BRITNEY SPEARS VS CATEHERINE ZETA JONES II
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VS Britney Spears (57%)
Downs Catherine Zeta
Jones (43%) Catherine mulled over
this fight and her opponent as she made her
way to the ring, dressed in her diaphanous
black full length robe which revealed her
exotic one piece toga like black suit
underneath, and her long legs breaking
through the fabric interrupted only by the
shiny black wrestling boots with white laces
and white socks that carried her purposely to
the ring. Cat had come to literally hate
Britney who now wore her former title of War
Queen with a white hot intensity. Cat had the
look of a serious wrestler tonight not putting
on the show of the Welsh Witch as she had
in the past. Only the flimsy robe was a
reminder of that. All of Cat's suits seemed
exotic on this exotic beauty as opposed to the
teeny bopper image Britney had. She blamed
Britney for her losing her allure of the Welsh
Witch with her win over her and humiliating her. *
She coveted that exotic image and now it
seemed silly since Britney had exposed her
vulnerability. Now a lot of people pinned
the moniker "Cat the Crippler" after her bone
breaking matches against Christina
Applegate and bloody matches with Salma
Hayek and Jennifer Lopez. Her long black
curly hair bounced as she jumped into the
ring and cat-like eyes surveyed the audience
who couldn't wait for this rematch to begin.
She couldn’t wait either. She would show
these fans she could satisfy their bloodlust
and still regain her exotic image. She would
finesse a decisive victory from the pop singer
but beat her so bad she would never want to
face her again.
Britney was ready to exit the dressing area.
Like Cat she was dismayed at recent image
problems. She coveted her title of War
Queen and wanted nothing more than to
keep it for ever. But she had hated her
recent bad girl image of win at all costs. She
had been proud of her ring clearing of
Jennifer, Salma and Catherine. She was
proud of being called the War Queen. She
enjoyed the company she created with
Christina Aguilera and Ananda Lewis of
"Generation Next" but she knew this was
where the problem lay. She had to do this
War Queen battle on her own so over the last
month she had distanced herself from
Christina and Ananda somewhat.
Approaching the ring now in as much thought
as Cat she revealed to the audience as she
removed her white and pink warm-up jacket a
costume of pink top white briefs with "Baby"
emblazed on her butt and white and pink
wrestling boots with white and pink laces and
thick white aerobic socks. Her hair was loose
except for two small braids. The fighters
limbered up briefly as the bell sounded.
Britney was giving away some height to Cat
which was all the more evident upon their
lockup. But she used that to her advantage
as she dipped down and flipped Cat over her
using Cat's momentum. Cat lay stunned and
embarrassed on her back as Britney took in
the first round of applause raising her hands.
Cat was slow to her feet not due to injury but
getting her game plan back. Britney had
made the mistake of taking in the cheers and
was surprised with a punch to the gut. She
shot back with a stomp to the kneeling Cat.
And then another and another which seemed
to not faze Cat at all and now had Brit
flustered looking at the scowl on Cat. An
upward kick aimed at her chin was caught by
Cat and now Brit was lying flat on her back
as Cat scurried in with a stepover toe hold
wrenching her ankle. Yelling at the audience
as Brit screamed in pain she thought if it's
"Cat the Crippler" they want it what then
cripple her they'll get as she threatened to
break Brit's ankle. Just so long as she'd also
be wearing the title of War Queen again. As
Cat was preparing to bear down on a figure
four, Brit kicked out and rolled away back into
the ropes. Cat held her against them as she
chopped her in the chest and stomped her
gut.
Stopping briefly to take in the boos and
cheers of the audience she realized she
made the same mistake as Brit when she
returned to be met with a kick to her gut from
Brit who had been hanging on the ropes and
now flew off with an upward forearm smash
and a front facelock turned into a bulldog
ramming Cat's head hard into the mat. As
Cat lay there face down Brit jumped to the
top turnbuckle and jumped off with a leg drop
across Cat's back. She stomped her as Cat
convulsed in pain. Then Brit applied a bow
and arrow and clutching Cat's boots and chin
with her knees in the small of her back over
turned Cat bending her back as hard as she
could. Cat could only let out muffled cries as
she endured the hold. She reached out and
grabbed the nearby ropes which helped her
get out of the hold that nearly did her in.
