CHRISTINA AGUILERA VS BRANDY
VS
Christina Aguilera (61%)
Rocks Brandy (39%) Brandy
made her way to the ring wearing a white
baseball cap, white filled vest smiling brightly
to her fans. Her accouterments did little to
reveal her ring clothes which consisted of a
white bikini top covered by a half t-shirt which
exposed her toned abs and white amateur
style wrestling shoes that interrupted her legs
between her white briefs. Her braided hair
bounced with the mostly white with some
multi-colored beads clicking as she moved.
She jumped into the ring and readied herself
for her opponent.
Christina was making her debut as a solo
wrestler. Her fellow "Generation Next"
protégé, Britney Spears had her own hands
full facing tough, Jeri Ryan*. And Ananda
Lewis was banned from ringside as was the
agreement not to have any ring seconds near
ringside. Christina seemed confident and
anxious to face down the more experienced
and taller Brandy as she bounced to the ring
in a rainbow colored vinyl two piece outfit and
white high gloss vinyl wrestling boots. Her
blonde hair worn loose bounced as Christina
jumped unsuccessfully to the ring apron. As
Brandy laughed along with the audience, the
embarrassed Christina sprang to the apron
and scanned the audience with a scowl.
The bell rang and the two combatants wasted
no time as they approached each other.
Brandy went for a collar elbow lock but the
four inch shorter Christina sidestepped her
and drove a fist into the gut of Brandy. As
Brandy doubled over, Christina scooped her
up for a brief airplane spin and dropped
her back over her extended knee. Brandy
had been smiling even up to the attempted
lockup but now her face showed nothing but
pain and disbelief. Holding her back she
pivoted on her knees only to come face to
face with Christina’s knee. Lying on her back
she felt the impact of Christina’s leg across
her chest and throat and then her other leg
sneak behind her as Christina now had her
trapped in a scissor jerking hard with her leg
muscles as Brandy gasped for breath. She
barely had time to try for a kick out or sink her
teeth in Christina’s silken skin before she
found that Christina had released the hold
and was jerking her up by the hair. A kick
square to the stomach followed by a fist to
the jaw and then a backhand to the jaw
followed by a combo to the chest had Brandy
reeling back to her corner. Brandy couldn’t
believe the beating she was experiencing
from the rookie, Christina, as she slumped
against the ropes.
Christina had already
moved in with insulting slaps to the face.
Brandy was only going on nerves and
feelings as she pushed Christina back and
whipped her long hair with the beads acting
as a weapon. They snapped at Christina and
caught her in the face and eyes. She rubbed
her eyes as Brandy tried to get up the
strength and bearings to launch any kind of
attack. But again was surprised by Christina as she
found herself being powered back into her
corner with a thumb to the eye and a blatant
two finger eye gouge. Her stomach and groin
burned as Christina laid in with a combo of
fists to her abs and a knee rammed hard into
her crotch. Brandy blinded and eyes tearing
felt some sharp karate thrusts to her chest
and throat. She then could feel Christina’s
hands wrap around her throat as she felt
herself being lifted. She let go of her throat
as Brandy felt herself sitting atop the
ringpost. She felt hard slaps that caused her
to spray little droplets of blood on her white
costume from the minor cut on her lip and
mouth. Then hard fists took what little sense
Brandy had as she rested her hands on
Christina’s silken legs as Christina braced
against the ropes was beating Brandy hard.
That silken leg flesh left her hands and
wrapped around Brandy’s head as she felt
Christina pull her off the ringpost in a
Frankensteiner move or leg suplex. In a
second or two she impacted hard on her
back. Brandy could only cough and try to
breathe in what she could as she looked at
the lights overhead with blurred vision. She
knew all the fight was out of her as she could
hear her fans yell for her to get up.
Meanwhile, Christina surveying Brandy who
could only lift her legs and flop her hands was
preparing to end the fight with a coup de
grace as she backed into her corner to climb
the ropes. Suddenly a figure had appeared
out of the audience and Christina felt her hair
being pulled helping her to the top of the ring
post and then a sharp blow the side of the
head. She looked to see an infuriated
Whitney Houston getting her revenge for this
beating to her young protégé. A second blow
came from a loaded fist rolled around a roll of
quarters. Christina’s adrenaline was pumping
like she’d never experienced and somehow
she wasn’t intimidated at all of Whitney’s
sneak attack but instead blocked the third
blow. She butted her head and threw a
vicious right upper cut to her chin which
knocked Whitney off balance and down the
post where her chin collided with the metal
chain. Now glassy-eyed herself Whitney was
nearly helpless as Christina still braced
against the ring ropes lifted her by the hair
back up to the top of the ring post. After a
couple insulting slaps to her face and another
headbutt, Christina wrapped her arm around
Whitney’s head and her other hand grabbed
underneath her mini-dress hooking on to her
underpants as she lifted her off in a suplex to
land right on top of Brandy. Brandy could
only let out a yelp of pain as one of Whitney’s
stiletto heels gouged her side. Christina
quickly scaled the ring post once again and
leaping off in a moonsault landed on both
Whitney and Brandy. The two downed
women could only convulse in pain briefly as
they now lay still and Christina parades
around the ring with her hands held high in
victory.
*Britney & Generation Next vs Jeri Ryan
Christina looks good in her first victory!
Brandy & Whitney experiences a set back
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