DIAN PARKINSON vs LONI ANDERSON

Prelude: A convention of ladies who have posed for posters has attracted dozens of the most beautiful celebrities. Among them is Dian Parkinson, the Price is Right model and a 1st runner-up in the Miss World pageant. She flashes her hourglass 37D-23-37 figure to the attendees by wearing a bikini. Loni Anderson is also making the rounds advertising her own poster and her 36-24-36 figure. She has husband Burt Reynolds with her.

Burt seems to be very interested in Dian with her natural blonde hair, that flawless face and unmatchable juggs. He visits Dian's booth where Dian slips him her room number. That night Burt slips away from Loni to Dian's suite. Burt knocks on the door to be opened by Dian in a negligee. Dian greets him, "Burt, I knew you couldn't resist coming to see me. I have an evening you'll never forget planned for you." Dian unties her negligee and drops it to the floor revealing her nude body. Burt and Dian waste little time having sex of all types while the perspiration builds on their bodies.

Meanwhile, Loni begins looking for her husband. Her inquiries finally lead her to Dian's room. Loni knocks on the door with an accompanying, "Burt, I know you're in there." Dian smugly answers the door, gladly standing before Loni nude and her husband in her suite's bedroom. Loni snaps, "Dian, I had always heard you were a tramp and this just proves it. Burt, I'll deal with you later, but now I'm going to put this model in her place. She thinks her poster is so hot, yet she pales in comparison to me."

Dian retorts, "Loni, it isn't my fault that you can't hold onto your man-maybe your dark roots are showing too often. After all, some of us are natural blondes, and others are blondes out of a bottle." A decision is made that there will be a beauty contest judged by Burt followed by a submissions only catfight.

Beauty Contest: Dian and Loni will compete in six categories: facial beauty, breasts, shape, legs, back, and ass. The winner of a majority of the six categories wins the contest.

Both women have beautiful faces, but Dian takes the facial contest with her perfect features including a more beautiful nose, overcoming Loni's raised cheekbones. The bust contest is next with Dian's 37C pitted against Loni's 36 inch tits, surgically reduced from earlier in her life. Dian once again takes this contest with her boobs being judged superior by Burt. The third category is midsections. Dian has that hourglass figure which means she always wins this category, but Loni has an incredibly concave stomach with some muscular definition. Loni pulls an upset and wins the 3rd category of better abs, cutting Dian's overall lead to 2-1.

Legs are next to be judged and Dian outpoints Loni's shapely gams using her own model-like, perfectly tapered legs to extend her lead to 3-1. Loni and Dian both have great backs, which Burt, after much thought, finally judges to be a tie. This assures Dian the victory, since Loni could only get within one. The last category of best ass goes to Loni to make the final tally, Dian-3; Loni-2 and a tie.

Dian taunts Loni with "Well, after all honey, I won the Miss World USA pageant and finished 1st runner-up in the Miss World pageant while all you ever did was win Miss Minnesota. I suppose you were competing against wolves and badgers in that God-forsaken state."

Catfight: Both women are ready to go immediately after their nude beauty contest. They approach each other and wrap their arms around the other's waist in an obvious tit battle posture. Arms pull their opponent's body toward them as their boobs clash together. Dian has the larger orbs but Loni has a tight body and this duel ends in a draw.

Loni raises her hands in front of her, challenging Dian to the classic arm strength test. Hands clasp and arms strain. Both women gain slight advantages early but Loni has gained a true favorable position as she gets Dian bent backward; her back straining those muscles developed through exercise. Dian falls to her knees as Loni bends Dian's wrists in an awkward position. Then Loni brings up her right foot, plants it in Dian's ample chest to sends the blonde flying flat on her back to the plush carpet. Loni heartily laughs, "Looks like you're in your natural position, on your back. How did it feel slut to be taken down so easily by someone originally from Minnesota?"

Loni dives on Dian, pinning her to the floor and spread-eagling the blonde. Loni wraps her ankles around Dian's to immobile her legs as she uses her superior arm strength to pin Dian's arms. Loni raises her upper body repeatedly into the air only to drop down hard on Dian's trapped chest and stomach. Grunts can be heard each time Loni's body smacks into the pinned blonde. Loni finally stops and rests with her body snugly atop Dian, then begins to rub her body across Dian making the gorgeous blonde support her body weight. Loni's juggs brush back and forth across her chest as Dian's breasts fight to resist Loni's power even as Dian's nipples become hard and distended due to her arousal.

