DIAN PARKINSON vs DIAMOND FOXXX
VS
37D-23-37 hostess with the mostest Dian Parkinson and 32G-24-36 gigantic breasted Diamond Foxxx
Prelude: Porn star siren Diamond Foxxx decides to have a little fun in Los Angeles. She gets a ticket to The Price is Right and hopes to pass the scrutiny of the outside interview to become an onstage contestant. She puts on some skimpy bluejean shorts and a low cut navy top which would pass the censors but also leaves no doubt that she is superstacked and thus a big draw for the television audience. Of course, with her beauty, personality, and that outfit, her selection by the TPIR staff becomes almost a certainly, and in fact she passes the interview process with flying colors. During the show, she indeed gets her “Come on Down” call and is successful enough to get not only to the Final Showcase, but actually wins with her final bid. Dian Parkinson has been watching the gorgeous blonde since she first came onstage and hasn’t appreciated all the camera shots centered on her top, attention by the staff including boyfriend Bob Barker, and her dominance of a venue that Dian normally likes to claim as her own private domain. At the end of the taping, Dian storms over in a bikini from her showcase duties as Diamond expects congratulations, not even bothering to change into other clothes…she is furious!!!!
Dian {with shitloads of attitude including anger and jealousy}: “Diamond Foxxx, you dime store whore, I guess you think you are really something special syellowing the spotlight from me?”
Diamond: “Listen, you overpaid pointer to appliances, if the camera, the audience, and the staff you have been working with prefers me, that is your problem, not mine. Maybe you have just found a woman who is sexier, more beautiful, and more desirable that you.”
Dian {snapping her fingers in Diamond’s face}: “Oooooohhhhh reallllllyyy, is that what you think? Looks like I’m just going to have to put your tramp ass and tits for that matter in their place.”
Diamond: “I know where we can settle this far away from this show and discretely at a strip club. They have a feature where they have a wet T-shirt contest where two women can compete against each other without the normally crowded field. That would be me and you…woman against woman to see who the hotter girl is.”
Dian: “That’s great, but I want more than that – I want to rip some of that bleached hair out of your head.”
Diamond: “You really are an arrogant little bitch, but here’s some news for you. They also have accommodations for catfights and a mud pit to dispose of the loser. I can’t wait to hold you under in that mud and prove you aren’t much without layers of makeup covering your flaws.”
Dian gives Diamond her telephone number so that when Diamond finds out what night they can settle this, Diamond can give her a call. Before leaving Dian at the studio, Diamond walks over to her.
Diamond {French kissing Dian to play with her mind}: “Try this on for size, Dian Parkinson!”"
Dian {raising her arms in almost a fake protest but truly enjoying the kiss}: “Ummmmmmm…..ummmmmmm,….back off, bitch!”
Diamond {smiling broadly}: “Just as I thought….you are hot for me just like every other man or woman I’ve ever met.”
Dian: “Oh, I’m hot for your body alright…can’t wait to kick your body all over that strip club. Call me with the night and the time.”
Diamond later makes the call to the strip club and blocks off a time for her one on one contests with Dian. The club is obviously thrilled to get such a contest between a famous porn star and a famous television model since that is a step up from the violent biker babes that normally get those slots. They promise no publicity to keep this confrontation within the walls of the strip club and not turn it into a publicity stunt.
Diamond continues to think about Dian and before she makes the call to her future opponent, she gets a photo off the internet of the former Miss World runnerup. As she is dialing Dian’s number, she begins to masturbate to Dian’s photo, imagining how it must be to squeeze those huge orbs, workout that model body until it is covered in sweat, and explore that hair-protected pussy. Dian phone rings, and unknown to Diamond, a similar scenario is occurring at that moment with Dian. She has obtained a couple of internet photos of Diamond and besides remembering that exciting kiss that Diamond gave her at TPIR studio, she is getting off to Diamond’s beautiful face, hard, gigantic gazongas and athletic body, and her obvious sexy demeanor. Dian answers the phone with her right hand, her left hand still fondling alternately her tits and her pussy. She is looking forward to defeating Diamond in the catfight and forcing her to service her assets just like she herself is doing now. Under the rules of the no holds barred, submissions only catfight, the winner can command the defeated to do her bidding. Dian gets the time and location information and agrees to meet Diamond there. The beauty contest and catfight matches are set!
