Liv Tyler vs. Angelina Jolie by Stranger (first story) 6/12/01
It was at a party showcasing Liv Tyler's new movie,
"Lord of the Rings." Liv and Drew Barrymore were standing
next to each other talking. Liv was wearing a long evening gown,
showing off some cleavage. Her long black hair hung loose around
her shoulders and across back. Suddenly, Liv spotted Angelina
Jolie who was alone in the corner of the room.
"What is SHE doing here?!" Liv asked Drew.
"Who?" asked Drew, looking around in her
"That arrogant bitch Angelina Jolie!" replied
"Oh....her...I have no idea...," Drew said
"Look at her! Trying to look all tough and scary.
I bet she's just another wimp!" Liv hissed, her lip curling
"I'm not so sure about that....," said
"Uh...I wish I could just kick her ass right
out of here!" Liv said, looking pissed for some unexplained
"Don't do anything stupid Liv," Drew cautioned,
touching her friends arm. "Let's just enjoy the party!"
Drew quickly left Liv and went to refill her drink. Liv stayed
there alone, but she kept staring at Angelina who stood off by
herself, all alone, in a dark corner of the room. Suddenly, Angelina
turned around and caught Liv staring at her. Their eyes met and,
after a moment of hesitation, Angelina gave Liv a cold, hard stare.
Liv quickly lowered her eyes in dismay and gasped,
"Oh no...," to herself.
When she looked up a few seconds later, Angelina
was gone! Liv became nervous. She looked for Angelina, scanning
the room with her eyes, but couldn't see her. After a while Drew
returned with her drink. Drew's hand was trembling and she had
an expression close to fear on her face.
"What's wrong?" asked Liv, putting an arm
around Drew's quivering shoulders.
"When we talked a few minutes ago," Drew
whispered. "I noticed Cate Blanchett was standing next to
us. I think she was listening...."
Liv gasped and, like Drew, fear and shock appeared
on her face.
"How...how.. do you know??" Liv asked.
"Are you sure?"
"Wait...this is the scary part...a few seconds
ago I saw Cate and Angelina talking outside..."
"WHAT?!" Liv was so scared she dropped
"D..Do you think she told her about what I said???"
Liv asked, her voice trembling.
"I don't know..." said Drew.
"What should I do?" Liv gasped. "I
can't stay here!!"
It seemed like Liv was about to cry.
"Don't worry! it was probably nothing...They
probably were just talking about the movie!" Drew said trying
to calm Liv.
Liv had a look of helplessness on her face as she
looked at Drew, not satisfied with her answer.
"OK, I have to get out of here fast...but I have to use the
bathroom first...Then I'm leaving !"
"Fine, do as you wish...I'll be here if you
need me. Bye," replied Drew.
"Bye," said Liv.
Liv went as fast as she could to the bathroom. She
entered the bathroom and stood there, looking in the mirror, thinking
about her situation. Suddenly, she heard a noise. She turned look
towards the door and when it opened Angelina Jolie was standing
there, smiling a vicious smile.
Angelina took a few more steps forward, then closed
the door behind her. Liv was now so frightened, she started shaking.
She stopped staring at Angelina and instead tried to keep herself
busy with the mirror, trying to make it look like nothing is unusual
was happening. Angelina walked towards her, staring at her all
the time, then stopped 5 feet away from Liv.
"So," spoke Angelina in a calm tone. "I
heard what you were saying about me!"
Liv's worst fears came true. She was terrified...she
turned around and faced Angelina.
"Excuse me?" Liv said, trying to hide her
"I HEARD WHAT YOU WERE SAYING ABOUT ME!"
said Angelina, speaking a lot louder.
Liv took a step backward, bumping into the sink.
"Wh..what do you mean..?" she said in a
low shaky voice.
"I heard you said I'm a wimp. That you want
to kick my ass," said Angelina.
Liv didn't move. She just stared at Angelina's pissed
face, her heart beating faster and faster.
"No....I..I didn't....it must have been a misunderstanding,"
Liv said, praying Angelina will let her go and forget all about
But Angelina kept standing there, her hands on her
Angelina said, "Yeah, right, you are so pathetic!
