MELISSA JOAN HART VS JESSICA SIMPSON
VS
VS
Melissa Joan Hart (53%) bewitches Jessica Simpson (47%)
After all the introductions and pageantry, we were left with Jessica Simpson
and Melissa Joan Hart in the squared circle. Outside the ring were their
teammates...in Jessica’s corner was Generation Prime, Christina Aguilera, Ananda Lewis and
new member, Foxy Brown. In Melissa’s corner was Generation Next, Britney Spears,
Lee Ann Rimes and Aaliyah. This match is the first *official* match between
factions Prime and Next since the split and more specifically, since
Christina and Britney battled not too long ago, and without a satisfactory
ending to either side.
In the ring, stood Jessica Simpson. She wears a red string bikini with
matching boots. Her long hair is tied back into a pony tail with her face
being framed by her bangs. Across the ring in the opposite corner, Melissa
stood confidently. She wore a black two piece and her hair was tied back
into twin braids. While the teams gave their fighters last minute
encouragement, both newcomers engaged in a stare down that neither refused
to lose. The ref signaled that the start of the match was almost here.
Finally the bell rings and the match is under way. Both girls come charging
out of their corners and lock up in the middle of the ring. Their bodies
mash together as both Jessica and Melissa struggle in a collar and elbow tie
up. The tug and war battle continues in a stalemate until Melissa backs
Jessica into a corner and knees her in the stomach.
“OOOOOOFFFFF!”
Jessica was caught unprepared for the sudden strike to her midsection. With
a growing smile on her face, Melissa cocked her hand back and smashed
Jessica in the face with a right uppercut, spinning the Prime member face
first into the turnbuckle. Melissa took a moment to take in the cheers,
from both the fans and her squad before returning her attention to her
opponent. As Ms. Hart secured a grip on Jessica’s hair, Jessica struck
quickly with an elbow to Melissa’s chest followed by a short-arm
clothesline, knocking Melissa onto her back.
Jessica quickly leaped upon her prone victim with a seating side headlock.
As Jessica grinded Melissa’s head, Melissa gamely slapped Jessica’s back to
no avail. With a surge of energy, Melissa was finally able to force Jessica
to her feet. With a heave, Melissa sent Jessica into the ropes. Rebounding
off the ropes, Jessica slammed into Melissa and sent her down with a
shoulderblock. Acting on her advantage, Jessica ran to the opposite ropes
and rebounded off of them, while Melissa rolled underneath her. Jessica
hopped over the prone MJH and ran to the far ropes; Melissa hopped to her
feet and leaped high into the air trying for a dropkick. Jessica held onto
the ropes in anticipation of such a move and Melissa crashed onto her
stomach, hitting nothing.
Jessica quickly pounced on the prone Melissa and hoisted her to her feet by
her hair and bashed Melissa’s head into the nearby turnbuckle. Generation
Prime erupted into a flurry of applause and cheers for their comrade, as
Jessica repeatedly smashed Melissa’s head into the turnbuckle. Dazed and
woozy, Melissa slumped into the corner with an overjoyous Jessica lording
over her.
Jessica took a moment to address some of the fans cheering her on and hopped
over to the far side of the ring. With a flash, Jessica sprinted towards
the dazed Melissa Joan Hart and crashed into her with an avalanche. Taking
great pleasure in crushing her opponent’s body with her own, Jessica grabbed
the top ropes and continually crashed her body into Melissa’s. Melissa
started to slump down towards the mat, and Jessica would have none of that.
Jessica grabbed Melissa by her ears and roughly jammed her head into
Jessica’s cleavage, smothering the Teenage Witch with her breasts. The
crowed roared with approval, much to the chagrin of the Generation Next.
After smothering Melissa enough, Jessica throws her opponent out to the ring
floor. Melissa crashes onto her side and is in for a rude awakening.
