JENNY McCARTHY VS TIA CARRERE
VS
VS
"The 69 Fight"
Jenny McCarthy (50%)
Draws Tia Carrere (50%) Tia
had returned to "The Relic Hunter" set
disappointed when a fight she had scheduled
with Nia Peeples hadn’t panned out and was
canceled. Tia and Nia had often been
compared in looks and Tia was anxious to get
a chance to fight her and maybe even
consider a tag team possibility. Nia had
scheduling difficulties so this fight would have
to wait. And Tia was still primed for a good
fight. Shortly after arriving her spirits were
lifted when Jenny McCarthy had caught wind
of Tia’s challenge to Nia. Jenny and Tia were
longtime rivals on the celebrity fight circuit
and Jenny just back from her umpteenth
photo shoot for a magazine was only too
willing to goad Tia into a fight comparing their
modeling careers. Tia in return lambasted
Jenny on her acting and hosting. It didn’t
take much to set up a catfight.
The set of
"Relic Hunter" was unused for the time being
and the fight would take place there before a
small invited audience. Mats were set up for
this late night fight. Little studio lighting was
used and the intimacy of the setting was
enhanced by using torches in this open air
back lot setting. The night was unseasonably
warm as the fighters made their way to the
mats. They had agreed to a nude catfight.
Jenny slid off the full length white and silver
sequined gown as did Tia with her black
kimono. Both wore their hair long and loose,
Jenny with her blonde straight hair a direct
contrast to Tia’s straight dark hair. They stood
facing each other from opposite corners their
magnificent nude bodies primed for combat.
Their eyes carefully surveying each other.
Tia had appreciated Jenny’s challenge but
that didn’t lessen the fact she didn’t like her
and consider her a bitter rival in the catfight
arena as did Jenny to her. The bell sounded.
They approached each other with caution
sizing each other up watching for that first
move. That move came simultaneously as
they both locked up and immediately started
scratching and hairpulling as well as kicking
to get that one advantage. Eventually
reaching a stalemate and both already
marked with scratches they backed off,
shaking their heads and realizing they could
do better in doing in their opponents.
Tia
raised her fists, smiling and Jenny followed
suit. These two capable fighters were well
versed in most forms of combat and they
knew they could save the familiar catfight
moves to weaken their opponent later. Right
now it was time for some major butt kicking.
Closed fists smacked hard on facial bone,
ribs, slaps on stomachs, soft sounds as the
fists buried into tit flesh. Gasps and sounds
of pain and frustration came from both
fighters as they continued to trade punches
and kicks. Just as one was staggered and
the other went in for the kill it seemed the
injured one would somehow gain a second
wind and get back in the fight injuring the
other. This battle seesawed for less than 5
minutes but long enough to have both women
bleeding from their lips, nose and swelling in
the face, not to mention all the bruises
beginning to form on their voluptuous bodies
now beginning to shine from sweat. Tia had
began to gain an advantage with all her
fighting training on "Relic Hunter". She had
Jenny reeling from a combo of solid fists to
the chin. The fists cracked against Jenny’s
jaw. Jenny knew she was in trouble and had
to do something.
On her knee as Tia came in
for the kill Jenny threw an upper cut to Tia’s
crotch. As Tia went down to her knee slowly,
Jenny grabbed her crotch in a claw hold. Tia
withstanding the pain does the same to
Jenny and once again they are at a
stalemate. With their free hands they grab at
each others tits and maul them. Both women
are hurting a lot but not wanting to be the first
to let go. Finally the pain is enough for both
and they mutually let go and fall back.
Jenny
moves in and delivers a weak dropkick that
staggers Tia. She then goes for a flying
headscissor but instead converts to a
Frankensteiner grasping Tia around the head
with her legs but Tia grabs a hold and Jenny
is down on her back but still holding Tia tight
between her thighs. She applies deadly
pressure with her legs but turns to screaming as
Tia bites into her sex. Jenny fights herself
loose kicking. She rolls away as Tia comes
after her and embraces her in a bearhug.
Jenny is able to rake her eyes but Tia still
manages to start a belly to belly suplex.
Jenny catches her around the head with her
legs and grabs Tia’s legs to stop the
maneuver. The two are laying in a 69
position as both women now bite into the
others sex, rake their legs and try to maintain
some pressure with their legs on their
opponents heads. Muffled cries, whimpers of
pain and frustration are heard. Even
occasional sounds of near ecstasy as the
hold goes on for a suspiciously long time
despite the probable pain. Finally Jenny is
able to break free and as Tia rolls to her
knees and up Jenny delivers a thumb up her
sex and holds it there. Tia is stunned and
frees herself with an axehandle to Jenny’s
head.
The women are now knee to knee
again and another bearhug finds both lying
on the ground facing each other. Tia is hurt
and Jenny delivers a liplock smother. One
would think a passionate kiss was being
enjoyed but Jenny is holding back Tia’s
breath but still strangely giving Tia pleasure.
Jenny is now up after a minute and Tia is
groggy. The two had rolled into a torch
nearly causing the flame to fall on them. Tia
threatens Jenny with one whooshing the
flame at her but Jenny kicks it safely out of
reach and moves in but is surprised by a kick
to the gut and once again Tia tries for a belly
to belly suplex. However, Jenny is able to stop the
momentum and holding Tia in place upside
down her legs wrapped around her head as is
Tia’s to Jenny, Jenny suddenly yelps when
Tia is able to wriggle free enough to jam her
finger in her labia. Jenny drops Tia in a pile
driver, her chin resting in her crotch which
gets the full impact enough to even stagger
Jenny. Tia is writhing in pain rolling in a fetal
position. Jenny pulls apart her legs and rams
her foot into her crotch several times till Tia is
crying in pain. She rolls Tia in a
small package, her legs holding Tia’s bent
over as she lip smothers her, sometimes
smothering with her hand when Tia resists
but she persists till Tia falls limp. Jenny lets
loose of the small package move after Tia has
passed out.
The audience after being silent
in rapture watching the violent sexual
spectacle now erupts in applause as Jenny
happily exits and Tia is helped out.
Lost in all the rapture was the fact that the match
exceeded the time limit, so the official decision is a draw.
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