She
exited the ring massaging her back and
studying Britney. She stayed out as long as
she could playing to the crowd and getting
the young War Queen all the more flustered
till she was goading her to get in against the
ropes. Cat used her wiles and this is the
break she hoped would happen as she
reached for Brit's shiny boots and yanked her
onto her back as her legs draped across the
apron. She slammed the legs one by one
against the apron again and again then
punching and biting the soft leg flesh. She
then dragged her over to the ring post and
got her in figure four ramming her knee
against the hard metal. Britney managed to
escape before Cat could apply the hold which
would have her dangling on the outside and
most assuredly breaking or dislocating Brit's
leg and knee. Cat jumped back in the ring as
Brit hobbled to the center with a look of fear
and hatred in her eyes as Cat approached
calculating and confidently. She stomped on
Brit's injured legs and then unleashed a
volley of stomps and kicks to her head and
sides as well as Brit could only roll up and
cover herself. Cat got her in a double toe
hold and reaching back grabbed her chin
holding her in this painful hold till the powerful
teen could somehow power out. As Cat went
after her and Brit hurried to her feet, she was
met with fists. Cat blocked them and tried to
return, but Brit still had a lot of fight in her,
which Cat realized and trapped her in a
bearhug, that she turned into a belly to belly
suplex. Yanking Brit up by the arm she Irish
whipped her to the ropes and dropped her
with a toe hold. Cat got her breath back as
she briefly worked on Brit's hurting knees
again. Cat released the hold and delivered a
leg drop across her opponents head then
held her in a headscissor playing with her as
she continued to get her breath and hurt Brit.
Brit powered out and flipped out but Cat was
on her as she Irish whipped her again to the
ropes hitting her square with a devastating
dropkick. Brit was gasping for breath and
nearly out of it from this perfectly timed and
powerful kick that Brit would later describe as
"feeling like her chest had been caved in".
Cat went over and stomped her chest and
belly then slowly bent down and ground her
knee into her throat as Brit only kicked and
grasped Cat's leg. Cat let up and dropped
her leg across her throat as Brit writhed in
agony.
Cat stood taking in a mixture of boos
and cheers as she knew in a moment she
would be once again wearing the War Queen
title. She raced across the ring to bounce off
the ropes for one last leg drop. What she
didn't see was Christina Aguilar and Ananda
Lewis had already bounded down to the ring.
As she bounced off the ropes Christina had
grabbed Cat's ankles causing her to fall flat
on her face hard enough to knock her
senseless and cause her nose to bleed. She
shook her head as she slowly got up not sure
what happened. Christina and Ananda out to
protect their fellow "Generation Next" wrestler
had yanked Cat up by the hair. Ananda had
her in a full nelson as Christina went to work
on her beating Cat senseless with kicks and
fists. Ananda had enough pressure on Cat
thought her shoulders would separate as they
dropped her and both kicked her till she was
all but out. Christina then dragged Brit over
and laid her over Cat in a cross body pin.
The two counted Cat out and raised Brit's
hand. Brit wasn't sure what happened except
she heard the boos of the crowd now directed
at her and saw Christina and Ananda
parading around the ring hands held high in
victory pointing at Cat who was still out. Brit
had put two and two together now and
realized what had happened. They ruined
potential for victory not that was likely this
time. Brit desperate to regain good graces
with the fans now found herself in a
controversial win.
She was able to get up
and get enough bearings to scream her
protest to her friends intervening. Stunned
that Brit wasn't happy with their saving the
match for her as Brit livid was now pushing
and shoving them. Christina and Ananda
blew their tops and now attacked their friend.
A volley of fists then a double suplex followed
by a piledriver by Christina helped by Ananda
shoving her by grabbing her legs and driving
her hard into the mat, Brit was totally out.
They dragged her over and lay her beside
Cat who was still out and laying face up and
now Brit the victor and still War Queen laying
out face up, also. They left the two in the
ring as they exited amid boos and cat calls
and knowing retribution would be soon by Brit
and Cat both as “Generation Next" was down
to two members now, the War Queen title still
owned by Britney and Cat left to be out for
revenge.
* Britney Vs Cat IBACK TO THE CELEBRITIES
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