Wet T-Shirt/Beauty Contest: Each of the gorgeous blondes shows up in skimpy clothing which gets even skimpier once inside the strip club. Dian wears a The Price is Right T-shirt as a top with no bottoms while Diamond has a black shear top with black stockings and garter belts. They have agreed not only to have water sprayed on them as is the standard way for a Wet T-Shirt contest, but will be judged in 8 total anatomical areas….facial beauty, tits, shape, pussies, legs, arms/armpits, back, and ass. The crowd will determine the winner of each category and thus the final winner, after which the catfight will begin. After a loser is determined in the submissions only catfight, the winner gets to dominate the defeated rival and dump her eventually in the mud pit, usually reserved for mud wrestling.
The beauty contest begins with the comparison of their gorgeous faces. Diamond’s features are striking with nice cheekbones, great eyes, nose, and mouth, but Dian was a Miss World USA and runnerup to Miss World for good reason. Dian takes the first battle in this contest by being judged the more beautiful in the face. Now comes the water spray on the T-shirts/mesh shirts and eventually the ripping off of the wet T-shirts to have their tits judged. Each woman gets her share of the deluge and their nipples begin to become more evident through the thin fabric of their tops. However, the crowd is impatient and demanding more immediately. Each woman tears off her wet covering to reveal her humongous hooters. Both women put their hands on their waist and later their heads to thrust out their treasure chests to full exposure. Dian sports a 37D chest while Diamond’s actually dwarf Dian’s with her supposed 32G monster mams. The nipples are equally luscious and the natural tits of Dian are great but simply are no competition for the surgically enhanced juggs of Diamond Foxxx. In fact, during the competition, Dian looks over at Diamond’s awesome tits and is in a state of admiration herself…stopping her own posing temporarily to start lustfully at perhaps the best pair of tits she has ever seen. In a landslide, Diamond wins the tits contest and ties up the overall score at 1 win apiece. Diamond seems relieved to have one win under her belt against the much more well known Dian Parkinson.
The ladies compare shapes, and although Diamond’s body is obviously taut and athletic, Dian has that hourglass figure that is incomparable. Dian’s only concern to ever lose this area would be to a rival with washboard abs and strength, which would be judged to be more important than shapeliness. Thus, Dian is now ahead 2-1. The next anatomical area of competition will be pussies. This is another rout for Diamond whose pussy is one of the best in all of porn while Dian’s has never been one of her strongest areas, even just competing against celebrity women. Diamond Foxxx ties up the overall beauty contest at 2 wins apiece.
Legs are the next target area and once again Diamond’s are good, but Dian’s are even better. With a gorgeous model like Dian usually come attached the model’s legs and no different in this case. She has now taken the lead for yet another time with a 3-2 overall margin at this point with one frontside area left…arms/armpits. This area is not one of Diamond’s better assets, and Dian usually holds her own pretty well here with firm arms and nice armpits. Dian Parkinson takes this very important category to put her ahead 4-2 with only two backside areas left, which means she has clinched a tie. Diamond was hoping to make this very close and perhaps pull off the upset, but it may not happen in this contest. The dolls turn around and let the rowdy audience admire their backs, and this one isn’t even close. Dian’s contoured back conquers Diamond’s more standard one, and Dian now is going for a rout with a 5-2 lead and only the butt competition left to be judged. Diamond really wants to take that one to avoid a lopsided loss. Neither woman’s ass is considered her best asset, but Dian’s is particularly flat which is an advantage in one way, but usually doesn’t get judged as delicious as bubble butts, etc. Thus, Diamond takes this last category of the better butt and at least spoils Dian’s final competition to end the scoring at Dian Parkinson 5 Diamond Foxxx 3.
The gorgeous blonde model laughs with the sarcastic comment, “hmmm, Diamond, I guess Diamonds aren’t forever after all, huh?” To counter Diamond’s earlier psychiatry try at the television studio, Dian kisses the beautiful Diamond as more of a “salt into the wound’ maneuver as opposed to one of love and friendship. But every time these ladies contact, you can still feel the attraction between two incredibly beautiful, sexy ladies. Dian Parkinson is obviously pleased with her convincing win while Diamond is determined more than ever to defeat Dian in the catfight and prove to the more famous, gorgeous woman that she can compete with her.
