JESSICA SIMPSON VS POSH SPICE
VS
By Only One Herm
Jessica Simpson had been talking up her match with Baby Spice for
quite some time. She had demolished the little Spice Girl in a cage match
and was calling out any challenger that had the guts to face her in the
ring. Victoria AKA Posh Spice, came up to Jessica Simpson and challenged her
to a regular match, with the exception that she could bring Emma down to the
ring with her. Jessica agreed, only if she could bring someone down too.
Victoria agreed to this and it was later announced that the leader of
Generation Prime, Christina Aguilera, would accopmany Jessica Simpson down
to the ring.
The night of the match came and the combatants were introduced.
Victoria and Emma strutted down to the ring with the aura of confidence.
They knew for the Spice Girl invasion to truly work, they needed to pick up
the win against Generation Prime. Posh came down wearing black, high cut,
leather shorts, a black vest, that showed off her slender midsection quite
well, and long wrestling boots that came up to around mid calf. Baby wore a
pink sundress with long white socks and white shoes. Her hair was put up
into two ponytails and she was
really putting over the “Baby Spice” gimmick.
Jessica and Christina came down to the ring next to a chorus of boos. Ever
since Christina broke off from the popular Generation Next, anywhere her new
group went got a loud ovation of boos. Jessica had a snide smile as she
strutted down to the ring. Her white tank top with pink trimming accented
her large breasts nicely, while her white, also with pink trimming, short
shorts, made her ass look even better. Her outfit was completed with white
boots with pink laces. Christina walked right behind her, wearing a blue
tight tank top that said “Generation Prime” on the back. She wore black
leather pants with black-heeled shoes to complete her outfit.
Victoria was already standing in the ring as Jessica made her way up the
steps and through the ropes. The girls walked to the center of the ring as
the ref called for the bell. While exchanging jeers at each other, Jessica
wound back and slapped Victoria across the face. This staggered the Spice
Girl, but it also gave her a chance to pounce back with a vicious right hook
to the stomach of the teen pop star. Jessica folds in half and falls to her
knees. Posh Spice picks her up by her ponytail and applies a side headlock.
She wrenches in on her until Jessica backs into the ropes and whips her
across the ring. As Posh bounds off the ropes, Jessica puts her head down
for a back body drop, but Posh stops, puts Jessica’s head between and plants
her with a vicious pile driver.
Jessica falls to the mat, appearing to be unconscious. Victoria goes for
the pin, but Jessica kicks out at two. Victoria once again picks Jessica up,
but while she is gloating to Baby Spice, Jessica punches her in the gut
three times and battles out of Posh’s grasp. As Victoria is stunned, Jessica
connects with a standing dropkick to the knee, which makes Posh screams in
pain and fall to the mat. Jessica doesn’t stop on the attack to Victoria’s
knee as she kicked the knee as hard as she can. On the ground, almost in
tears, Posh tends to her injured knee.
Jessica slowly picks up Posh and as soon as she gets her to her feet, kicks
her knee out from under her. Victoria falls back to the mat, this time
hitting her head extremely hard, and almost becomes unconscious. Jessica,
sensing victory, walks over to Christina and gives her a high five. She
gyrates for the crowd a little bit over Posh’s body to show her dominance
over her. Christina claps loudly and taunts some of the ringside fans.
Simpson, who had claimed before the match that she would make Victoria beg
for mercy, walks over to her legs and starts to put on a Figure-4. Suddenly,
Posh springs to life and rolls up Jessica into a small package. The ref
comes over and slaps the mat two times, but on the third time down, Jessica
gets out of the pin attempt. Now enraged she let this happen to her, Jessica
picks up Posh and whips her into the ropes. Unable to stand on her own
because of her knee, Victoria falls to the mat almost right after Jessica
releases her. Jessica realizing that Posh’s last pin attempt was the only
offense she could put up, wanted to toy with her new found prey a little bit
more.
As Posh lay down on the mat face first, Jessica runs over and drops a leg
right across the back of Victoria’s head. Grasping for her head now instead
of her knee, Victoria leaves her knee open to more attacks. Jessica grabs
her leg and snaps it backwards in a half crab. Christina jumps up on the
apron and begins to distract the ref so he can’t see Victoria tapping out in
pain. Seeing this, Baby Spice runs over and pulls Christina off the apron
and onto the floor. The ref jumps to the outside to try and break up the
catfight, which gives Jessica ample opportunity to punish Posh even more. As
she picks up Posh, she stands her up straight so she is face to face with
her. Posh, still unable to attack, is basically out on her feet.
Jessica promptly kicks Posh in the stomach and places her head between her
legs. Simpson hooks both of Victoria’s arms and immediately gives her a
Pedigree, smashing the Spice Girls’ face into the mat. On the outside,
Christina finally got the upper advantage on Baby Spice as she knocked her
out with a chair shot to the head, followed by a leg drop with the chair on
top of Emma’s face.
When Jessica sees that the other Spice Girl has been knocked out, she
screams at the crowd “Time to finish off this little bitch!” She once again
goes to apply the figure-4, which wakes up Victoria long enough to scream that she submits. The ref calls for the bell, but Jessica won’t let go of the hold. The ref turns around to call for help, only to get a chair shot straight to the head. Christina takes off her heels and climbs to the top rope. As Jessica is still applying the Figure-4, Christina leaps off the top rope with a moonsault right onto the chest of Victoria. Jessica finals lets go of the hold, but Christina wants to teach these two Spice Girls a lesson.
Jessica jumps to the outside of the ring and picks up the still unconscious
Baby Spice and throws her into the ring. Christina tells Jessica to put on a
Boston Crab to Emma, which Jessica promptly does. Baby Spice is crying out
in agony as Christina once again climbs to the top rope. This time, she
comes down with a leg drop to the back of Emma’s head, and knocks her out
immediately. Jessica lets go of Emma and slides her to the middle of the
ring. Christina looks over to Jessica, as if they had planned this out
before hand, picks up Victoria, and the two of them combine on a Dudley
Death Drop.
Christina drags the other Spice Girl to the center of the ring and each
other them put a foot on a different victim, Jessica on Victoria and
Christina on Emma. Jessica has beaten two Spice Girls and was sure that any
of the other ones would not challenge her. Jessica and Christina walked out
of the ring and up the ramp to a chorus of boos. At the top of the ramp,
they raised their hands in victory and walked through the entrance way to
the back.
Winner by Submission: Jessica Simpson
BACK TO THE CELEBRITIES
TO JESSICA SIMPSON
TO THE SPICE GIRLS