Jessica threw Melissa strategically towards Generation Prime. Jessica
shrewdly occupies the referee, with a mixture of taunts and threats. With a
look of surprise and horror on her face, Melissa is yanked by her braids to
her feet by Ananda and Foxy Brown. Christina eyes her helpless prey and
yanks Melissa’s top off and precedes to beat upon Melissa’s exposed breasts.
Left-right-left is the usual combination to, Melissa’s breasts, though
Christina gets creative and changes it up to Melissa’s stomach, face and
finally her crotch. Melissa’s screams elicit the entire Generation Next
crew to storm the outside of the ring and a pier 6 brawl ensues. Prime
fights Next, tooth and nail and eventually they move their fight to the back
stage area. Melissa tries to collect herself with the precious seconds she
has. Jessica quickly leaps outside of the ring and grabs Melissa, slamming
her exposed chest on the steel guardrail. Melissa violently rocks back and
hits the floor, flat on her back. Jessica takes a second to stand ontop of
her prone opponent. The ref demands that the match be taken back inside of
the ring, which is met by a dirty look from the Generation Prime gal.
Jessica roughly hauls Melissa to her feet and shoves her back into the ring.
Jessica rolls back into the ring and brings a forearm down on Melissa’s
back, sending the teenage witch crashing on her face. Jessica poses for the
crowd before kicking Melissa in the side. Then, Jessica straddles Melissa’s
stomach and begins clawing, mashing, and pulling on Melissa’s exposed
breasts. Many screams are heard from Melissa, as she attempts to fight off
Jessica’s attack. Out of sheer desperation, Melissa scratches at Jessica’s
eyes, sending the teenage pop singer onto her back, clutching her eyes.
Melissa gathers herself together and cradles her breasts with one arm and
steadies herself with the other arm. Its not too long before Jessica is
able to see again, and seeing red! She charges Melissa but is met with an
uppercut to her crotch. A very hard uppercut at that. A ‘O’ forms in
Jessica’s lips, though no audible sound is heard. Melissa leaps to her feet
and DDT’s Jessica’s head into the mat. Melissa has bought herself some
time, and after getting herself together, begins assaulting Jessica Simpson.
Melissa leaps high into the air and drops a leg onto Jessica’s chest.
Jessica shakes violently on the mat, as Melissa rips off Jessica’s red
bikini top and tosses it into the corner. Melissa begins twisting, punching
and scratching away at Jessica’s breasts, eliciting loud screams from the
pop singer. Jessica is finally able to roll onto her stomach to protect her
tortured breasts. An evil grin stretches across Melissa’s face as she
begins yanking on Jessica’s bikini bottoms, giving her a tremendous wedgie.
Melissa then takes her opponent’s hands and intertwines them in her bikini
bottoms. Jessica finds that her arms are trapped behind her back, bound by
her own bottoms and cries out at the realization of her predicament.
Melissa rolls Jessica onto her back and begins to gyrate above Jessica’s
head. The crowd roars in approval as Melissa drops her ass onto Jessica’s
face.
Melissa grinds and shimmies on Jessica’s face, effectively snuffing the pop
sensation into the dreamland. Melissa signals for the ref to come over and
count, and the count is academic....1...2....3, and your winner...
Melissa Joan Hart.
Melissa grinds her butt roughly into Jessica’s face for good measure before
getting off of her face. Suddenly, from behind, Christina runs into the
ring and bashes Melissa in the back of the head with a chair, knocking
Melissa out cold. Christina unties Jessica and then tosses Melissa into the
corner, and then precedes to give Melissa a stinkface. Jessica encourages
Christina on, and then Christina drags Melissa out into the center of the
ring, where both Christina and Jessica sit on top of Melissa’s face. This
torture continues on for a minute, until Generation Next, in full force hits
the ring and chase out the Generation Prime members. Aaliyah checks on
Melissa as the Prime Members make sure the Generation Next members are gone.
Melissa comes to, and angrily eyes the retreating Generation Next
members.
~fini~
BACK TO THE CELEBRITIES
TO JESSICA SIMPSON
