout.
Still, there was plenty of fight left in Crawford,
and Round 4 found her going toe-to-toe with Jackson, matching
Janet in skill and ring savvy despite the damage that Jackson
had inflicted on the champion, including the blackened of her
left eye and the closing of her right one, as well as a bosom
already swollen from 34C to 40DD from the beating it was taking
from the challenger. Judges score the round for Crawford, but
at the bell Janet looked like the fighter who was winning, seemingly
untouched despite the slugging match she'd been in with Cindy
from the start of the bout.
Round 5 seemed to show Cindy clearly on the comeback
trail, as she won three our of four extended exchanges with Janet
and again was scored the winner of the Round on points. But as
Crawford returned to her corner, it was becoming clear that Cindy
had lost control of the match, her signature ring-savvy obviously
left on the canvas at the end of Round 3. Instead of using boxing
skill to maneuver Jackson around the ring, the champ was engaging
in extended punching duels with Janet, whose hard-body conditioning
allow her to absorb punishment better than Crawford. For a round
or two Cindy could have withstood this kind of beating; but after
nearly four rounds, Jackson was taking the champion apart piece
by piece, with Crawford staying on her feet from sheer momentum
and pride.
But in Round 6, none of those could save Cindy.
Jackson scored a clean uppercut while the bell still echoed in
the hall, and Crawford's guard collapsed as Jackson unleashed
a machine-gun flurry of blows to the breasts and belly before
standing up a sagging Cindy with another uppercut and laying her
out with a right-cross to the bustline. It should have been all
over then, but Crawford managed to pull herself off the mat to
face Jackson one more time. Janet was quickly all over the flagging
super-model, pummelling Cindy mercilessly, targetting her swollen
bosum with seemingly every other blow. Utterly defenseless, all
Cindy could do was stand up and absorb the relently beating, until
her knees buckled and she went down for the final count.
Whatever doubts harbored by fans and pundits
about Janet Jackson's qualifications as a foxy boxer were carried
out of the Sands' Ballroom with a spent, numb, and utterly beaten
Cindy Crawford. With a few exceptions, Janet remained all business
during the fight, her tyro errors of earlier bouts seldom seen.
"An honest to God wrecking-machine," was the judgement
of long-time foxy promoter Sneaky O'Malley. "Janet could
fight pro and be a top contender," commented Charlie Mahan,
who has been Jackson's coach and trainer since she entered the
curcuit with her against Naomi Campbell in December of 1994.
And Jackson's laurels and future schedule speak
for themselves: Janet now adds Crawford's CFBI Glamour Boxing
and CFBI Americas Popcornweight belts to her previous victories
in the Player Invitational, Playboy Celebrity, and Kirin Tokyo
tournaments. At present, it is questionable whether she will
try to make it two titles in a row at the Cancun Chica D'Oro Invitational
in June, as her schedule will be busy in the next few months.
She is already scheduled to defend her CFBI title against fitness-pro
Kiana Thom on March 15th at the Tokyo Dome, followed by an April
4th title-defense against fellow rookie Halle Berry in Las Vegas,
and a third defense against Vanessa Williams in Rio sometime
in May. A victory over Kiana will result in Jackson gaining both
the America's and Pacific Rim Peppleweight Titles currently held
by Thom if Janet can lose the necessary 4 pounds to qualify in
that weightclass; while a defeat of Vanessa Williams may result
in that superstar of foxy boxing retiring permanently from the
game.
For Crawford, CFBI officials had ruled previous
to her match with Jackson that she would retain her CFBI Supermodel
title regardless of the outcome of the bout, but given her apparent
injuries she may not be capable of defending her title in the
next 90 days in accordance with CFBI by-laws.
CFBI Champ Is Latest Victim of Janet's Winning Streak