I'll teach you a lesson, show you exactly who's a wimp!"
"Please ! I don't know what you're talking about....let me
go!" Liv begged.
"NO WAY! bitch!" said Angelina.
She slapped Liv really hard on her cheek. Liv was
not ready for this, her head spun left from the power of the slap.
massaging her red cheek, while whimpering.
"Owwww.... Leave me alone! What have I ever done to you?"
"Nothing much. But you said you wanted to kick
my ass. Well, here's your chance!"
Angelina caught Liv's hair and pulled it backward, forcing her
to look up at her. Liv was terrified. She looked at Angelina's
eyes with huge fear.
"PLEASE!!! I'm sorry!!! don't hurt me, pleeeeaaassse,"
Angelina laughed, "God, you won't even fight back? This is
way too easy!"
Liv couldn't move. Angelina had a strong grip on
her hair, and she was too afraid to make any offensive move of
Suddenly, Angelina released Liv's hair, and she fell backwards,
landing on her ass. Liv felt momentary relief, and kept sitting
on her ass, afraid to anger Angelina.
"So here's the deal" said Angelina, "I'm gonna
give you a chance to fight me!"
Liv didn't know what to do, she didn't want to fight
Angelina, she knew Angelina could beat her easily. Liv never had
a fight in her life, and Angelina looked too tough.
"No....I don't wanna fight you!!! Pleaaase! I wont say anything
about you ever again! Please let me go!" Liv begged as tears
started falling from her eyes. She felt so helpless.
"NO WAY WIMP! GET UP !!!!" Angelina screamed
Liv obeyed immediately. She stood on her shaky legs. She stood
for a moment looking at Angelina with pleading eyes, waiting for
her next move. Suddenly Angelina punched Liv straight in her belly,
just as hard as she could.
Liv doubled over, went down on her knees, and started
"I'm going to destroy you bitch! you are the
biggest wimp I ever had to beat up!"
Liv could barely breath, she was sobbing on her knees. then Angelina
turned to the mirror and started fixing her makeup; ignoring the
sobbing Liv. Liv saw her opportunity and started crawling as fast
as she could, on her hands and knees, toward the door. She almost
reached the knob, but then she felt a sharp pain in her head.
Angelina was pulling hard on her hair, dragging her away from
"Ahhhh noooooo....let me go please!!!!"
Angelina picked her up by her hair, and delivered
a knee to her gut. Liv doubled over again, and Angelina shoved
her against the wall, Liv held her belly and slumped to the floor.
Angelina laughed, leaned towards her and started ripping off Liv's
"Please don't do this to me! I don't want people
to see me like this! Have mercy....pleeease! Liv pleaded.
But Angelina didn't care. Besides, Liv was too weak
and afraid to do anything. She ripped of Liv's entire dress, while
Liv is crying in protest, but nothing more. When she was done,
Angelina threw Liv's dress into the toilet and flushed it.
Liv heard this, and realized what Angelina was doing,
she was hopeless, and kept crying. She was now lying on the floor,
in her bra and underwear, waiting for her tormentor to return.
Then Angelina was back. Liv was still on her hands and knees,
"Please, Angelina, I've learned my lesson, I'm
sorry!! Please, please let me go! I wont bother you ever again!"
"Not good enough, you flat-chested bitch!! The
lesson isn't over yet!"
Suddenly, the door opened and Drew Barrymore was standing there,
in complete shock.
"What the....?" Drew gasped.
"Drew!!!! Please help me Drew!!!! She's destroying me!!!
Make her stop !!!! Puleeease!" Liv begged.
Drew didn't know what to do. She hesitated to interfere,
but Liv was her friend.
"Don't even think about it!" commanded Angelina. "Get
the fuck outta here Drew, and keep your mouth shut if you know
what's good for you!"
Drew was too afraid to do anything to help Liv. She
quickly turned around and scampered out of the bathroom, closing
the door behind her.
"Nooooooo............," wailed Liv, all hope gone now.
