ASHLEE SIMPSON VS AVRIL LAVIGNE
VS
After years of arguing between pop/punk-rock fans over who was more "punk," Avril Lavingne and Ashlee Simpson finally decide to determine once and for all who is the best in a street fight. They agree to fight in an empty parking lot, surrounded by adoring fans.
The crowd is obviously in favor of Avril, but Ashlee still walks confidently to the empty lot, amid several boos. She is stretching, when the crowd erupts into cheers as Avril walks confidently towards the lot.
The two meet face to face and stare each other down. Avril calls Ashlee a poser punk, who steals her style to make money. Ashlee says that they will find out once and for all who is for real. Avril begins to say something else, but Ashlee slaps her right across the face. Avril charges Ashlee and takes her to the ground, where a catfight ensues.
The two roll around exchanging punches to the side of the head, until Ashlee gains the upper hand by slamming Avril's head against the pavement. Ashlee then picks up the dazed Avril, and lands three punches to her soft belly. She backs up, and attempts to land a KO punch to Avril's face, but Arvil catches her fist. Avril swings with her right hand, and connects across Ashlee's face. Ashlee stumbles back, and Avril sees the opportunity to deliver belly punches of her own. She lands five, and with Ashlee reeling in pain, Avril goes behind Ashlee and applies a reverse bear hug.
With Arvil squeezing her belly, Ashlee screams in pain. "Just quit," Avril yells.
"Never," said Ashlee.
"I'm the real punk!" Avril yells. Ashlee is finding it hard to breath, and she begins to slip into unconsciousness. Dazed, but not out, Ashlee attempts to elbow Avril in the face. She connects, but Avril keeps the bearhug synched in tight. Ashlee finally faints in Avril's arms. The crowd can see that Ashlee's already out, but Avril not knowing this, slams Ashlee down to the pavement on her chest. The impact awakens Ashlee, who now takes Avril down to the ground with her in anger.
Ashlee pulls Avril's hair until she screams, and then she applies a chin lock. Avril twists around, trying to counter the move, but cannot. With her neck in pain, Avril considers giving up. "Just admit it," Ashlee says in her ear. "I'm better!" Avril manages to say no, and in a burst of adrenaline, powers out of the hold. AFter wrestling Ashlee to the ground, Avril applies a Camel Clutch.
Avril pulls hard, and grimaces as Ashlee screams in pain. The crowd laughs, and cheers on Avril. Ashlee plants her feet, and stands up. Then Ashlee manages to elbow Avril in the stomach, freeing herself.
She wraps her arms around Avril, and twisting to the side, carries Avril over her back to the hard concrete. Ashlee dives atop Avril and begins punching her into submission, but Avril lands both feet to Ashlee's chest. With Ashlee falling backwards, Avril stands, and sweeps Ashley off her feet.
Avril locks Ashlee in a Boston Crab, but Ashlee is too flexible to feel great pain. Avril wraps her legs around Ashlee's midsection, trying to put her to sleep with a leg scissors. Ashlee squirms, knowing that if she fades out again, she might not wake up for a bit. She rolls backwards, knocking over Avril, and applies a leg scissors across the neck of Avril.
Now Avril's the one in trouble. In horrible pain Avril screams for Ashlee to stop, but she'll have none of it. Avril herself begins to finally fade away. Avril kicks trying to get out, but eventually she slows down. Ashlee knows Avril will soon be KO'ed, and she applies her scissors with full force.
Avril is facing away from the crowd, so only Ashlee can see her face. When the scissors inevitably puts Avril's lights out, no one can tell for sure but Ashlee. She strokes her soft face, saying, "and you call yourself tough."
Ashlee releases, and situates Avril in a sitting position to wake her up. While she starts to revive, Ashlee has Avril in a headlock. Wrestling her up to her feet, Avril manages to spin out of it. She swings her full arm towards Ashlee, and tries to clothesline her. Ashlee ducks, and finding herself behind Avril, slaps on a sleeper hold.
Avril realizes her danger, and swings her arms left and right, trying to stay awake. Ashlee taunts by saying, "Time to go to sleep Avril." Ashlee squeezes Avril's neck in anger, and Avril begins to fade out. Her vision gets blurry, and she gets dizzy as she slowly falls to her knees.
Avril is still fighting though. The crowd chants her name, but she cannot help but succumb. Half conscious, she slaps weakly at Ashlee's arms, but soon her arms fall limply at her sides, as her black eye lined eyes close. Ashlee realizing that Avril Lavingne had passed out in the sleeper, grabbed her lifeless arm. Raising it, she drops it. Avril's arm falls lifelessly to the ground. SHE'S OUT!!!
She slaps at Avril's face, and it moves limply. She releases the hold, and Avril's unconscious body falls to the ground. Ashlee places her foot on Avril's bobbing chest, and raising her arms in victory and claims herself to be the real "punk princess."
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