Mariah Carey vs Whitney Houston
A Long Time Comin'
VS
Whitney Vs Mariah (A Grudge Match)
Years had passed since the fights between Mariah Carey and Toni
Braxton; fights instigated by Ms. Whitney Houston.* Both Mariah and
Toni swore they would repay Whitney for her trickery. At one time
Whitney even pretended to kiss and make up with Mariah and to be her
friend but when Mariah was having her most resent troubles she turned
on her. When Mariah's label offered her money not to record Whitney
caught wind that her label was recruiting the golden diva and Whitney
made moves to block her coming. Toni told Mariah not to believe the
hype and she was right Whitney was a `snake in the grass' just like
her cousin Dionne. But now the time for retribution had finally come.
Deacon arranged a mystery battle with Whitney for the benefit;
normally Whitney would not agree to such a match but cocaine makes
people think they are the "baddest" things on the planet. There was
to be a mystery opponent and a mystery referee; Mariah and Toni. It
was almost pathetic. Whitney was in such poor shape physically but
Mariah was just as messed up emotionally, G-Man thought that it should
not happen but it was Deacon's call. Deacon had the "serious hots"
for Toni and would do anything to please the sultry vixen. Toni
required some interesting stipulations. She asked that Deacon build a
replica of the bathroom where the original conflict took place. G-Man
told him if he wanted to do that for her he would have to pay out of
his own pocket; Deacon had no problem it was a request from "T-Brax".
The time came and all parties had agreed on every aspect of the
match and signed on the dotted line. Whitney was loud bragging and
saying who much fun it would be to "whoop a b%tc#'s @$$ Just like in
Jr. High school days in the bathroom". When she saw Mariah and Toni
she froze for a moment then resumed her ranting and raving; "Oh what?
I gotta fight these two talentless b%c#es?" "Is that the m()%#@F...()@%
in' mystery?" "Baby I aint eeeven worried cause God is on my side... No
problem, no problem at all... I will whoop both they lil @$$es" "Bobbie
show me some gangsta' S#i% I can put them on they @$$"
Toni was wearing a designer referee's French cut singlette with a low
cut neckline to her sensuous navel and a split down the back to the
breach of her peerless posterior. She entered the replica first while
subtly beckoning both Mariah and Whitney in. Whitney was the first to
strut in, wearing long black spandex pants, a black sports bra and a
pair of cross trainers. Toni stood in front of the stalls in the
middle of the room, Whitney went the length of the room turned and
leaned against the wall awaiting her opponent. Mariah entered wearing
a white sports bra teaming with her bountiful mammary overshadowing
Whitney's observable insufficiency. Mariah was also wearing a white
loincloth from which her lengthy legs sprouted and from which the
Africaness of her hearty golden rump was on display.
Toni spoke, "
Here are the rules ladies, ain't none, when I think you had enough of
an @$$ whoopin' I will stop it." "Well let's get it on"
The two
sopranos screamed a kind of battle cry and tore into one another.
Clawing, kicking, punching, biting, snatching hair; both wailing in
pain and in rage. Round and round they danced the dance of battle,
banging each other's bodies from wall to stall door. As scrawny as
Whitney now is you would think she had no fight in her; but never
underestimate the power of a crack head.
Mariah was undaunted by Whitney's drug addict strength for hers was
the power of pain and suffering which she was more than happy to
unleash on her enemy.
As they clenched into a double headlock they fell into an open stall
struggling arm and leg; both seeking a superior hold or position.
Mariah started ramming Whitney's head into the walls of the stall and
stomping on her feet. Whitney responded by taking advantage of their
closeness and biting the golden Amazon on the forehead; Mariah
growled in pain but did not cease her assault against her foe. Mariah
slipped her hand into Whitney's pants locking a Kama Sutra claw;
Whitney ceased her biting and screamed bloody murder. Mariah took her
elbow and drove it into Whitney's neck converting her screams into
gagging. Whitney's eyes began to wall, foam oozed from her mouth,
veins popping in her neck, arms tensed and what was left of her
thighs and butt started to tremble. As if that was not enough Mariah
began to head butt Whitney in the face.
Toni by this time was
ecstatic jumping up and down, clapping and shouting "Kill the B%t#h
Mariah Kill the Bit#h " Mariah suddenly realized that she was
killing Whitney and released her choke but not the claw; as Whitney
cough, gagged and spat to regain her breath. "Who is the Grand Diva?
Who's the Diva B%t#h?" Mariah demanded as she twisted Whitney's
womanhood inside out; Bi%c# I will snatch your pu$$% Out"
"You
are Mariah... you are... now please let me go " Whitney begged.
"Who else
Hoe! Who else?"
"OK OK Toni too You're both Diva's" Whitney
confessed.
"And you?" Mariah solicited as she ripped at Bobby's
favorite spot.
"I.. I ain't Shit OK? Now please let me go " She pleaded.
Mariah released her gruesome hold Whitney slumped to the floor; then
Mariah grabbed Whitney's head and plunged it into the toilet and
began to flush and dunk as Toni laughed hysterically.
DEACON
Mariah destroys Whitney!!
* Classic Toni vs Mariah
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