"And now....," said Angelina. "You
have to do a few things for me; you know, to show me how sorry
Liv knew she had no choice, she swallowed hard and
"OK. Wha....What kind of things..?" she
"First, take off your bra and panties,"
"TAKE THEM OFF !!!!" Angelina screamed in rage.
Liv was so terrified she quickly took of her bra,
baring her small chest.
Angelina laughed, "Jeez, I had bigger boobs
when I was 12, you little twirp!!!"
Liv was crying.
"Now....your panties. MAKE IT FAST!"
Liv obeyed. Now she was completely naked.
"Good girl," said Angelina, playfully mussing Liv's
"And now, I'll show you some real tits!" Angelina said.
She whipped off her shirt and bra, exposing her larger,
"Now, tell me," said Angelina. "Who's
the flat-chested wimp here??"
"I...I am....please stop this!" begged
"You are WHAT?" asked Angelina again.
"I am a....flat-chested wimp...," said
"Good! I'm glad you understand that. Now, if
you want to get out of here alive..."
Angelina removed her right shoe.
Liv looked at her, fearing the worst.
"Lick my foot!!!" commanded Angelina.
"Please. Don't do this to me," Liv whined.
"I can't...can't do this!! I'll give you money!!! Anything,
just stop this! Please!"
"I don't need your stupid money," Angelina
laughed. "I got more than you anyway. Start licking or I'll
beat you to death!"
Liv had no choice. She bent down and licked Angelina's
toe, just once; a quick flick of her tongue.
"Not good enough wimp! do it better or......"
Angelina didn't have to finish her sentence. Liv
started licking her feet over and over. Angelina smiled, and after
a few minutes got tired of this, so she told Liv to stop.
Liv stopped, and looked at Angelina, "Can I go now? I did
what you told me! Please let me go now..."
"Not yet," fired back Angelina.
"First, one final lesson. Get down on your hands
and knees like a dog. You're going to carry me on your back, outside
to the middle of the party room!"
Liv was in shock, she didn't expect this kind of humiliation,
even from someone as twisted as Angelina Jolie. Liv had no choice
except to plead with Angelina for mercy.
"PLEASE NO ! That's too much !!! Please don't
make me do this!! I'm naked!!! Please, at least let me wear by
bra and panties. Have mercy!"
"Hmm....I have a better idea," said Angelina.
She picked up Liv's underwear from the floor and stuffed it in
the mouth of the squirming young actress.
"Mpphhh...uuuuuuu....," Liv whimpered.
"And now, on you hands and knees like a dog!!!"
she pointed at Liv.
Liv was too afraid to resist. She did as she was
told. Then, Angelina sat on her back, and slapped her hard on
her butt cheek.
Liv collapsed to the floor, crying uncontrollably.
"Get up you wimp!!! Now!!!!" Angelina screamed
as she dug her heels into Liv's ribs.
Liv struggled back up to her hands and knees, tears
covering her red face; her underwear in her mouth not even allowing
her to beg again. She started crawling on her hands and knees,
slowly. Angelina's weight on her back was making it hard.
Angelina opened the bathroom door, and slapped Liv's
ass again, "Faster!!!"
Liv sobbed and whimpered but her cries were muffled
by her underwear. They entered the party again. All the people
turned around in shock.
"That's right!! look at her," shouted Angelina.
"This is your big star! Whatta fuckin' wimp!!"
While some of the people laughed at Liv's embarrassment,
others like Charlize Theron and Ashley Judd, definitely looked
worried and even appeared to sympathize with Ms. Tyler's predicament.
Suddenly, Liv managed to spit out her underwear and
started screaming, "PLEASE HELP ME! GET HER OFF ME!! SOMEBODY,
Several man came forward to help her but the other women were
too afraid to get anywhere near Angelina. The men pried the laughing
Angelina off of Liv's back and Liv collapsed to the floor crying.
She covered her chest and crotch with her hands, her whole body
Angelina pulled away from the men holding her, leaned
over and spat in Liv's face, then turned on her heel, stuck her
haughty nose in the air and left the party. Since then, Liv has
never mentioned Angelina's name and avoids being around her at