The television screen turned black, sank into the
recesses of the wall and was replaced with a section of wood paneling.
"Alright, that's a fairly good ad. How much
time do we have before the show?"
Pretty little songstress Christina Aguilera sat at
the head of a long, polished table in the center of her manager's
26th story office, surrounded by nappy-looking ad-men and business
professionals concerned with her career. Christina herself was
dressed rather sedately in a light tan blouse with matching slacks.
Several of her associates were sipping politely on glasses of
water; the one to the right of her was admiring the curve of her
thigh as it stretched across the opposite leg.
Christina's primary business manager gazed respectfully
at her from across the table, one eyebrow twitching in nervous
anticipation. "Well Christina," he began, "if you
seriously intend on a live broadcast during New Year's Eve, you've
only got a couple of days. Have you decided your guest list? Where
will the program will take place? Any details at all?"
"Hmmph!" Christina snorted, and tossed
her long blonde hair for emphasis, "I've been...busy. You
know that!"
"You mean going out with Justin Timberlake behind
Britney Spears' back?" her manager replied, giggling slightly.
The others in attendance followed suit, laughing in short gasps
under their breath.
"Hey, that's none of your fucking business,
so stay out of it!" Christina shot back. The giggling was
immediately replaced with an uncomfortable silence. "Actually,
I've decided to have the event take place at my own home. Furthermore,
I DO have a guest list!"
Taking a worn piece of paper from her pants pocket,
she crinkled it up into a ball and threw it at her manager, "That's
the fucking guest list. Damn, you all are so stuffy! Now make
my special happen! I'm going shopping! This meeting is over!"
A scant two hours later, Britney Spears was practicing
her moves in the living room of her recently purchased mansion
before a shining, wall-sized mirror, when there was a knock at
the door. She opened it to find a rather odd, stocky-looking chap
in a red vest with matching slacks and a red cap upon his head.
"Singing telegram for Miss Britney Spears,"
he said.
"Oh boy! Is this from Justin?" she asked,
giddy with excitement.
"Just listen," the boy replied.
"Christina Aguilera will soon be on TV,
She requests your special presence
Upon this New Year's Eve!
There'll be lots of fun and presents,
Christmas tree and all,
And I'd hate to have you miss it,
'Cuz we're going to have a ball!"
"So let me get this straight," Britney
sighed, hands on her perfect hips. "SHE's inviting ME to
a party?"
"Yes ma'am," the singing lad replied, passing
her an envelope. "All the information is in there!"
With that, the odd-looking boy walked away.
"Well," Britney thought as she opened the
envelope, "I suppose it would be fun to hang with my old
pal Christina. Justin's out on tour, so it's either that or another
lame MTV New Year's Eve bash. I really can't stand those sniveling
twelve-year-old bitches anyway or that bozo Carson Daly getting
sloshed and pawing me like last year."
Rubbing her crotch slightly, Britney retreated back
into the echoing halls of her mansion to continue dancing, but
her mind was filled with anticipation of an unforgettable New
Year's Eve.
Christina appears on camera wearing a big smile and
a pink teddy, which barely covers her bouncing breasts and tight
ass.
"Welcome to my New Year's Pajama Party Special,"
she squeaks happily. "As you can see, I'm all ready for beddie-bye!"
She points to a battery-operated clock on the wall
to her left.
"See? It's almost midnight! Only 30 minutes
left to go! This is my house, isn't it wonderful? Come on, let
me show you around!"
The camera pans left, across the white shag carpeting
to a wet-bar, complete with four bar stools and two glass shelves
stocked with a multitude of beverages.
"I had this put in special," Christina
says to the camera. "It's for when my parents want to get
drunk. I don't drink at ALLLL...teehee! Now over here..."
The camera swings mid-right, following Aguilera's
long, lithe legs, until it is focused on the center of the room.
"... is my very favorite couch- see how puffy
and long it is? The color is Marble-White, in case you're wondering.
