Ashley Judd vs. Jamie Pressly by Interac 5/10/01
Jamie had ducked out to get a popcorn and a Pepsi
with Britney Spears picture on the cup. She spent a few minutes
chatting up the clerk, a young man who, no surprise, admitted
he had a topless poster of her in his bedroom. As they chatted,
he suddenly stopped and his mouth dropped open. He was staring
past Jamie at someone behind her. When she looked up in the mirror
behind the concession stand she saw Ashley in line behind her,
smiling at the guy.
"She's flirting with the popcorn boy,"
Jamie thought. "What a little slut!"
Jamie spun around and threw her Pepsi in Ashley's
face; trying to make it appear like an accident.
"Oh, Ashley I am so...*snicker* sorry,"
Jamie giggled as she took in Ashley's bedraggled hair and her
wet blouse that clung to her soft breasts like a second skin.
"Just because more people pay to see my movie,
doesn't give you the right to do this," Ashley sneered, motioning
with her hands at her bosom while she thrust her bosom toward
the gaping counter boy. "What are you doing here anyway,
I thought YOUR movies all went straight to video," she added
snidely.
Then Ashley brushed Jamie off and headed for the
ladies room to clean up. For the second time, Jamie had people
standing around staring at her . This was even worse than the
Jennifer O'Dell situation. Angry by the unexpected turn of events,
Jamie followed Ashley to the ladies room. She locked the door
behind her (so they wouldn't be interrupted.) Ashley turned around
at the sound of someone entering, only to get Jamie's bag of popcorn
flung in her face.
"You trying to embarrass me in public?"
Jamie screamed, her face red. "The only reason a guy would
go to YOUR movie is because his girlfriend dragged him or with
Hugh Jackman in it, he hopes to see 'Wolverine' kill you."
"You should watch your mouth, bitch! This isn't
a trailer park, which is where you belong, Miss Trash Movie Queen,"
Ashley chirped cattily.
"You're one to talk! With your fat-ass sister
and that useless moth..."
Ashley interrupted Jamie's slander with a hard, roundhouse
slap to the face. Then she grabbed Jamie's hair, threw her onto
the floor and mounted her - or rather she tried to mount her.
Jamie got a foot up between their bodies and kicked Ashley off
her. Ashley hit the floor and slid several feet on the tile floor.
Both women got up and ran at each other, grabbing for hair. Jamie
hauled Ashley's head down and punched in the side of the head,
knocking her to one knee. When Ashley looked up, Jamie sent another
fist straight down into Ashley's beautiful face, driving her to
the floor flat on her stomach.
But when Jamie bent over to grab Ashley by the hair,
Ashley tripped her feet from underneath her, dropping Jamie on
her butt. Ashley grabbed Jamie's legs and scrambled up, holding
the blondes legs wide apart. Ashley dropped her knee into Jamie's
pussy and smiled at Jamie's strangled cry of pain.
Jamie clutched her pussy and moaned even as she felt
herself being dragged up on unsteady legs by Ashley who swung
her around and threw her against the wall. Holding her by the
back of the head, Ashley began to bang Jamie's head into the hand
dryer. Ashley turned on the dryer, aimed it at Jamie's breast
and then pushed her breast into the nozzle so all the heat and
the hot metal were on the perky mound of pale flesh.
"Ahhhiiiiiiieee! My tit! It's burning me. Leggo,
Ashley," Jamie whimpered
Jamie drove her elbow backward and luckily it caught
Ashley flush in the side of the head. Ashley reeled backward,
windmilling her arms to maintain balance. Jamie, looked down at
her reddening breast, her eyes tearing in pain. Distracted, she
didn't see Ashley come up behind her to continue her attack. Ashley
grabbed Jamie's hair and ran her across the room straight toward
a bathroom stall door.
But Jamie reversed the momentum on Ashley, and it
was Ashley who crashed through the stall door and fell to her
knees on the cold, hard, tiles. As Ashley tried to turn and get
to her feet, Jamie threw herself on her and pinned her with her
back against the toilet. Jamie sat on Ashley's legs and started
punching her face, then choking her with both hands!
Ashley grabbed Jamie's wrists, twisting one way then
went the other. After a few seconds of struggling, Ashley pushed
Jamie off her and kicked Jamie's body under the partition into
the next stall. Ashley pulled herself up and staggered out of
the stall, breathing hared and trying to catch her breath. Jamie
burst out of the other stall and dove on Ashley. They fell to
the floor and rolled over, spitting, cursing and tearing at one
another as they resumed their bitter battle.
Just then, someone from the theater unlocked the
door. A petite female security guard peered in, took one look
at the two women rolling on the floor, turned around and closed
- then re-locked - the door behind her.
Jamie rolled on top of Ashley briefly, then Ashley
rolled her back off. But Jamie rolled back on top again, pulled
Ashley's head up by the hair then slammed it on the floor. Ashley's
eyes glazed over for a second which gave Jamie a chance to pull
her to her feet by the hair - and run her face-first into the
wall!
Jamie turned Ashley's slumping body around and punched
her in the belly hard enough so Ashley's left foot lifted off
the floor. Ashley started to slide down the wall, but Jamie held
her up with a hand under her chin.
"Yeah, just as I thought," Jamie hissed
in Ashley's ear. "You wanted a fight, but you just don't
have it in you to take me."
Then Jamie's eyes opened wide and bulged out of her
head as she gasped in pain!
