SALMA HAYEK VS PAM ANDERSON
VS
VS
Salma Hayek (71%)
Dominates Pam Anderson
(29%)
“Salma, this is an unusual
situation”, begins backstage interviewer
Downtown Julie Brown, “You, the Extreme
Champion challenged a contender Pam
Anderson to a match. Why?”
“Because before entering this
league, The Battle Zone, Pam kicked my ass
more times than I can remember in various
other leagues.” Salma replied. “She kicked
my ass till I begged for mercy, then kicked it
some more.” “Well, tonight I’m going to pay
her back with interest.” Salma holds a broom
above her head. “Tonight we’re playing a
new game called ‘A Witch on a Stick’ cause
I’m going to take this broom and shove it up
her ass!”
“Big talk from our champion,” Julie says as
Salma starts to the ring, “But I imagine Pam
has a few different thoughts” continues Julie
as Pam approaches. “Any comments about
Salma before this match?” asks the British
beauty.
Pam responds in her typical scatter brain fashion,
“Oh Pooh, I don’t know why Salma is so
uptight, she must have too much caffeine or
something. Just let bygone by bygones,
y’know what I mean.” Pam maintains her
famous fem fatale personality, and maintains
her dumb blonde fasciae. However she
knows Salma means business and
underneath the fast talking, air brain image
she maintains, is a championship catfighter,
who knows she’s going into the ring with a
Raging Spitfire who is thirsty for vengence.
Salma waits for Pam in the ring wearing a
flowered colored bikini and a scowl on her
face. She has her hands firmly planted on
her hips, waiting for the moment to strike.
Pam bounces to the ring, wearing a pink full
length jump suit. She slips through the ropes
and playfully bounces on her toes with her fist
balled up, and a big smile while rotating her
fist, playfully mocking a boxing stance.
Salma maintains her position in the center of
the ring with her hands on her hips
completely unamused by Pam’s mock boxing
routine. Salma’s foot suddenly strikes out at
the blonde connecting to Pam’s pussy. All
the fun is gone as Pam quits playing and
covers her hurting groin. Salma brings the
broom handle down across Pam’s head a
split second later, and the blonde drops to her
knees seeing stars. Pam fights through the
fog in her mind to look up and see Salma
swinging the broom handle like a base ballbat
towards her face. Unfortunately she can not
move in time and the broom slams into her
unprotected face. HOME RUN! Salma does
not give her opponent a moment to recover,
seeing Pam lying on the mat coving her face
and rolling in pain, Salma drops the broom for
a moment to grab Pam’s ankles, and spread
her legs a part to drop all her weight behind a
knee to the sex organ. Pam screeches,
again and places one hand between her legs
on her aching pussy, while the other covers
her throbbing face.
To Salma’s delight, Pam was hurting and the
Mexican had every intention to make her
demise even more excruciatingly painful.
“I’m going to make you squeal like a pig,
Bitch” Salma yelled as Pam rose to her hands
& knees and tried to scamper away. Salma
was not about to let her quarry escape, and
captures Pam by her blonde flowing locks,
and pulls her to her feet. Salma directs her to
a near by corner of the ring and uses Pam’s
hair as a handle to slam her face into the
turnbuckle countless times. “I’m goin to
make you beg for mercy!” Salma yelled
before finally releasing Pam, allowing her to
fall to the mat. Pam looked up with a distant
look in her eyes, before shaking her head,
and brings a few of her senses back.
Pam looks at Salma in amazement. They
had fought many times before, but never has
Salma been this focused & brutal. “Beg for
mercy Bitch, Beg!” screamed an irate Salma.
Pam vowed to herself, that she would not
give the brunette the satisfaction of hearing
her beg tonight.
Before Pam could regain
any composure Salma was back on the
attack. She hoist Pam in the air and
drops her throat first across the top rope.
Pam was gagging, on her knees and still
leaning with tits against the ropes and her
back to Salma, when Salma retrieved the
broom and cracked her across the back
several times. Pam slumped helplessly to
the floor. This did not resemble a wrestling
match at all, but a one-sided thrashing.
Salma sat down on Pam’s back and grasped
her under her chin and pulled back harshly.