These round pillows on each side are in case there's a pillow
fight! And look, above it, there's my wreath, still hanging from
Christmas! Speaking of Christmas..."
The camera pans right and focuses on the rear corner
of the room.
"... this is my Christmas tree! I haven't taken
it down yet because it looks so pretty with the lights and ornaments
and everything."
The door bell rings.
"Hmmm! I wonder who that could be?"
Christina puts her pinkie to her lips like the bad
guy from Austin Powers. The blonde beauty opens the door for the
stunning Britney Spears, who enters wearing a long overcoat.
"Oh, I must have my manservant take your coat,"
Christina cries. "Justin! Oh Justin!"
Justin Timberlake enters from an adjoining doorway.
"Honey!" Britney gasps. "What are
YOU doing HERE? Aren't you supposed to be on tour?"
"I took the night off, babycakes," Justin
replies as Britney unbuttons her coat to reveal a pair of tight
pink bikini briefs and matching bra, which is losing the fight
to contain her enormous assets.
"Well, we go back a long way, so I can't lie
to you," Christina purrs as she saunters up to Britney, breasts
jutting out from her pink teddy until both girls are breast to
breast and nose to nose. "The New Year is all about going
'in with the new'..."
Her hands ball up into fists.
"... and throwing out the old!"
With that, Christina lands a solid blow to Britney's
midsection, doubling the singing sensation over. Grabbing the
back of Britney's head, she follows up with a knee-lift to the
face, snapping Britney's head back. Before Britney can react,
Christina lifts her erect by her hair and delivers four more punches
to her face, staggering Spears.
"Oh no, you're not falling over yet," Christina
snarls as she grabs the front of Britney's bra to hold her up.
"You've beat me lots of times, but tonight, I'm going to
make sure that I destroy you!"
With that haughty declaration, Christina slams her
knee deep into Britney's pussy.
"Ohhhhh," Britney groans.
Aguilera follows with an uppercut to the jaw, which
sends Spears sprawling to the floor. As she lays spread-eagle
on the carpet, breasts heaving, trying to recuperate, the doorbell
rings once again.
"Oh!" Aguilera gasps in fake surprise to
the TV camera. "Who's that at the door? Why ladies and gentlemen,
it's Christina Applegate!"
"Hi, Christina! Happy New Year!" Applegate
cries.
"Same to you, Christina!" Aguilera replies.
"This is soooo cool! Like, there are TWO Christina's in this
room! What're the odds?"
"Yea," Applegate says. "And there's
only ONE Britney. Do you need any help here?"
"Ohhhhh, yea, the bitch took me by surprise...,"
Britney moans.
"Not YOU, you stupid whore," Applegate
snaps at the fallen singer, who is struggling to get to all fours.
"I was talking to our hostess here. Can I have some fun too?"
"Help yourself," Aguilera says. "While
you do that, I'll sing one of my favorite Pat Benetar songs! Hit
Me With Your Best Shot..."
As Aguilera croons the 80's classic, Applegate picks
Britney up by her hair. Looking about the room, she spies the
bar stools.
"Ready for a ride, bitch?"
Tucking Spears' head under her left arm, she makes
a mad dash to the wet bar, leaps in the air and bulldogs Britney's
face onto the top of the nearest bar stool. The singer's good
looks flatten on the wooden seat, the impact ricocheting her body
backward. Britney lands at the foot of the bar writhing in agony
and clutching her swollen nose.
"What? No blood yet?"
Applegate straddles Britney, lifts her by the front
of her bra and begins drilling punches into her face. Britney's
head snaps with each and every blow and a slight trickle of blood
begins to run from her lower lip.
"Hey Aguilera," Applegate cries, releasing
the bra and letting Spears drop "THUNK" to the carpet.
"You want to help me with something?"
"Sure, Christina," Aguilera replies. "What?"
"Here. You take her hands and I'll take her
feet. Let's see if we can hit the glass shelving unit behind the
bar!"
"Wait a minute," Aguilera snaps. "That
thing cost a lot of money!"
