FATAL FOURWAY!!!!
JENNIFER LOPEZ VS JERI RYAN VS MARIAH CAREY VS KIMBERLY PAGE
Jeri Ryan (33%) defeats
Jennifer Lopez (28%),
Kimberly Page (22%), &
Mariah Carey (17%) Kimberly
Page, Jennifer Lopez, and Mariah Carey
each made their entrances to the ring. Each
entrance was filled with the fanfare & glamour
each stunning beauty deserves. They all
waited in the ring, for the fourth combatant to
enter. She was a mystery wrestler. No one
had any idea who this mysterious woman
would be, but each wrestler was sure they
would be able to handle whatever came their
way. Suddenly, they all turned as these
words blast from the huge screen monitor
above the entrance way.
“You know The
Rock can’t believe the amount of slutty
monkey crap in the ring tonight.” WWF
Wrestling Superstar, The Rock, was on the
screen, and the crowd was going wild. “This
is the best that The Battle Zone has to offer?”
The Rock continued. “First we have the
stiffest, clumsiest dance girl The Rock has
ever seen out of a second rate wrestling
organization. Positively Page? No, Kimberly I
think your roody-poo ass positively SUCK!”
The crowd erupts in laughter, while Kim pouts, obviously
upset at the insults. “And you Scary Carey...”
The Rock starts again, but Mariah is not
about to be publicly insulted without
defending herself, grabs the house
microphone and say, “Hey you fuckn' idiot, are
going to put on a dress like you did on
Saturday Night Live and come to the ring?
I’ve got something special for you, and by the
way the name is Mariah, not........” but
Mariah is interrupted by The Rock’s
customary, “IT DOESN”T MATTER WHAT
YOUR NAME IS!” “No The Rock is not going
to wear a dress, but he is going to promise
you that The Rock’s wrestler will leave you in
a position you will love Scary, lying on back,
with your legs open in the Heartbreak Hotel!”
The crowd roars their delight to The Rock’s
comments. “And finally Ms Lopez or should
The Rock say Ms Big Ass”, Rocky continues,
“You like to wear pretty dresses do you?
You’re turned on by wearing pretty silk
garments covering a sexy, sculpted hot body?
The Rock remembers that dress at the
Grammies, and how the People’s eyes about
popped out the People’s head." The Rock pauses and and chuckles as he remembers the monent, "Oh yeah The Rock Remembers. Well The
Rock says this, The Rock’s mystery wrestler
is going to walk to the ring tonight, take that pretty,
sexy silk green dress, strip it off your silicon
enhanced body, fold it up into a little square,
turn that son-a-bitch sideways, and stick it up
your candy Ass!” "Because The Rock says
this, No, The Rock promises, No, The Rock
damn well guarantees that she will come to
the ring, and lay the smackdown on each and
every one of your candy asses!” “And ladies,
resistance is futile!” “IF YOU SMEEELLLLLL...
WHAT THE ROCK... IS COOKING!” With that
the Rock’s theme music plays, and Jeri Ryan,
who co-stared with The Rock on an episode
of Star Trek Voyager makes her way to the
ring. Jeri is wearing the familiar silver
bodysuit, but it’s sleeveless and her hair is
loose, dancing about her shoulders.
Unfortunately for Jeri, her opponents were all
very experience, and was not about to let The
Rock’s theatrics distract them from their task.
Once Jeri entered the ring, the bell rung, and
the match began. Mariah & Jennifer quickly
squared off against each other. They have
been long standing rivals but were eager to
tear into each other anew due to Mariah’s
past relationship with Jennifer’s current beau,
Sean "Puff Daddy" Combs. Jennifer threw
furious punch after punch at Mariah. Most
were blocked, but some got through. At the
very least though, each punch punished
Mariah’s arms to the point that her defenses
were weakening at each blow.
Kimberly, fuming at The Rock’s remarks, and
Jeri’s grand standing entrance, charges the
blonde. Jeri calmly waits for the rampaging
wrestler to approach, and at the last moment
sidesteps Kim, grabs the back of her
head, and slams her face into the
turnbuckle. Maintaining a grip on Kim’s
brown hair, she is able to slam Kim’s face
5 more times before releasing her. Kim
howles & coveres her face, reeling back a
couple of steps, when Jeri’s foot rockets into
Kimberly’s rock hard well defined stomach.
Kim grunts a little, but other than that, the
kick has no effect on her muscular belly.