Catfight: The women have the option to put back on some clothing, and they decide to do it. Sometimes, women like to rip their opponent’s clothing off during a match and perhaps even later use those garments for choking or smothering, and this gives them that opportunity. Dian Parkinson emerges with a skimpy, sexy light blue bikini while Diamond Foxxx comes out in a black top that is having trouble keeping her titanic tits contained and a black mini-skirt.
Now that the wrestling and catfighting is about to commence, Dian’s height and weight advantage must be stated. Diamond is only around 5 feet and weighs about 95 pounds while Dian is about half a foot taller and outweighs her by about 25 pounds. Diamond is expected to be quicker, but must avoid being cornered for long periods by the bigger Dian.
Both women approach each other as Dian raises her hands in front of her in the classic challenge to lock hands. Due to Diamond’s height disadvantage, she only agrees to a lower down contact. Thus, hands and arms engage more at waist level. The superbusty women push against each other with Dian finally getting the upper hand due to her weight advantage and perhaps a slight arm strength advantage. Diamond is pushed over onto her back, a position she is at least sexually accustomed to, but unusual in that she is currently not orchestrating the action. Dian lunges on top of Miss Foxxx landing with a thud on the smaller body of the incredibly stacked blonde. With Dian’s body keeping Diamond trapped, Dian reaches for Diamond’s top and rips it off, exposing Diamond’s unbelievable globes once again to the strip club, and the deafening screams and loud applause signify their approval. Even Dian is once again stunned at their formidable size and firmness and is now thrilled she was able to expose these gigantic gazongas to the world, and herself, yet again.
Dian massages Diamond’s gigantic gazongas and bites their associated nipples to try to impose her dominance over Diamond. But Diamond’s supersized, jumbo juggs are far too much for Dian to do anything with, so she retreats in failure to command or control them. Dian moves her hands over Diamond’s wrists and keeps her legs on top of Diamond’s in a schoolgirl pin maneuver. Dian repetitively raises her body up in the air only to collapse it down onto Diamond’s trapped form. That extra size is benefiting Dian as she is overwhelming the smaller vixen in every area but the chest region. Dian moves forward on Diamond’s body and knees the smaller blonde in her fit midsection multiple times and follows that up with some fists to the side. Diamond’s “ughs” involuntarily acknowledge her predicament as she knows she must escape fairly soon or this will be a short fight. Diamond grabs for Dian’s hair and pulls on the long tresses of the gorgeous model to throw her off.
Dian is still on all fours in a slightly stunned stage from the hairpulling toss as Diamond arises and elbows Dian into the back sending the beauty contest winner flat onto her stomach with her monster hooters pressed against the floor. Diamond moves around to the front of Dian and as Dian tries to get up, she grabs hair again, this time to maneuver Dian’s head into between Diamonds’s legs in a standing head scissors maneuver. With Dian now the immobile one, Diamond reaches down Dian’s back in order to untie the beautiful blonde’s beautiful blue bikini top. It slips to the floor as Dian’s massive mammories are overtaken by gravity and hang enticingly just above the floor. Diamond stoops over in order to grab Dian’s globes with the same lack of reverence that Dian showed her earlier. Diamond doesn’t account for her being so top heavy and loses her balance, but continues to maintain the headscissors as she falls down to the floor to lie beside Dian. Employing it now from the side, Diamond is able to squeeze her legs even harder, but Dian has better access to throwing fists at Diamond’s legs, and the smaller blonde has to release it to avoid more of them hitting her legs.
Both women get up, sweat now beading up on their bodies as if they are having an oil wrestling match. Their breasts flop a bit with no bra and no other type of top to help support their huge hooters. The bottoms are still intact as they rush towards each other, each grabbing the other around the waist. A classic tit battle begins with Diamond’s ultralarge, firm, and silicone-aided ones rubbing up against Dian’s smaller but natural ones. Diamond easily gains the upper hand and as Dian succumbs to the pressure, Diamond removes her hands from Dian’s waist area used to stabilize the hold and simply puts her hands on Dian’s head to pull the beauty contest winning face of Dian flush against Diamond’s unbelievable chest. The busty blonde supermodel has no doubt ever seen tits like these, and sometimes it appears that Dian is not particularly trying to escape but instead kissing these huge hooters and sucking on Diamond’s naughty nipples in almost worship fashion. Even the sweat and presumed body odor at this point isn’t dissuading her from the contact.