"Yea, I'm sure it did," Applegate replies
with a grin. "But won't it be worth it to watch the bitch
smack up against it?"
"You're right," Aguilera says with finality.
"Let's do it!"
They bend over, pick Spears up and with a, "One!
Two! Three!" fling her over the bar counter, where she hits
the glass shelving unit breasts first. The glass shelves shatter,
as do the bottles of alcohol they hold. Spears bounces off the
wall and flops behind the bar out of the view of the TV camera.
"Oh!" Christina Aguilera says. "There's
another guest! Justin, be a sweetheart and answer the door?"
Justin answers the door, a noticeable bulge in his
black butler slacks.
"Alicia Silverstone and Katherine Heigl to see
you, mistress!" Justin announces somberly.
"A pleasure," he replies and does as she
asks.
Alicia is dressed in a short pink nightie made of
the same see-through fabric as Christina Applegate's, her plump,
yet firm, ass is covered by a pair of tight pink cotton undies.
Katherine Heigl is attired in a skimpy white lace bra with matching
lace-fringed, silk panties. Each girl carries a tin of fruitcake.
"These are for your party," Katherine tells
Aguilera.
Meanwhile, Britney is clawing her way up from behind
the bar counter, her body covered with small cuts from the broken
glass. Her lower lip is swollen and split, the bridge of her nose
is turning purple and her disheveled hair covers her eyes.
"Hey bitch!" Britney snarls, the fire having
finally been lit beneath her. "Enough hiding behind your
friends! I can still kick your ass!"
"You know what?" Aguilera says, taking
the fruitcake tins and putting one under the tree. "I really
don't like fruitcake."
She turns to the camera, "Do you?"
With a sudden movement, she flings the fruitcake
tin at Spears, hitting her square in the face and knocking the young
singer down behind the bar again.
"Is that Britney Spears?" Heigl asks. "Hey,
I HATE that bitch!"
"Join the club," Applegate replies. "Wanna
have a go at her?"
"You bet," Silverstone cries, running around
behind the bar.
Grabbing Britney by both ankles, Silverstone drags
the diva out to the center of the room, leaving broken pieces
of glass in her wake.
"Hey Katherine, wanna make a wish?" Alicia
grins.
"You bet!"
Silverstone and Heigl each grab a leg and slowly
spread Spears as wide open as they can. Then, each with one of
her legs between theirs, they slowly do a split until Britney's
calves are pinned to the floor beneath the two girls' rock-hard
pussys.
"Ahhhh, my legs!" Britney cries, massaging
the straining tendons of her inner thighs as Silverstone and Heigl
begin bouncing up and down to stretch her legs even closer to
their breaking point.
"Uh-uh, no use of hands is allowed," Applegate
scolds, shaking a long, manicured finger in the songstresses face.
Kneeling over Britney's head, Applegate pins Britney's
arms to the floor, while Aguilera positions herself between Brit's
outstretched legs.
"Justin's mine, you fucking whore," Aguilera
snarls. "I'll make sure he can never use you again!"
To fulfill that angry promise, Aguilera raises her
bare foot and stomps down on Spears' womanhood once; twice; and
again before grinding her heel into her pubic mound.
Britney, pinned to the floor, can only squirm and
groan while the pressure on her lower extremities is increased.
"Honeypie," Justin calls out, "there's
two Anna's to see you!"
Handing their coats to manservant Timberlake, Anna
Paquin and Anna Kournikova enter the living room and stare happily
at the sight before them. Kournikova is wearing a tight white
teddy, while Paquin, conversely, is clad in a small black teddy.
"So what's going on?" Anna Paquin asks
as a crooked grin crosses her pixie face.
"We're destroying Britney Spears," Katherine
Heigl replies. "Wanna join us?"
"Duh! You don't have to ask twice," Kournikova
says in her broken English. "Keep her pinned there, will
you?"
"No problem," Applegate exclaims, tightening
her grip on Spears' wrists. "She ain't going nowhere."