Realizing the futility in attacking Kimberly’s
“six pack of muscles”, Jeri switches tatics,
and chooses to plow her down with a
clothesline. Still stunned Kim used the ropes
to help get back up to her feet. Jeri waited
behind Kim, and slipped her arm between her
legs once she stood, and drove her arm up
into Kim’s crotch in a classic low blow. Kim
grabbed her crotch with both hands, and
howled again. Jeri realized Kim was in
trouble and The Rock had trained her how to
effectively go for the kill early in matches.
With this in mind, Jeri snaked her arm around
Kim’s neck, until her Kim’s chin was under
her armpit in a reverse headlock. Then Jeri
fell backwards, driving the back of Kim’s head
to the mat with move called a reverse DDT or
the Scorpion Death Drop. Kimberly called
the move very painful as she lie dazed on the
mat. Jeri gave her no respite though and
hauled the beautiful brunette to her feet. She
whipped Kim into the ropes and caught her
under her hips as she rebounded. Lifted her
into her into the air, leaped and twisted to
drive Kim’s back to the mat with a Spine
Buster. Kim’s head once again bounced on
the mat sending the Nitro Girl into a semi
conscious state.
On the other side of the ring, Jennifer’s
punches were starting to regularly penetrate
Mariah’s defenses and sting her time & time
again. With her arms bruised & battered,
Mariah started to retreat backwards to escape
from Jennifer’s punishing fist. Unfortunately
for her, she bumped back to back with Jeri,
who was just standing after delivering that
devastating Spine Buster. Jeri quickly turned,
while Mariah still had her back to her. She
snaked her arm under Mariah’s right arm, and
brought it up till she gripped Mariah’s left
shoulder. Using that grip, Jeri lifted Mariah
up, kicked her feet out from under her, and
slammed her back to the mat with The Rock’s
patented finishing hold, The Rock Bottom.
Apparently Jeri’s version of the hold is just as
effective, leaving Mariah flat on her back on
the mat, making no effort to rise.
Jennifer
looked in amazement at how easily Jeri just
wiped out her rival. That instant of no action
was all Jeri needed to leap to her feet and
tackle the Latina to the mat. Jeri knew the
experienced celebrity catfighter was more
skilled than her, but if she took her off her
feet, and made turned it into a fight, her size
& strength should win out. Jennifer quickly
found herself pinned under the larger blonde
catching punishing short punches to her jaw.
Jeri then slammed her forehead into
Jennifer’s with a head butt. Jennifer gave a
loud “Unghh” and her head fell back to the
mat. Seeing Jennifer stunned, Jeri hauled
her to her feet. Holding the latina by her hair,
Jeri rams her knee into Jennifer’s belly button
5 consecutive times. Each blow lifted
Jennifer off her feet, until she knocked all the
wind out of the pained singer/actress. With
Jennifer doubled over, and gasping, Jeri
trapped both of her arms in a lock and fell
backwards for a double armed DDT. Poor
Jennifer rolled into a ball on the mat moaning
in pain.
Jeri rose to see that Mariah had regained her
feet, but was still woozy. Jeri went to her,
and again snaked her arm under Mariah’s
and gripped her shoulder to deliver another
Rock Bottom, this time in the center of the
ring. With Mariah again down for the count, Jeri
went to Kimberly who had made it to her
knees. She Jeri pulled Kim up and planted
her with a Rock Bottom right beside Mariah.
Jennifer was still hurting on the mat when Jeri
pulled her to her feet and planted her with a
Rock Bottom on the other side of Mariah.
With all three brunettes defeated, and lying
shoulder to shoulder on the mat, the
conquering blonde took a comfortable seat on
Mariah’s chest, and placed a hand on both of
the heaving chest of the prone bodies on
either side of her. The referee counted the
three beauties out to the deafening cheer
from the audience.
Jeri had amazed everyone. The crowd
started chanting “Jeri...Jeri...Jeri...” No one
doubted the impressive blonde would make
one hell of a catfighter, but no one ever
expected that she would easily wipe out three
top contenders in her debut. Jeri who had
remained silent the whole match modestly
raised her right arm & smiled to show her
appreciation to her public. She was about to
leave the ring when the crowd started yelling,
“Noo, We Want More.... We Want More.....
We Want More......” Jeri stopped in her
tracks. She knew what the public demanded,
and knew how to give it to them. She had
just proven her superiority over the three
brunettes, but now it’s time to show their
inferiority with a cruel humiliation session.
Jeri was not going to disappoint her public.
She walked over to her victims, and first
pulled Mariah to her feet by the black halter
top she wore. She drove her fist deep into
Mariah’s belly. Mariah doubled over with her
mouth open, and her lips making a sensual “o”.
Mariah was wobbly and barely able to stand,
and defenseless to stop Jeri from pulling the
halter top over her head, and off her body.
