Jenna Elfman vs. Janine Turner: Silk Sqawkings by DaKid 4/22/01

Jenna Elfman and Janine Turner were finding their vacation getaway with Rob Estes more and more uncomfortable with them sharing the same TV stud. Finally, Jenna called Janine out. Janine picked the venue...beach wrestling next to a campfire with Rob as both the REF and THE PRIZE.

Rob built a nice blaze and laid out a huge tarp. The bout would last until one girl submitted OR was forced to eat poon OR until the blaze burned down to a glow. If they hadn't finished by then, he would pick the winner.

The ladies agreed to wrestle naked wearing only boxing boots. A close comparison of their bodies as they stretched favored Jenna...she was a rock...but Janine was doing flying splits and back tumbles...no doubt she was very limber.

Rob called the ladies together for the rules...he grabbed each lady by her pussy hairs and spoke low and slow so there'd be no misunderstanding, "This is a clean fight...NO scratching, NO biting...Kicks are legal and so are slaps but NO closed fists. You both understand? Now kiss me one time."

Rob kissed each babe. It lasted way too long as each tried to outdo the other with a wicked tongue exchange. Rob liked it.

He pushed them apart and snarled FIGHT...

The ladies each approached slowly with their hands out, bent slightly at the waist with one foot positioned behind the other. Janine made a leap toward Jenna's front leg but Jenna danced to the side and whipped a low kick that smacked off Janine's side like a bat smacking beef. Janine let out a muffled OOMPF and in a flash Jenna was on her from behind.

She immediately tried to get the figure four but Janine reversed her and spun around. She grabbed a leg and lifted Jenna into the air from behind. Jenna flowed with her move and tumbled forward, coming back up to her feet. Again they faced off. Jenna leaped forward but Janine rolled backward, executing a perfect foot to the stomach, tumble-throw. Jenna got an arm out just in time. She hit the mat and twisted back to her feet.

The action was incredibly fast and furious. These ladies swirled and tugged. Then Janine made a mistake! In a butter smooth move, Jenna twisted and flipped Janine over her hip. She really snapped the throw and Janine was pancaked to the mat. Jenna leaped on her from behind and nailed the figure four, capping it with a full nelson. Janine was trapped. Jenna snagged her feet and locked the figure four while she pushed hard on Janine's neck.

Janine's gut still ached from Jenna's first kick and now it felt like a vise was forcing every ounce of air out her lungs. Jenna flexed her legs with a grunt and hammered the full nelson down on Janine's head. She pinned Janine's open, gasping, mouth down against the canvas. Janine's air was restricted while at the same time her gut was being squeezed. She freaked out but Jenna just smiled as she tightened her holds even tighter.

Rob looked on with a JR. dinger as he leaned over and tapped Jenna's shoulder, "You have to let her breathe."

Jenna smiled up at him, "You promise to lick my pussy real slow?"

He yelled, "Hell yeah!"

In a wink, Jenna pulled her hands out from behind Janine's head and clasped them under her chin. She flexed her legs tighter while at the same time she yanked back on Janine's chin.

Janine yelped and cried out, "I give...I submit!"

Jenna laughed lowly and growled, "You ready to eat some peach, bitch?"

Janine cried at the thought of eating Jenna's pussy but she had no choice, she'd gotten her ass royally whipped. Jenna rolled Jher over, straddled Janine's face and slowly pushed her sexy, tough, peachy, tight, close-trimmed, translucent bush down on Janine's mouth as she snapped her fingers and crooked her finger at Rob who quickly jumped in with his fishing pole jutting straight out.

Jenna grabbed it in one hand and ordered Janine to look up. As Janine opened her eyes and saw Rob's tool, Jenna pulled her hand off it and swiped it hard across Janine's face. Her hair flew in a spray from the force of the cruel slap.

Jenna laughed at her beaten rival, "You fought like a cupcake, an cupcakes don't get NO tube-steak. But cupcakes DO GET peach pie. Munch-a-bunch!"

At the word 'bunch', Jenna slammed her pussy down on Janine's face and re-snagged Rob's tool which was now a Rigid-Tool. She pulled his cock to her lips and lightly brushed her tongue over his cock-head then sucked it as hard as she could. Pleasure throbbed through him.

"Robb-ee, you deserved to see a better fight than this. Too bad I was fighting such a cupcake. I promise I will suck ALL of that beautiful cock of yours as soon as she gets her tongue out of my pussy!" laughed Jenna.

"Now lick it like you mean it!" Jenna snarled at Janine. Janine paused but Jenna re-loaded her hand, "You want a FRESH one? Now lick, you weak-assed, bush-licking, lesbo."

Weeping, Janine licked Jenna's bush for five minutes and Rob torqued his tool the entire time. Jenna finally got off then got off Janine, picked her up by her hair and snapmared her off the tarp. Janine lay in a crumpled heap, her body shaking as she cried while victorious Jenna climbed atop Rob and slowly rode him like her personal burro climbing out of the Grand Canyon. Rob and Jenna exploded in loud cries as they climaxed at exactly the same moment. They were enthralled by their good timing.

Rob laughed, "Jenna, you know Lauren Holly...she says you can't act and on top of that, she heard you're a weak lay. Whatcha gonna do about it?"

Jenna laughed, "Anywhere, anyway, anytime, Robbie. Her cookie mumbles and crumbles when I put the torque to her."

Rob was in heaven.

But another fight was brewing for the tempestuous sex-pot Lauren Holly was in a kickboxing class at that very moment.