Finally, the blonde bombshell model seems to be regaining focus to understand she could lose by this titsmother and instead tries to make it more into a bearhug contest. Her arms are now wrapped around Diamond’s waist, not to stabilize her body for the tit battle but instead to squeeze Diamond’s midsection with her arms circling it. Diamond has to counter by doing the same thing which removes the tits are the main focus as it shifts to the stomach area of each woman and seeing if either can squeeze the breath out of her rival. Dian has the advantage in arm strength but Diamond’s midsection is larger which negates Dian’s arm strength to some degree. Dian does seem to gain enough of an advantage to make Diamond’s huge slump a bit due to the pressure on her midsection. This puts Diamond’s face near Dian’s tits, so Dian returns the favor with a titsmother of her own, but a poor imitation of the huge chest that Diamond that use in her maneuver. But still, Dian rubs Diamond’s beautiful face across her juggs and positions Diamond’s mouth and nose in her deep cleavage to hurt Diamond’s breathing.
Diamond is saying something inaudible with her mouth trapped against Dian’s awesome chest. Dian lifts a knee into Diamond’ exposed midsection and then grabs Diamond’s head by the hair and hurls her gorgeous body down to the floor.
Diamond lands on her impressive tits and remains on her stomach as Dian mounts her back. Dian straddles the diminutive blonde, reaches around Diamond’s head, and cups her hands underneath the porn star’s chin to initiate a chinlock. Dian’s fit arms strain as she pulls back on Diamond’s head and neck via the hold. Diamond hits her hands on the floor out of frustration, but regains her senses enough to use her hands productively and pry Dian’s clasped fingers apart. With her now free hands, Dian reaches back and slaps Diamond’s luscious ass and then even further back and pulls back Diamond’s legs towards the front of her body. But Dian has no real hold at this point and Diamond twists her lithesome body to throw Dian off her frame.
Dian is stunned as her head hits the floor during her tumble and Diamond takes advantage of Dian who is lying on her back at this point. She footstomps Dian’s treasured tits and fit midsection. Diamond peels off her black miniskirt and lies down with the lower part of her body, now nude since the skirt is gone, over Dian’s upper body. Diamond situates her rosy red pussy over Dian’s face and grinds it around her mouth and nose. Some of the perspiration from it remains on Dian’s face as the sweat is very heavy now on both women, and the foul body odor keeps increasing due to the strenuous match. Diamond slides down a little and then exposes her right armpit to Dian’s gorgeous face, once again a very odorous and perspiring area. Dian exclaims some expletives, “oh”s, and “ugh”s as she suffers through the humiliation. The only good news for Dian is that Diamond seems to have the capacity to do more punishing moves, but instead is just employing embarrassing ones such at titsmothers and pussy smothers and armpit smothers.
Diamond pulls her body up partially and doubles up her legs underneath, both of those folded legs set on top of Dian’s own set of impressive tits. “I’m going to flatten those boobs of yours”, Diamond threatens, as Dian’s chest has to support Diamond’s body. Dian starts trying to buck Diamond off, but she is also weakened. However, Diamond’s low weight of only 95 pounds works for this escape opportunity and Dian does buck Diamond away from her body.
Both women seem to have lost a lot of energy making strength type moves difficult. But the thought of that mud pit and their own pride keeps the match going at a decent pace. The women approach each other with Dian slapping the porn star across her beautiful face. Diamond responds with one of her own, and Dian quickly abandons that exchange since she doesn’t want her own face marked. Dian now grabs Diamond’s hair and the opponent responds with the same grab of Dian’s tresses. Heads move back and forth with the arms of the rival pulling and pushing, until both lose their balance and hit the floor.
