THE CHRONICLES OF MUSCLE BEACH !!
There's a legendary piece of Southern California beach as famous for catfighting as Venice Beach is for tawdry T-shirts, weightlifters and rollerbladers and as draws women who think they're "tough" the way the North Shore of Hawaii is a magnet for surfers who think they have the "right stuff"! It has a formal name on road maps and in tour books, but everyone who knows about it calls it by its other name.......'Muscle Beach'! On this stretch of sand, women with biceps, quadriceps, triceps and glutes rule over those less well endowed by nature (or who refuse to spend long hours in the gym building themselves up). Other women, less muscular, have made inroads, however; women who've proven their mettle in combat by their toughness and resiliance.
As with any 'closed society', cliques and rivalries abound on 'Muscle Beach' and at any given time their loose confederations and partnerships can crumble as the shifting sands bring someone tougher, meaner or more 'amenable' who displaces a member of an existing clique. Partnerships are formed, friendships made - and lost - as events overwhelm the best of intentions. Enemies come and go, but rivalries go on forever - or so it seems to outsiders!
Naturally, victory brings sweet rewards - and losses are costly! The cost of defeat can be high and its price is paid in many ways, none to the losers liking. For that reason, as the women of 'Muscle Beach' have fight and struggle among themselves - and against outside intruders or unwary strangers (those who make a wrong turn and pay the awful price extracted from trespassers) - the stakes seem to be constantly raised higher and higher as you'll see when you read the adventures of the women who've earned the right to be called .....MUSCLE BEACH BITCHES!
"Beach Bash" - How it all began (or at least this is ONE version of the 'official story') by TNT
Muscle Beach Bitches #3: Cori Nadine & Daisy Fuentes workout by TNT
Muscle Beach Bitches #5: Highlights of the 2004 "Hawaii Tropic Breast Smother Tournament" by simguy
Muscle Beach Bitches #6: Cori Nadine v Lynda Carter by TNT
Muscle Beach Bitches #7: Cori Nadine v Tiffany Thiessen by TNT
Muscle Beach Bitches #8: Donna D'Errico + Erika Eleniak v Gena Lee Nolin by TNT
Muscle Beach Bitches #9: (Pt 1) Gena Lee Nolin v Jeri Ryan by TNT
Muscle Beach Bitches #9 (Pt. 2): Gena Lee Nolin v Cat Bell by TNT
Muscle Beach Bitches #9 (Pt. 3): Jeri Ryan v Charlize Theron+Sunny McKay by TNT
Muscle Beach Bitches #9 (Pt. 5): (one day?)
Muscle Beach Bitches #10: Karen McDougal v Gena Lee Nolin by TNT
Muscle Beach Bitches #11: (Pt. 1) Karen McDougal kidnapped & tortured by dozens of enemies by IRISH
Muscle Beach Bitches #11 (Pt 2) Karen McDougal vs. Sung Hi Lee+Lisa Boyle by IRISH
Muscle Beach Bitches #12: Karen McDougal v Cori Nadine by IRISH
Muscle Beach Bitches #13: Pam Anderson v Sung Hi Lee by TNT
Muscle Beach #14: Karen McDougal/Cori Nadine vs. Leeann Tweeden+Nikki Ziering by IRISH
Muscle Beach #15: Karen McDougal/Cori Nadine vs. Petra Verkiak+Brooke Burke by IRISH
Muscle Beach #16: Karen McDougal vs. Vida Guerra by IRISH
Muscle Beach #17: Karen McDougal vs. Stacy Sanches by Southgate
Muscle Beach #18: Debbe Dunning, Jessica Biel, Tia Carrere by 2xifpkd
Muscle Beach #19: "The Alpha" - Cori Nadine vs. Karen McDougal by The Amateur
Muscle Beach #20: Elisha Cuthbert vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt by simguy
Muscle Beach War! Cori Nadine-Tia Carrere-Kiana Tom (w/Karen McDougal) by TommyB
Muscle Beach #21: "This Beach Is Mine!" Karen McDougal vs. Torrie Wilson by The Amateur
LEGAL NOTICE: While the "Muscle Beach" in these stories is based on - and patterened after - the real 'Mussel Beach' in Southern California where one (or more) bands of tough females 'rule the roost', the characterizations of individual celebrities are based on a fantasy in the mind of the author(s) and are not meant to be taken as a literal depiction of any celebrity's actions!