CHRISTINA APPLEGATE & NIKKI COX VS MARIAH CAREY & WHITNEY HOUSTON
Christina Applegate & Nikki
Cox (71%) pounds Mariah
Carey & Whitney Houston
(29%) “Let me start by saying this is a
huge thrill for me” begins our new
interviewer, Downtown Julie Brown. “Mariah
Carey & Whitney Houston have been good
friends of mine for years” “Now to see them
put aside past differences, and stand as
friends & partners today is wonderful!”
Mariah & Whitney stand at the top of the
ramp leading to the ring, moments before our
first ever tag team match against Christina
Applegate & Nikki Cox.
“Yeah Christina had
some wild dream about kicking Whitney & my
ass in a tag match,” Mariah began “but its
not going to happen!” “Christina is just like
Kelly Bundy, a loser that caused me to lose
to Britney Spears last month.”
“You know I’m rooting
for ya, and I luv those outfits!”, says Julie
commenting on Whitney & Mariah’s matching
gear from Mariah’s Heartbreaker video., jeans
and a pink knit bikini top.
“These two Pop
Divas are taking down two Sit Com Sluts
tonight!”, proclaims Whitney.
Their fans roar
in support, but are suddenly silenced as
Christina & Nikki step out of the shadows of
the stage, and clobber their heroes over the
back of the head. Things got worst for
Mariah & Whitney from there as Christina &
Nikki didn’t give them a chance to breath.
Their fist were a blur, as they pounded the
divas with everything they could muster.
Nikki doubled Whitney over with a punch to
the stomach. She reached down and
grabbed the star around the knees and pulled
her feet out from under her. Now with
Whitney trapped on her back, Nikki spread
her legs, and viciously stomped her cunt
again, and again. With Whitney howling in
pain Nikki leaped and drove her knee with all
her weight behind it into Whitney’s poor
pussy. The audience let out a collective
moan for the agonized superstar.
showed less mercy for Mariah, as she
pounded the beauty to her knees, and
captured her in a side headlock. From there
she mercilessly pounded Mariah's face with punch
after punch. Once she had positively dazed
the songbird, Christina allowed her victim to fall
to the floor. Poor Whitney had rolled into a
ball trying to protect herself from Nikki’s
assault. Christina & Nikki looked at each
other and nodded. They each pulled their
helpless prey’s heads between their legs, and
delivered two piledrivers to the helpless
beauties. Now with both ladies scensless on
the floor, The Sit Com Wildcats smiled.
Christina put Mariah in a camel clutch, and
Nikki did the same to Whitney. “Give up
bitches, give up” Christina muttered as she
pulled back on the larger woman’s neck.
Mariah held out for as long as she could
before finally admitting defeat. “I give” she
“Not good enough,
say you’re sorry”, Christina spat.
pleaded Mariah, but still Christina pulled back
even harder. Nikki too elicited a submission
& apology from Whitney, but the blonde & red
head still tortured their foes with the camel
clutch. Finally the television princesses
released the queen divas, and stood over
their two sweat soaked, tall slender, bodies.
“Now this is what that bitch in your
Heartbreaker video should have done to you!”
screams Christina and pulls Mariah to her
feet, and into another side headlock. Nikki
captures Whitney in a headlock, and they
lead the fallen divas backstage, down the hall
and into a bathroom. They drag Whitney &
Mariah into adjacent stalls and force them on
their knees in front of the toilets. They force
each’s face under the cold water in the toilet,
while the drowning beauties thrash their arms
and legs about to no avail. After they had
drowned all the fight out of their enemies,
Christina & Nikki pull their faces out of the
water, and let them collapse to the cold tile
floor. The winners grab a handful of hair, and
drag their prey out of the stalls and leave
them lying moaning & coughing at their feet.
They roll them on their stomach, and remove
their pink bikini tops and use them to tie their
hands behind their backs.
Downtown Julie Brown again steps to the
winners with her microphone. Her face is full
of obvious disgust at the sneak attack and
humiliating beating her friends have suffered.
“A win is a win I guess, even if it is an
underhanded one, huh Nikki & Christina?”
“These arrogant bitches have
just learned not to mess with us, just like
Jennifer Lopez did last month!” says
Christina. “But we’re not through yet”, Christina
continues and whistles loudly. Whitney’s
arch nemesis Janet Jackson walks in
followed by Mariah’s enemy Cameron Diaz.
“They’re all yours” Nikki says with a smile,
and Janet approaches Whitney and picks her
up, and slings Whitney, doubled over at the waist, across her
shoulders like a sack of potatoes.
can’t do this!” yells Whitney. “Please!......
NO! .... Applegate, I’ll get you for this!!” she
yells with horror etched on her face as Janet
carries her out the door. Cameron collects
Mariah, who has tears running down her face
thinking of the horror she’s about to be
subjected to, and leaves. Christina & Nikki smirk
& giggle at their opponent’s distress.
you two crazy, they will torture Whitney &
Mariah to death!” asks Julie.
you’re getting on my nerves” Christina says
before her knee flashes into Julie’s cunt.
Julie doubles over and Nikki & Christina pound
her into the ground. Nikki pulls Julie to her
feet, and holds her arms behind her back so
Christina can punch the Brit at will from her
stomach, to her breast and finally to her face.
The blonde snatches Julie's skimpy dress and
yanks it off the interviewer’s body. Julie is
left only wearing only her panties, but is too punch
drunk to realize it. Christina places Julie’s head
between her legs, and lifts her for a piledriver.
Nikki grabs the busty woman’s ankles to
deliver a little extra force to the devastating
maneuver. Poor Julie is knocked
unconscious by the impact and is lying
spread eagle on the floor. Christina slips off
Julie’s black lace panties and stuffs them in
Julie’s mouth before “high fiving” her partner
The cameraman shows the
triumphant duo leaving out the door before
panning back to Julie’s unconcious body. He
slowly pans up and down the former Playboy
covergirl’s body. Displaying her rising &
falling breast at each breath. Stopping and
zooming in on the neatly trimmed hairy
snatch between her wide spread legs, before the cameraman pans slowly back up to Julie's slumbering face.
Welcome to the job Julie!
Christina & Nikki lead a host of Mariah's & Whitney's Enemies
Mariah & Whitney Take a Beating!
Even Downtown Julie Brown feels the wrath
BACK TO THE CELEBRITIES
TO CHRISTINA APPLEGATE
TO NIKKI COX
TO MARIAH CAREY
TO WHITNEY HOUSTON