Pam, although slender, was a lot taller than
Salma but was too spent to buck her
opponent off of her. Salma once again
grabbed the broom handle and placed it
against Pam throat and pulled back even
harder. The captured blonde could only gag, kick her legs,
and renew her vow not to be reduced to
pitifully pleading for mercy. “Remember that
match a couple of years ago when you tied
me up and belly punched me?” “It’s payback
time Bitch!” Salma muttered.
When Salma finally released Pam and got up
off her, the blonde could only lie face down
and gasp for air. Salma loomed over her
admiring her handy work. Salma then pulled
Pam to her feet, and whipped her into the
ropes. Pam was greeted with a dropkick on
the rebound. Pam fell back to the mat,
looking up at the ceiling hoping this torment
would soon end. Salma used this opportunity
to unzip Pam’s tight pink jumpsuit that
hugged her curves. The Mexican peeled the
suit off Pam and removed her panties as well,
leaving her nude body rocking back and forth,
still trying to deal with the punishment she
has received. The whole time Salma stripped
Pam, she reminded her of many encounters
in the past, where Pam punished Salma
unnecessarily into oblivion. It took mear
seconds for Salma to remove first Pam’s
jumpsuit, then her lacey undergarments,
leaving her in a position millions of men have
dreamed about, flat on her back & nude.
Salma took a moment to revel in her
dominance, placing her hands on her hips,
and surveying the conquered blonde. Salma
kicked Pam in her side, causing her to grunt
and roll a couple of feet. Salma repeated
kicking her till Pam was rolled across the ring
and under the bottom rope to the ring apron.
Salma reached down and grabbed a handful
of blonde hair to pull her victim to her knees.
She pull Pam’s upper body through the
ropes, while the rest of her stayed outside on the
apron. The brunette pulled Pam’s arms up
behind her, causing the Baywatch beauty to
bend over to a 90 degree angle. Salma used
Pam’s panties to tie her wrist together to the
top rope, trapping the blonde on her knees,
while she was bent at the waist till her free
swaying tits’ nipples pointed directly down to
the mat. Salma dropped to her knees to be
face-to-face with Pam. “You know you look
just like a cow with those big sacks of silicon
sagging under you like that” Salma purred,
“Someone ought to milk those puppies.”
Salma slowly licked her lips then fired a
punch to Pam’s swaying tits. Pam’s tender
melons jumped as if an electric current was
running through them. Again and again
Salma punched away at Pam’s swinging tits.
Hanging down, away from her body like they
were, Pam’s boobs looked like two big speed
bags, and Salma was a championship boxer,
making them dance to the rhythm of her fist.
The torturous punching continued for several
minutes, while Pam helplessly grunted,
moaned, sobbed and yelled at times, but
received no relief from her torment. Many
black & blue bruises were raised before
Salma finally decided to stop her torture, and
untie the blubbering, crying blonde. Pam
clutched her chest, holding her tortured boobs
in agony, but maintained her vow to not plead
for mercy. She may lose the fight, but she
was determined to never give Salma the
satisfaction of hearing her beg.
Salma used Pam’s hair to pull her through
the ropes. Pam helplessly crawled behind
Salma on her hands & knees while the latina lead her
to the center of the ring. Salma slung Pam
face down on the mat, and planted a foot on
the small of her back to keep her in place.
Salma retrieved the broom and used the end of
the handle to probe between Pam’s ass
cheeks. She stopped once she located
Pam’s ass hole, and plunged the broom into
the small opening. Pam screamed at the top
of her lungs, and Salma pushed again,
driving the handle deeper inside. All Pam’s
resolve shattered, and she began pleading &
begging for Salma to stop. Pam pitifully cried
out her submission, and begged for mercy,
But Salma only shoved the handle in deeper
with an huge evil smile on her face.
Salma knew this was a mortifying way to
defeat Pam. Insiders reported Pam’s
embarrassment when she lost her cock fight
to Carmen Electra*. She felt being fucked to
an orgasm in the middle of the ring was the
most embarrassing moment of her life. It
drove a huge wedge between her and former
friend Carmen that remains today. Salma revels knowing
she has given Pam her new most embarrassing moment.