Rolling around the floor begins with one woman gaining the top position only to have it reversed by a pull of the hair by the one on the bottom. Both want the other to concede, but the match continues. When Dian is on top, she pulls Diamond’s head up only to slam it down again repetitively. That dazes the prone blonde, and Dian uses that as an opportunity to pull Diamond up by her hair, only to whip her to the floor by her hair….Diamond Foxxx landing on her stomach or at close to her stomach as could be expected considering her 32G chest gets in the way of her ever being flat on the floor.
Dian mounts the back of Diamond, this time facing Diamond’s feet. Dian grabs both of Diamond’s calves in her arms and initiates a Boston Crab. Diamond’s back is in pain as Dian bends back Diamond’s lower body to double it as much as she can. Not only is there pain from that but Diamond’s body weight is now resting mostly on her tits. Dian screams “Give it up, bitch! It’s time for me to get down and dirty with you before you face the mud.”
Diamond shakes her blonde mane and answers with a “Screw you!”
Dian laughs with a “You wish!” Dian then crosses Diamond’s legs causing even more pressure on her lower back and those appendages.
Diamond can’t take it anymore and on the verge of passing out due to exhaustion, pressure, and pain, Diamond yells, “I give up!” A wicked sneer comes across Dian’s gorgeous face and gives her hold a little extra pull before letting go.
Postmatch: Dian slowly pulls herself up to her feet, because it is obvious Diamond isn’t going anywhere, anytime soon. Dian rests a foot on Diamond’s back and puts her hands on her head to showcase her firm arms and luscious armpits to the audience that has gone crazy with the verdict. Advice is yelled to Dian, most of which seems to center around Diamond’s tits, her pussy, or both, but it seems like the perfect blonde knows what she wants to do.
First, she removes the last piece of clothing remaining on either woman, her own light blue bikini bottom which Diamond neither went after nor Dian tried to take off herself like Diamond did to her own black miniskirt. Dian tosses the blue G string aside, but she keeps them close. Dian doubles over just a second to catch her breath and now moves over to contact Diamond. Dian rolls over Diamond onto her back so she can work on Diamond with the defeated blonde watching. Dian straddles Diamond and gives Diamond her 2nd kiss of the night – a deep one that obviously is to show who is in control and maybe perhaps for sexual attractiveness reasons.
Although, Dian and Diamond always seemed to have enjoyed their mouth-to-mouth contacts. Dian predicts, “Now, I’m going to give you a combination of pleasure and pain you will never forget!” Dian puts her ass up onto Diamond’s face and begins a great facesit. As she grinds her smelly and wet ass over Diamond’s face, Dian once again puts her hands on her head to showoff her arms and to prove she doesn’t need those to control Diamond now.
Diamond’s “ums” is about all that can be heard as Dian cuts off her speech and her breathing with the facesit. Dian quits that move and wants a little revenge for some armpit smothering Diamond gave to her.
Dian moves her beautifully formed pits over Diamond’s still gorgeous face and rubs her underarms thoroughly – after finishing with one, she simply does the same procedure with the other. Dian cynically says, “I hope you are thirsty because I believe my armpits have produced quite the sweat during this match. Oh, and just for you pleasure to get the real me, I didn’t use deodorant this evening either. I bet you noticed, huh?”
Dian moves her right hand back behind her and now explores Diamond’s most hidden treasure, her perfect pussy. Dian probes and explores until Diamond cums in response to the entry. Dian has some of the cum on her hand and transfers that to Diamond’s lips. Dian then requests a dildo from the crowd and there is no shortage of those thrown. Dian deftly catches one and moves it in and out of her own pussy until she cums and drops that load on Diamond’s face to mix with the earlier excretion from Diamond. Dian then begins to vigorously massage Diamond’s unbelievable, incredible mammories with those now long, stiff nips. Diamond is obviously getting very excited even in her tired state and before long a few drops of milk are secreted. Dian sucks those with her own lips as she playfully bites those same lactating nipples. Dian seems to feel vindicated by her win in the beauty contest and the subsequent fairly easy win in the catfight. Dian rolls Diamond onto her tits and stomach and pulls the rival blonde’s hands behind her back. We now know why Dian saved her G string as she gets ready to tie the superstacked blonde’s hands in a knot made with the bikini bottoms.