Stomping once on Britney's pussy, "for luck"
Kournikova says, the tennis sensation straddles her old nemesis,
undoes Britney's bra strap, lifts the cups and clamps her hands
on Spears' firm breasts. She squeezes with strength only real
tennis players have, titflesh oozing from between her fingers
as Britney howls in pain.
"Shut up bitch! Just shut up!" Aguilera
cries and stomps Britney's pussy again.
"That won't do any good," Applegate sniffs.
"You need to stifle her at the source!"
With a look of expectation, Christina Applegate spreads
her thighs, scoots up to Spears' forehead and, with a sudden hop,
drops a reverse face-sit on their hapless victim. Britney's cries
are muffled by Applegate's luscious ass as Kournikova, facing
the TV actress, continues to assault Britney's breasts.
"Well shit!" Anna Paquin snarls, "What
can I do? I wanna help too!"
Just then, the front door opens.
"Hey Paquin!" Christina Aguilera sneers.
"Justy's MY slave, not yours! Get your own manservant! Take
her coat, will you Justin?"
Jessica Simpson is revealed in a deep red teddy,
which hugs her curvaceous body like a voracious lover. She stares
at the center of the living room; there lies Britney Spears, spread-eagled
and pinned, suffering a suffocating reverse face-sit from Christina
Applegate and a dreadful breast mauling from Kournikova. Jessica
turns to Anna Paquin.
"Have you had any fun yet?" she asks.
"No, I'm afraid not," Paquin replies pouting.
"Alright, let the bitch up," Simpson snaps.
"Anna and I are gonna show ya how ta finish the slut for
good!"
Slowly, the other guests stand up. Britney is gasping
and gagging, her tight stomach jerking up and down, her proud
breasts black, blue and jiggling from the exertion of just breathing.
"Anna, pick her up from behind," Jessica
orders. Paquin does as she is told, clamping her arms around Spears
just below her battered breasts. Britney's legs are useless after
the extended stretching they've suffered. They dangle and drag
limp beneath her.
"OK," Simpson says. "Come closer ...closer...closer...
get her head upright with her face aligned to my tits...good.
Now. What say you give me a hug, Anna? It's been such a long time!"
"Oh yes!"
Paquin complies and as the girls wrap their arms
around one another they sandwich Britney's head in a double-breast
smother. Spears' arms flail and flap at her sides, her legs kick
and convulse as oxygen is stolen from her lungs once again.
"Ohhhh Anna!" Jessica groans, rubbing her
breasts in Britney's face.
"Ohhhh Jessica!" Paquin cries, pressing
herself to the back of Spears' head.
"OK, OK, you seem two are having way too much
fun," Alicia Silverstone finally exclaims. "Let me and
Kournikova have some too!"
"Be our guest," Simpson says.
Within seconds, Kournikova has replaced Simpson in
front while Silverstone has taken Paquin's spot behind.
****
AND NOW, THE WOMAN YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, CHRISTINA
AGUILERA!
"So why did you invite me to this party?"
Britney asks, her hands traveling down the length of her body
before coming to rest on her hips.
Applegate enters wearing a black trench coat. Justin
Timberlake is immediately attentive, stepping over Britney to
relieve the guest of her coat. The 'Married With Children' star
is wearing what can only be described as a white "micro-nightie."
The practically see-through cloth caressing Applegate's free-borne
breasts and erect nipples is hemmed just above the pelvic region
to allow a peek of her bulging, thong-covered womanhood.
****
DING DONG!
"Oh, do be a dear and take their coats, won't
you?"
****
Suddenly...DING DONG!
"Oh boy!" Aguilera chirps, "more guests!"
"Oh wow," Alicia Silverstone exclaims as
she continues grinding her pussy on Spears' pinned calf. "TWO
Christina's and TWO Anna's! This is REALLY gettin' freaky!"
****
"It's me, Jessica Simpson!" a voice calls out.
"Can I come in?"
"Show her in Justin, will you?" Anna Paquin
orders.