Jeri then placed Mariah’s head between her
thighs. Mariah’s tits swayed & shook as she
weakly struggled to escape. Jeri than
clutched Mariah’s waist and lifted her into the
air to Power Bomb her back to the mat. The
crowd roared their approval as Mariah lay
unconscious & topless on the mat.
Kimberly was next. She had enough
presence to roll under the bottom rope to the
ring apron, but that’s where Jeri stopped her.
The blonde reached down and used a
handful of brown hair to yank Kim to her feet.
With Kim now standing on the ring apron, and
Jeri in the ring, Jeri suflexed WCW’s finest
back into the ring. Kim landed hard on her
back and arched her back on impact,
grabbing the lower region of her spine. Jeri
stood over Kim and delivered a few stinging
& demeaning slaps to Kim’s face if nothing
than to just piss Kim off. Kim was hurting,
and could only lie there and take whatever
Jeri wanted to dish out. Jeri reached down
and unhooked the hook on Kim’s bra. The
bra exploded open, unable to contain the
huge tits that were now free to stand up at
attention. Jeri just slapped the big globes
around on Kim’s chest, before leaping up and
landing with her knee in-between her breast.
Now with all the breath knocked out of Kim,
Jeri hauled her to her feet, and lifted her up
into position for a suflex. She held Kim
upside down for a long time before dropping
her on the top of her head in a Brain Buster.
Kim too was now spread eagle and unmoving
on the mat just like Mariah.
Finally it was Jennifer's turn. All of her
opponents were top quality catfighters.
Mariah & Jennifer are in the top ten, with Kim
only falling just falling out of the top ten,
largely due to inactivity. But Jennifer has
always been considered one of the most elite
of the elite in the Battle Zone. Dominating
Kim & Mariah is definitely impressive, but
dominating Jennifer was next to impossible.
Jeri smiled for the first time tonight as she
approached Jennifer. Jeri reached down and
grabbed a handful of Jennifer’s hair, just as
she had previously done the others. To the
blonde’s surprise, Jennifer curled into a ball
and unleashed a mule kick into Jeri’s mid
section. Jeri expressed a loud “ummpt” and
backed up a few steps. Jennifer sprung to
her feet. She was not about to be a meek
victim like Kimberly & Mariah were. After all
she was Jennifer Lopez! Jennifer took the
offensive, and sent punches into Jeri’s
bosom. With pain on her face, Jeri was
forced back into the ropes. Once she
reached the ropes, the blonde found the
strength to strike back. She lashed her foot
out, finding Jennifer’s crotch. Jennifer
instinctively lowered her defenses for an
instance, allowing Jeri come with a crushing
light cross to Jennifer’s chin. Jennifer’s legs
instantly turned to jelly, and she sunk to the
mat like a sack of potatoes. “Bitch” Jeri
mutters as she surveyed Jennifer on the mat
with a distant look in her eyes, but still
fighting desperately to regain her senses.
Jeri was not about to allow that to happen as
she dropped an elbow on Jennifer’s chest.
Jeri stood and walked to Jennifer’s feet and
spread her legs open. Jeri delivered a fist
drop directly to Jennifer’s exposed pussy.
Jennifer thrashed around on the mat like a
bolt of electricity surged through her body.
Jeri decided not to press her luck any further,
and finish this display of post match
domination. The rookie learned a valuable
lesson, not to toy with dangerous foes like
Jennifer. Jeri roll Jennifer on her stomach
and circled her arms around her waist. She
stood upright, lifting Jennifer upside down in
a reverse bearhug. Jeri bounced Jennifer
while she hung helplessly to produce
shooting shots of pain in Jennifer’s abdomen.
Jeri then dropped Jennifer on her head in a
Tombstone Piledriver. Even the extra tough
latina could not withstand that finishing
maneuver after all she had suffered tonight.
Jennifer too lie spread eagle, moaning softly
on the mat. Jeri removed Jennifer’s sports
bra, and tossed it into the crowd. She then
yanked off Jennifer’s shorts and tossed them
to the ringside fans as well. Jeri slipped off
Jennifer’s panties and thought for a brief
moment as to what to do with them. Jeri
placed the sweaty smelly garment over
Jennifer’s head like a ski mask, to send one
final insulting message to Jennifer.
Jeri
smiled to herself, thinking how pissed and
embarrassed Jennifer & the rest of her
opponents will be when they came to. The
Rock again appeared on the screen and
pronounced, “Finally, ‘The People’s Blonde’
has come to The Battle Zone!!!!”
Finally, Jeri Ryan Has Come to The Battle Zone
Resistance is Futile
Mariah, Jennifer & Kimberly had The Smacketh Layeth Down on their Candy Asses!
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