Ashley had kneed her square in the pussy. Ashley
spun Jamie around, slammed her back against the wall and ripped
down the front of her shirt. Grinning, Ashley pressed her hands
down into the flesh of Jamie's firm young breasts. Jamie started
to scream in pain as Ashley ripped her bra off, raking her tender
flesh with her nails in the process. Ashley started to grind and
twist Jamie's breasts as, slowly, Jamie started to fall to her
knees. Ashley went down with her, still torturing her bosom.
Desperately, Jamie reached up and raked her nails
on Ashley's face, causing Ashley to release her boobs to cover
her face and stopping Jamie's punishment momentarily.
Ashley looked in the mirror to check out her face.
It had an angry red welt running down from her forehead to her
left cheek. She turned around and hair-hauled Jamie to her feet
but Jamie grabbed Ashley's shirt and pulled her forward, ripping
the shirt and sending Ashley crashing to the floor. Jamie jumped
on Ashley's back, riding her like a pony as she pulled her hair
and screamed "Bitch" while shaking her head violently
from side to side.
Ashley reached back got a handful of Jamie's hair
and jerked her forward over her head, flipping her onto her back.
The two of them once more tumbled and rolled on the floor until
Jamie broke free. She dragged Ashley up by her shirt, pulling
it over her head to blind her, then began pummeling Ashley's body
and head with her free hand while she held the shirt to prevent
Ashley from seeing the punches coming.
Ashley eventually pulled free, sliding out of her
shirt and leaving it behind in Jamie's hand. She backed away but
came charging back, punching Jamie back down on her butt. When
Ashley told her to get up, Jamie stood slowly. Sweat was running
down both women's bodies. Both were topless, Jamie having lost
her blouse and bra while Ashley had been braless under her shirt.
All four nipples stood at attention, hard and erect. Neither seemed
ready to give in to the other yet.
"Not bad, slut," Jamie said as she eyed
Ashley's firm boobs. "Wanna see what they can do against
these?" Jamie cupped her breasts and shook them at Ashley.
As they started to move in closer, Ashley almost
blushed as she asked, "Um, how do we do this, exactly?"
"Well, it's kinda like THIS!" Jamie said
as she slammed her knee right up into Ashley's crotch.
Ashley's mouth opened as she bent over at the waist.
Jamie grabbed Ashley's hair and slammed her face down on the sink
counter. She shoved Ashley to the floor and started to stomp tits;
mashing them with her heel as hard as she could. Then Jamie straddled
Ashley's thighs, leaned over and started grinding her tits into
Ashley's.
"THIS is how you do it! You like this? HEY!"
Jamie screamed as she slapped Ashley. "Wake up you whore!
I asked if you like this?"
Ashley arched her back as she pushed her hands up
under Jamie's chin with all the energy and fight she had left.
Then she let go with one hand for a second and swung her other
arm up, cracking the side of Jamie's jaw with her elbow, knocking
her off to the side.
Ashley rolled over and threw herself on top of Jamie
where she started to grind her own tits into Jamie's.
"This how, it's done Jamie?" Ashley asked,
rhetorically, her face red and twisted in hate.
"Ahhhhhhhh," Jamie screamed in breast pain;
but Ashley was screaming in pain too.
They broke apart and got to their knees, then slowly
rose to their feet; their tits red and raw, covered with welts
and bruises, tears streaming down their flushed cheeks. They each
took a deep breath, then rushed together and grabbed the other
by the hair. They pulled and tugged and went round and round on
their feet, sending knees to crotches and stomachs. They stumbled
around the room, banging the others head into anything handy while
trying to trip her up.
In the end, Jamie stepped back a bit to create some
space between them and got a punch in that rocked Ashley who,
nevertheless, quickly answered back and pushed forward again.
At the same time, three security guards opened the door and the
now near naked women, off balance, crashed through them out of
the washroom into the theater lobby.
When they came sprawling out the door, people were
just coming out of the movie and they saw Jamie flip Ashley over
her hip onto a chair. She punched Ashley in the face, hauled her
a little forward and then bent her head and shoulders back down
onto the chair seat, mounting her in a devastating facesit!
The people looking on were in shock at the sight
of Jamie seated astride Ashley's face, screaming, "I kicked
your ass, bitch!"
Ashley flailed her legs, lifting her hips with her
feet on the floor, slapping Jamie's thighs and hips with her partly
trapped hands. She struggled desperately, trying to throw Jamie
off of her but Ashley's struggle proved unavailing. Finally, after
several minutes, Ashley's legs slid out stretched and fell to
the floor. As her bridge collapsed, Ashley's hips dropped and
her butt hit the floor. Jamie held the smother for several more
moments, making sure Ashley was out.
Then Jamie got off of Ashley's face and stood with
her legs straddling Ashley's limp body as she lifted her arms
in victory while Ashley's body slid down off the seat and folded
up with her head under the chair. She was out cold! In a prideful
show of her dominance over Ashley, Jamie planted her foot on Ashley's
chest and posed.
"OK," Jamie yelled, looking around as if
expecting someone else to step forward. "Who's next?"
After Jamie had gathered up her clothes and left,
the security guards picked Ashley up and threw some water in her
face to wake her up.
When they told her what had happened after she passed
out and about Jamie's comment, Ashley muttered, "That slut'll
find out who's 'next' alright. I'll kick her ass the next time
I see her."
Jamie Pressly was at the multiplex to relax, have
a good time and gauge the audience reaction to 'Tomcats' her latest
movie. She was surprised to see Ashley Judd was there too. Ashley's
movies never did that well, but they did better than Jamie's and
that upset her. Ashley noticed Jamie checking her out. Jamie was
someone she never really liked very much. Ashley knew if Jamie
didn't take off her shirt at the drop of a hat she'd never get
work - at least, not at a 'major' studio.