Loni lifts her legs from Dian's lower body and pulls them up, dropping her calves on Dian's still pinned arms to keep them trapped flush on the carpet. Dian kicks her feet and bucks, trying desperately to kick out but Loni is well balanced astride Dian's chest area.

Loni lowers her chest until her mammaries swing just above Dian's beautiful face, then Loni reaches down to pull Dian's face into the cleavage between her well-shaped globes. Loni rubs Dian's perfect face in her cleavage and across her breasts. Loni's perspiration transfers to Dian's face, moistening her already sweaty visage. "Slut, how does it feel to be helpless at the mercy of my firm tits?" Loni taunts as she forces Dian's face into her right armpit to expose Dian's mouth and nose to that wet and odorous area. Loni extensively explores her underarm using Dian's face. Dian tries to twist her head aside, but Loni's strong grip on her hair keeps it trapped in that nicely formed area. Loni finally drops Dian's head back on the carpet but only so she can slap the left side of Dian's face with her right hand.

"Dian, you're not giving me much of a challenge-I really expected a little competition, but I guess you're just not up to it," Loni cynically says. However, during all her maneuvering Loni has gotten a little careless about her positioning. She's gotten a little too far forward on Dian's body and one of Dian's sudden bucks dumps Loni forward over her head and off her.

Dian's face is red due to both embarrassment and from being under duress as of late. But Dian isn't to be verbally outdone. "Loni, you used-up woman, the reason I don't have the energy I usually have is that Burt and I had been having sex half the night. Seems he wasn't satisfied with your inadequate equipment."

Both women rise and approach each other; Loni's face is red with anger at Dian's personal attack on her abilities. Dian leads with a right slap to Loni's face snapping the bleached blonde's head back but Loni answers with a roundhouse right slap of her own snapping Dian's head to the side. Dian closes her fist and pounds Loni's abdomen. Although well developed, Loni feels the force of her blow and doubles over. Dian brings her right knee up under Loni's chin and sends the beautiful blonde reeling back against a wall.

Dian follows up, trapping Loni against the wall with her body as she reaches down her right hand to invade Loni's pussy, one that is surrounded by as thick a black forest as that possessed by Deborah Shelton or Lamya Derval. Dian's hand causes a strong reaction from Loni, a mixture of pleasured arousal and unwanted invasion. "Loni, how does it feel to be probed by the most irresistible woman on the planet?" Dian asks.

Dian pulls her hand out from between Loni's legs and raises it to Loni's left tit. She squeezes the tit and nipple, making yet another strong sexual impression on the bleached blonde. With Loni wavering, Dian shoves her left hand under Loni's chin to slam her head back and keeping her pinned on the wall. Dian removes her hand from Loni's left boob and rapidly punches Loni in the stomach. Loni's grimaces prove the effectiveness of Dian's attack, but when Dian tries to reach back to get even more power into her next punch, Loni squirms away from her entrapment and breaks free of Dian.

Dian aggressively moves toward Loni, but Loni gets the advantage first, grabbing Dian's head and putting her into a headlock. Loni twists and wrenches the blonde's head vigorously, sending Dian's long tresses flying in the air. Loni hip-tosses Dian to the carpet and falls on top of the prone blonde, laying crosswise across Dian's chest with her strong legs scissoring Dian's left arm; her right arm pinning down Dian's right arm, and using her left hand to get revenge by fondling the model's tits. Loni switches positions, holding down Dian's right arm with her left arm so that she can slap Dian's face with her free right hand. "Whore, how do YOU feel being dominated by somebody as beautiful as you are, only a lot stronger? Loni taunts.

After Loni has gotten all the mileage she can from the hold, she stands up and begins to stomp Dian's luscious midsection, bringing a series of "oohs" and "unnnhs" from the punished Dian. As Loni raises her foot for one last stomp, Dian rolls aside and leg whips Loni's legs, knocking her pins out from under her. Loni crashes to the carpet on her beautiful butt.

