Real facts: Carmen has never spoken of any fights
but has one in her new film on video: The Chosen one. She's been
photographed in kickboxing gear for a sports mag. Jenny has flashed
her bare soles at us on "Singled Out" (kicked off her
platforms and put her foot right up to the camera). She has also
acted out a catfight on "Totally Paulie" falling to
the ground with the other woman (who was barefoot) and losing
her shoes as they two pretended to fight for Paulie (good acting,
but that idiot kept getting in our line of sight). Lastly, her
autobio contains an account of a real fight she had in a bar which
ended with her pulling out a tuft of the other girl's hair--which
she noted she kept for years as a souvenir of the fight (acted
out on her awful show in a cartoon with Jen narrating the story).
The women are desperate and willing to mix it up
on TV--they assume they'll do a powder-puff comedy match, but
the bloodlust of MTV viewers is going to demand that as the fight
continue the girls go for it--tie-in contests are held, they ask
other celebs. for comments, the whole nine yards.
The women will fight barefoot in a ring, with small
kickboxing gloves, tight-workout pants (with the running stripe
down the side), and cleavage-revealing lycra tops. Much ballyhoo
proceeds their entry into the ring--all over America, teenage
boys are watching the match with their cock in their hands, waiting
to see the two gorgeous creatures wail into each other (teenage
girls are encouraged to settle their grudges in a similar way,
seeing what an effect it has on their boyfriend --a new MTV trend
is started!).
The day is hot at the beach, and the women are already
sweating: they want to get into it. The match begins: Carmen comes
out swinging, bouncing on the balls of her bare feet. Jenny immediately
lands a haymaker that surprises her--and leaves a bruise on her
right cheek. Realizing that her face might be harmed, Carmen begins
to backpedal and tries to connect with a kick to Jenny's midsection.
Jenny is hit, and the MTV cameras delight us all by capturing
Carmen's foot sinking into Jen's belly--close-up with nice detail
of Carmen's sole.
The match is turning serious and both women's foreheads
and shoulders and shimmering with sweat--the audience is tribally
chanting "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" and MTV's rating are
shooting through the roof. Carmen decides she's got to finish
this off--the blonde Irish brawler is a little crazy and might
want to shed the gloves and get into it "for real" (even
though all that's happening is real, Carmen wants to proceed by
the rules; Jenny more than once had suggested the two simply pull
hair and kick for the delectation of the viewers). Carmen tries
to deliver a spinning back kick to Jenny's beautiful face, so
that she'll sport a shiner also, but Jenny ducks kick (leaving
Carmen's foot up in the air, beautifully pointed like a dancer--foot
fans sigh in awe of her power) and Carmen falls backward down
to the mat. Now, Jenny can have her way....
She vaults down on the fallen Electra and begins
swinging away with her fists. Carmen's mouth is bloodied and the
MTV execs wonder if they should cut away to another angle--brightly
enough, they do for TV, but keep filming the action up close for
a home-video they plan to release of the fight (don't us fight
fans always get ripped off?). What the closer camera sees is the
anger in Electra's eyes as she bucks to get Jenny off of her--what
the MTV home-viewer cam sees is a perfect foot shot of both women.
Jenny's bare feet move slowly to the left and right as her fists
connect with Carmen's face (even on TV, the viewers can hear groans
from Carmen and the word "bitch" from Jenny); Carmen
lies underneath her, providing us all with perfect sole shots
of a defeated warrior. She bucks and finally gets Jenny off.
The women stand up and the cameras pan their disheveled
bodies from the feet up--both are drenched in sweat and decide
to lose the kickboxing gloves--Jenny has gotten her wish and this
will be hairpull contest now, with kicks to reduce your opponent's
standing power. The two women come together in slowly--after showing
each other manicured claws--and lock up. Jenny pulls Carmen to
and fro like a rag-doll but now Carmen can use her bare right
foot to kick away at will--the crowd hears the 'oof!" as
her kicks connect with Jenny's tight tummy. The fans are on their
feet screaming for one of the beautiful women to demolish the
other. Carmen's kicks continue to connect and Jenny realizes her
only way out is to land a solid punch on Carmen's jaw--Carmen
tries to prevent this by yanking her around by the hair, but Jenny
connects, and Carmen goes wobbly.
Electra falls to the mat, and Jenny jumps on her.
The punches fall like rain as Carmen tries to put her hands up
to ward off the blows--the spectators are screaming for blood
and a knockout. Since Carmen's bloody mouth had been tended to
during the brief pull-apart, Jenny decides to bloody it again--and
work on her nose. Carmen grabs Jenny's arms with her sharp-nailed
fingers and digs in, causing Jenny to scream in pain (every scream,
moan, grunt, and cry is met with a cheer by the bloodthirsty fans--which
include several dozen barefoot bikinied women, all pounding their
hands on the mat, wanting one fighter to knock the other out).
Carmen draws blood from Jenny (finally), but she's finished and
knows it. Jenny finally plays to the crowd and winds up a haymaker,
hitting Carmen flush in the right cheek, and knocking her unconscious.
She then bounces up and does a dance. The men are cheering for
her to flash her breasts--but then again, this is being aired
on TV--and some propriety must be kept; although there's no such
rule about seeing the bare sole of a catfight winner on TV, so
Jenny gives what we've all wanted and puts her right foot in the
camera, noting to us that she will now make Carmen lick her feet
on camera.
The network execs get antsy but leave this kinky
climax on, as Jenny gets some beer from a ringside frat boy and
begins to dump it on Carmen. Carmen wakes up, only to see Jenny's
beautiful sole coming right down on her mouth and nose. As Jenny
shouts for her to lick it (and the crowd begins to chant), Carmen's
tongue darts out of her mouth and begins to give Jenny a tongue
bath. The network execs realize this is a big turn-on so they
let it go, but when Jenny reaches down to snatch off Carmen's
lycra top and reveal her lush sweaty breasts, the cameras go off
for TV broadcast (more for the home-video).
Jenny then tears off the workout pants and begins
to stomp her bare toes down on Carmen's wet pussy (both women
have become incredibly turned on by the summer heat, the crowd,
and their close physical contact). She inserts her toes in Carmen's
cunt and begins to pump--the crowd can't even be contained. She
then tears off her own top to reveal her tits and makes Carmen
come in the center of the ring. Once Carmen has slumped back,
the wily Jenny decides it's time for the coup de grace: two final
cunt shots from her barefoot, making Carmen equate pleasure with
pain, and realize that Jenny is her undisputed master.
The viewers are amazed, knowing the conditions of
the match (set out in pre-show contest ads): Carmen will now have
to remain barefoot for a full month, she will have to be ridden
daily like a horse on the air, she will have to fight whomever
Jenny wishes her to in on-air kickboxing matches, and, best of
all (privately held bet, not mentioned on the air), she will have
to go down on Jenny whenever the Blonde Irish brawler wants it).
The fans at home are wild, and a new form of entertainment
is born. Forget those clay figures--from now on, MTV will air
no-holds-barred extreme female catfights done in bare feet with
no ref. The possibilities are limitless..