Salma heard the patter of feet rushing up
behind her. She did not know who was
coming, but figured, it would not be a good
idea to wait to find out. Salma ripped the
broom out of Pam’s ass causing the blonde
to again scream at the top of her lungs, and
swung the broom around as the feet got
closer. Salma hit her charging target, nailing
her attacker in the pit of her stomach,
doubling her over. Salma sent the broom
handle crashing down across the back of the
attackers head, sending her tumbling face
forward to the mat. Salma still had not gotten a
chance to see this female attacker’s face,
and determine her identity, but she was going
to make her pay for her interference.
Salma
approached the face down woman from
behind and reached over her head till she
placed the broom handle across her throat.
Salma used the broom to pull the woman to
her feet, stood beside her, snaked her leg
around the ladies near leg and fell backwards
with a Russian Leg Sweep. The back of the
woman’s head was driven to the mat, the
broom added extra pain across her throat.
Salma rose to her feet and finally was able to
see the woman’s face. It was Pam’s newly
found friend, rapper Lil’ Kim. Kim & Pam met
while Kim recorded a rap for Pam’s hubby
Tommy Lee’s new album. The two hit it off
immediately and have been fast friends ever
since. Kim recently recorded a guess spot on
Pam’s show VIP, and plans to have maybe
turn it into a recurring role. Kim knew Pam
did not want any help tonight, but could not
sit idley by while her friend was being
unmercifully tortured.
Salma plans to make Kim regret her
interfering with her fun. She whipped the
petite rapper into the ropes and charged &
clotheslined Kim with the broom on the
return. Kim’s body flipped a full 360 degrees
in the air from the force of the blow and
landed face down on the mat. Kim tried to
rise, probably by instinct more than anything
else, but Salma slammed the broom down
again, flattening the blonde beauty. Kim was
all but out, but Salma was delighted that she
had found yet another way to get at Pam.
Pam was distraught at seeing her friend
being beaten on her account. Pam
hysterically screamed & pleaded at Salma,
“Please leave her alone, this between you &
me... don’t hurt her!” Pam was too injured
from having a broom stick rammed up her
ass to prevent Salma’s attack. Salma
delighted at hearing Pam hysterical pleads on behalf of
her friend.
Salma stripped Kim of the black leather bra &
mini skirt and panties she was wearing. Now
with Kim completely naked, she used a
handful of hair to pull the groggy beauty to
her feet. She walked Kim towards Pam and
pulled her to her feet too by her golden hair.
Salma slammed the two beauties heads
together again & gain, until her firm grasp
was all that prevented the two friends from
sinking to the mat. Salma slung them into
the ropes one more time, and met them again
with the broom handle simultaneously
clotheslining the two across their throats, and
knocking their on their backs. Salma looked
down at her two vanquished foes lying naked
& beaten at her feet. She smiled realizing
she had delivered them a frightful beating
neither of them would soon forget.
Salma
goes to the timekeepers table and gets a
large red permanent marker. She bends over
and writes “LOSER” across Pam’s forehead.
Then she writes “LIL’ LOSER” on Kim’s
forehead. In fact Kim’s critics have been
criticizing her for Kim’s desire to look like her
new friend and admitted role model Pamela
Anderson Lee. Some people have been
saying by her dawning platinum
blonde hair, blue eye contacts, and a breast
enlargement, Kim was more of a Lil’ Pam
now than a Lil’ Kim in their opinion.
Salma surveyed the two pain stricken, naked
bodies lying before her. They were
completely helpless & defeated, only offering
an occasional cough or gag as a result of the
broom handle. She was satisfied with the
beating she had delivered, but needed a little
icing on the cake. Salma untied her bikini
top, and allowed it to fall to the mat. She
reached down and pulled the nearly limp
bodies to their knees. She placed their faces
against her boobs and said “Lick!” The two
woman began softy licking Salma’s breast &
nipples like two whipped puppies. Even
Salma was surprised by their submissiveness
to her commands. Salma enjoyed the
pleasure of their tongues flicking her nipples
for a few minutes, before releasing the
beauties, allowing them to fall back to the
mat.
Salma quietly left the ring, mentally
congratulating herself on trouncing her
opponents, and breaking their will. She
figured she would never have to worry about
Pam or Kim opposing her ever again. Pam,
wrecked with pain shot Kim a glance. Kim
returned the glance. At that moment Kim &
Pam made a silent pact of revenge.
Maybe Salma’s victory was not as absolute
as she thought.
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