Dian gets off the carpet first this time although she's hurting, and gives Loni a couple of vicious crotch kicks. Loni vocally expresses pain and grabs her pussy. With a kick, Dian rolls Loni over on her stomach and mounts the glamorous blonde, straddling the small of her back. Dian reaches back and spanks Loni's ass with her left hand while she reaches forward with her right and grabs Loni's hair. Dian violently moves her right hand still holding Loni's mane, shaking Loni's head in all directions. "Bitch, let's see how you like this" Dian says angrily during the moves.

Dian moves her luscious butt up and squats on Loni's upper back pinning her chest to the carpet. Dian reaches both arms around Loni's head, clasps her hands together under Loni's chin and pulls back. Loni screams in agony as Dian strains her beautiful neck while pressuring Loni's back with her knees. "Ready to give it up, Loni?" Dian chortles. "Burt's waiting for some more real sex, not the pretend stuff you and he had."

Loni gasps, "No, I'll never give up you whore. And you're not going to get Burt either." With that, Dian pulls Loni's head back even harder using her sinewy arms as her knees place even greater strain on Loni's back. All the while, Loni is flailing and struggling until she's able to twist her body to loosen the chin lock enough to free her head and let Dian slide off her sweaty back.

On their knees, the women lunge at one another, their hatred stoked to new depths. Bodies smack into each other, sending both women to the carpet. Each reaches for her opponent's hair and attempts to pull it out by the roots as they roll first one direction then the other in a classic catfighting lock-up. In the end, Dian ends up on top as they roll into the wall which stops them from rolling any further in that direction. Dian releases Loni's hair only to grab two fistfuls of Loni's pale boobs. She squeezes Loni's firm tits, resulting in shrieks of anguish from the writhing blonde. Even in pain, Loni retains enough composure to clamp her own hands onto Dian's globes and squeeze back.

Both women grimace as their famous assets are crushed and flattened, neither wanting to concede the other has won this contest. Still, both women are hurting too much to go on and release their holds almost simultaneously. Dian lowers her massive gazongas as she grabs Loni's head and pulls her face deep into her cleavage, returning Loni's earlier tit smother. Dian's sweaty boobs provide an airtight seal on Loni's nose and mouth, restricting her breathing. Loni slaps her hands on Dian's back and sides and beats her feet against the carpet in desperation while trying to reestablish her breathing. But it isn't until she begins to use her arms for more useful purposes and simultaneously shoves with her arms and bucks with her lower body that Loni is able to unseat Dian from her chest.

Both women get up much more slowly as they've been worn down by the intensity and duration of the match. Both women's tits are starting to sag as their pectoral muscles tire, and both are covered with a veneer of sweat covering their firm bodies. Both women's pubic hair is disheveled from the pawing, raking attacks on it and matted with perspiration. Nevertheless, both women have a look of determination to carry this to the conclusion.

Dian throws herself at Loni, who catches her, lifts her up and slams her to the carpet. Loni next drops a series of knees on Dian's shapely abs, which take her breath away. In command of the fight now, Loni turns Dian over on her stomach and wraps her legs in her strong arms. Loni swings her leg over and drops her beautiful ass onto Dian's gorgeous butt, then leans back, pulling Dian's model legs backwards over her own ass until Dian feels the pressure on her legs and back caused by the awkward position of her body. Dian groans in pain which brings a grin to Loni's lipstick smeared mouth.

Loni releases the hold, turns around so she's facing Dian's back and rises to a crouching position. Loni reaches forward with her hands and grabs both of Dian's arms, pulling Dian's upper body up until she's kneeling. Loni drops one knee and her leg across Dian's ankles and puts her other knee in Dian's back as she pulls Dian's arms straight behind her in a bow and arrow submission hold. Dian's arms are strained severely and a sneer crosses Loni's face as Dian's pain manifests itself in sobs and whimpers as tears start to roll down her pink cheeks. Dian's back is being stretched forward by Loni's knee while her upper body is being bowed backward around it. The only saving grace for Dian is that her buxom body looks magnificent with her big boobs thrusting forward and her slim waist contracted under the incredible pressure.

Loni asks Dian, "Hey, you overrated blonde slut, ready to give it up yet or do I have to strain every area of your body?"

Dian answers, "Aaarrrrrgh! I think that bleach has leaked into your brain."