Dian: “Now it’s time for you to get that blonde hair a little dirty and that beautiful face of yours messed up in the mud pit. By the way, Diamond, I think you are one of the most beautiful opponents I have ever fought, and you have my number if you ever want to compete a little more gently the next time. But I guess there is no doubt who has proven to be the more beautiful woman, the stronger woman, and who the more sexually gifted woman is.”
Diamond {last phrase gives Diamond an idea}: “I know I have no rights since I lost this catfight, but one request. I want to rub my tits against yours because I find yours so incredibly sexy.”
Dian: “Sure, I see no problem with that because I find your tits irresistible.”
Diamond {whispering almost to herself that even Dian can’t hear}: “I know, honey….that is exactly what I’m counting on.”
Diamond Foxxx begins a slow, sensual rub of her mountainous mams across Dian’s large, albeit smaller tits. The more Diamond maintains contact, the more Dian seems to almost be hypnotized by perhaps the best boobs she has ever seen or felt. Diamond knows exactly how to thrill Dian the most, and along with her those gigantic gazongas, she is starting to have Dian under her control.
Diamond: “You don’t really want to throw me into the mud pit, do you? After all, you would miss out on my servicing your luscious bod.”
Dian {getting confused by what she was about to do and what she really wants to do now}: “Uh….umm….I mean, no, I guess not!”
Diamond: “That’s my girl…after all, there was a reason why you downloaded my pictures and watched my video while you masturbated before our phone call, right. You want me really, really bad, don’t you?”
Dian: “More than any woman I’ve ever been with.”
Diamond: “Then you need to give up your right to command me so I can service you the best way I can.”
Dian: “Uh, sure, I guess as long as I get access to these superjumbo juggs of yours.”
Diamond {smiling like a con woman who just reeled in the mark}: “That’s all you needed to say.”
As the women are not on doubled up legs facing each other, Diamond wraps her arms around Dian’s midsection and pulls the former Miss World USA hard against her mountain peaks. The longer Diamond rubs her humongous hooters against Dian’s relatively smaller tits, the more Diamond gains complete control of perhaps the most beautiful woman in the world.
Dian’s head begins to slump downward and Diamond takes advantage of that by exposing the most beautiful face in the world to perhaps the most beautiful tits in the world….a legendary titsmother begins. Dian has lapses where she seems to realize she is being taken over in this by Diamond but seems unwilling or unable to stop it. Now, it is Diamond with her hands on Dian’s boobs and nipples and milking the supermodel for all the milk she is worth. Diamond is the one sucking milk off of Dian’s nips, and Diamond is the one who seems to be putting Dian into almost an unconscious state. Dian’s only reactions now are short words and phrases like “Ohhhhhh my God” and “ummmmm” and “stop…please…please don’t stop” as Diamond continues to use her juggs as the ultimate weapon to defeat Dian and turnaround a postmatch situation that was supposed to be Dian humiliating her. Finally, Dian’s mumbling gets fainter and fainter, and it becomes obvious to the roaring crowd that Diamond Foxxx has put Dian Parkinson into a state of unconsciousness with her incredible titsmother.
Diamond is the one who now uses Dian’s bikini bottoms and ties Dian’s hands behind her back. Diamond asks for some water and pours it onto Dian’s face to revive her. Using Dian’s beautiful, long, blonde tresses, Dian slings the perfect blonde into the mud pit, and Dian’s gorgeous body quickly becomes covered in mud. Diamond walks away from the mud pit area, and to the audience she says, “There she is boys, and I bet some of you thought I was going to end up in there….not likely.”
Diamond climbs up on the bar, opens a bottle of champagne to spray the crowd and once again strikes poses of her awesome shape, super boobs, and her throbbing pussy as she puts her hands on her head to show final and complete victory over a gorgeous blonde opponent. At the same time, Dian’s moans and laments can be heard for those near the mud pit as she realizes a better woman has outsmarted her.
Diamond: “Oh, one more thing, Dian. The sexual attraction is real just like my invitation is real. Call me and we will get together without the mud pit. And I’ll give another chance to tame my titanic tits and my perfect pussy.”
Dian: “I’ll do that….and doll, I owe you for this one, but I’m going to bide my time and plot a nonviolent way to get back at you.”
Diamond: “Wouldn’t have it any other way, dear!”
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