Smiling, Loni yanks back even harder with her arms and presses her knee more aggressively into Dian's back as she asks, "OK Dian, you ready to concede that I'm the stronger woman now?"

Dian sobs, "OK, OK, I already won the beauty contest, so I'll give you this one....this time....slut!"

Loni's tired face is filled with a broad sneer as she releases Dian's arms and knees her in the back. Loni drop the weeping spokesmodel on her bruised and battered chest when she turns loose her hold, then steps over her body and stands over her sobbing rival, her legs straddling Dian's curvy ass as she puts her hands on her hips and poses like the victor she is.

Postmatch: As usual in these affairs, the end of the fight is just the beginning of the humiliation. Loni lets Dian's limp body slump back on the carpet, then she spreads Dian out on her back and covers her luscious body with her own in a spread-eagle position. Loni repeats the maneuver she used in the match, namely rubbing her sensual body against Dian's. Loni enjoys feeling Dian's boobs being pressured by both her tits and her body.

While Dian closes her eyes and endures this humiliation, Loni slides her body down Dian's until she can reach her right hand into Dian's perfect pussy. As Loni's hand enters her most private area, Dian reacts to the foreign object by gasping, lifting her hips and groaning out loud. Smiling, Loni probes her strong hand deeper into Dian's pussy which quickly becomes excited and aroused under Loni's expert touch. Every time Loni's fingers touch a particularly sensitive spot, the former Miss World runner-up grunts, 'oohs' or 'ahhs' in response. After a while, Loni begins to feel a warmth flowing over her fingers at the same moment she feels Dian's once tense body shiver and then go limp. Loni pulls her fingers out and knows Dian has climaxed. She carefully wipes her fingers on Dian's heaving tits, covering her massive juggs with her own liquid.

Then Loni moves up on Dian's body until she's sitting with her great ass on Dian's tits, flattening the proud mounds beneath her weight. Loni gets ready to explore her own pussy and give Dian an exposure to her own fluids. Loni grabs a dildo and slowly works it in and out of her well-shaped pussy. Loni excites herself until she's oozing and when she peaks, Loni grabs Dian's head by the hair over her ears and jerks her face into her pussy and lets her liquid ooze out and roll do onto Dian's gorgeous face. "Dian, how lucky you are to get my precious juice on your slutty face."

While Dian lays limp without responding to Loni's taunts, the blond moves her ass up onto Dian's face and rubs her fluid around, smearing Dian's entire face. Dian flails her arms weakly, but Loni has her trapped under her tight butt. Loni puts her arms on top of her head to show off her biceps, her taut arms, and her great underarms to the gaping Burt.

While Burt pleasures himself, Loni turns her attention to Dian's massive mammaries, fondling and squeezing her huge juggs as much of the soft tissue oozes between her tightly clamped fingers. Kneading Dian's erect nipples just adds to Loni's satisfaction as Dian's aroused and hard nipples begin to express their precious nectar. Loni laughs as she sucks Dian's mammaries dry, then sits up with the comment, "Dian, looks like I've taken everything the former Miss World USA and Miss World runner-up had to give. Not too bad for a girl from Minnesota who supposedly competed against badgers and wolverines in her state pageant."

However, Loni seems almost as exhausted as Dian and apparently anxious to bring this to an end. She slowly climbs off Dian and rests on her knees for a moment before she grabs Dian by her long blonde hair and pulls her up to her knees. Loni once more forces Dian's face deep into the cleavage between her still somewhat firm breasts again, rubbing Dian's proud, perfect face in the sweaty, smelly region. In yet another insult, Loni stands up and pulls Dian's face into her sweaty and odorous pussy. Her thick pelt of dark fur swallows Dian's nose and mouth as Loni gets still another moment of pleasure. Loni steps back and Dian slumps forward at her feet, laying still. Loni picks Dian's limp body up from the floor and tosses the gorgeous blonde model onto a bed.

Burt is ready to go with Loni, but Loni holds up her hand in a stop signal. "Burt," Loni giggles. "This tramp is all you deserve. I've proved who the better woman is, but you won't ever be with me again." With a toss of her long blond hair, Loni struts triumphantly away, scooping up her dress on the way out the door. Dian is left sprawled semi-conscious on the bed with a stunned Burt beside her.

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