JENNIFER LOPEZ VS BRITNEY SPEARS
VS
But you have to read Jennifer Lopez Vs Mariah Carey & Mariah Carey Vs Christina Applegate BUT Definitely The Street Fight And The Dumpster Match Before Reading this Fight
Jennifer Lopez(59%) slams
Britney Spears (41%) “Jennifer,
Britney has just been given a title shot next
month, regardless of tonight’s outcome, how
do you feel about that?” our interviewer,
Downtown Julie Brown.
“What?!? Okay,
that’s it, I’m putting and end to all this Britney
Worshipping tonight!” Jennifer blasted. “She
needed help to beat Mariah, I didn’t, and plus
she isn’t all that pretty!” Jennifer smacks her lips in disgust. “I’m going to pop our
Pop Princess tonight!” Jennifer boasts before
charging to the ring.
Britney is already there
wearing a white tank top, cut off under the
midriff. She also has a pair of white tights to
complete the outfit. Jennifer dawns tight hot
pink Vinyl pants and a Vinyl black bikini top.
Jennifer slides under the bottom rope and
jumps in Britney’s face hurling insults. The
referee holds Jen back as she yells, “I'm going
to bust you up, starting with those balloons
on your chest!”
“Why? Do you need to borrow
them, flat chested freak!!”, replied the feisty
debutaunte. Enraged Jennifer tossed the referee
aside, and locked up with the young blonde. Britney
showed her strength by pushing the New
Yorker down on her phat ass. Before Jen could
regain her feet, Britney stomps her tight
stomach. She hauls the gasping beauty up
by her hair and walks her to the turnbuckle.
Britney slams Jen’s face into the turnbuckle,
asking, “How old are you anyway?” Making
reference to Jennifer insisting she is in her
late 20’s, while the press has documented
her in her early 30’s.
Britney flings Jen to the mat, easily out
muscling her foe.
Jennifer is retreating and
scrambling to get to her feet, and finds
herself trapped in the opposite corner by
Britney. Jen holds up her hands and pleads
for mercy to delay Brit a second, allowing Jennifer
to crotch kick the young beauty. Jennifer
quickly spins Britney around so she is now
trapped in the corner. Jen quickly goes to
work, first kicking Britney’s well sculpted
stomach repeatedly. Second, she chops the
two large targets of Britney’s chest, those big
tits. Finally, Jennifer finishes by knocking her foe breathless by
driving her shoulder into Brit’s stomach again
& again. Breathless, Britney tumbles out of
the corner, face first to the mat. Jennifer,
pleased at her mugging of Brit in the corner
smiles, to a growing number of boo’s from the
crowd.
Jennifer pulls the white top over Brit’s
head, rendering her
toppless, and revealing her breast. Jen took the small garment and
wrapped it around Brit’s neck, and drug her
all around the ring by it. The boos become
much louder now, upset at the rough
treatment of their teen idol. This obviously
upsets & distracts Jen, as she start yelling
back at the crowd, “Fuck You,....Shut Up!!
Jen is used to having the crowd on her side,
and obviously didn’t know how to react to this
betrayal. “You want Britney?” “well Here!"
Jen yells, as she tossed the youngster over
the top rope. Britney lands hard to the arena
floor. Jen follows and pounds the beauty
unmercifully out side the ring. She picks Brit
up to suflex her, holding her upside down for
a long time before falling back, and releasing
her prey. Finally, thinking she has done
enough damage to the fan’s heroine, she
rolls Brit back in the ring.
Jennifer has to
duck to avoid a soda thrown by a ringside
fan. Furious, Jen pushes the fan and gets
into a brief shouting match with them.
Security intervenes, allowing Jennifer to
return to the ring. Jen is on the ring apron
still yelling at the hostile crowd, when Britney
has somewhat recovered from her beatings
thus far. She looks at Jennifer with growing
fury, with revenge being her only thought. “I
want to hurt & humiliate that bitch, like she
has done to me” thinks Brit. The ringside
fans purposely try to distract Jen with
obscenities, allowing their favorite the
opportunity to capture Jennifer while she is
still standing on the ring apron with her back
to Brit. Britney traps the sexy latina in choke
hold from behind. Jen vainly tugs at the
forearm across her throat, cutting off her air
supply.
The audience erupts, blowing the
roof off of the arena. To even things up,
Britney takes her free hand, and unfastens
the black bra, Jen is wearing, allowing it to
fall to the ground. The fans are in a frenzy,
but Jen silences them by reaching behind,
grabbing Britney by the back of her head and
using a judo throw, tosses Britney over her
shoulders, out of the ring to a nasty tumble
on the hard floor. Jennifer laughs at the
stunned fans as they release a collective "Ohhhh" at Britney's very hard fall.
Jennifer loudly laughs and taunts fans as she places the moaning fallen
teen idol on the announcers table. The
athletic Jennifer then perches herself on the
top rope and leaps off onto poor Brit. The
fans are silent as Jennifer once again holds
Britney upside down in another suflex. Only
this time she leaps in the air, turns and drives
Britney to the arena floor with a Bill Goldberg
jackhammer. Jennifer rolls the lifeless star
into the ring, and places one foot on the
conquered girl’s chest and raises both arms
in victory. The referee slaps the mat thrice,
and the boo’s reign out once again. Fans
throw cups, paper and other trash into the
ring to show their displeasure. Jennifer flips
them a couple middle fingers and leaves the
ring.
Julie Brown meets the victor at the top of the
ramp. “Jennifer, you didn’t endear yourself
to these fans...”
“Because these fans are
trailer park trash, just like their hero I left in
the ring” Jennifer interrupts, “I’m going back
to New York, where they appreciate charm &
class!” Meanwhile Britney has recovered,
and is charging toward Jennifer. “Oh, you
want some more?” Jennifer asks, but the only
answers she got was Britney’s fist between
her eyes. Jennifer tried to trade punches with
the rampaging youth, but soon found herself
flat on her back, looking up at Britney’s fuzzy
image through groggy eyes.
Britney stands
in between Jennifer’s open legs and yells,
“BITCH!” and punctuates her remark with a
kick to Jen’s unprotected crotch. “This is for
the fans” Britney yells before adding another
kick to the crotch. The fans roar their
approval, if not for anything else but Brit’s
large bouncing naked tits that accompany her
kicks. “This is for me” Brit yells and again
kicks the loudly moaning latina. “And this is
for you to tell Catherine Zeta Jones about!”
Britney yells before adding a final kick.
Jen’s
face is pale in pain as Britney picks her up
into bodyslam position and carries Jennifer
through the backstage area to the loading dock
in back of the arena. Cameramen follow,
displaying the whole scene on the giant
screen for arena fans. Britney tosses
Jennifer’s body into a large dumpster,
muttering “Christina’s right, this is where you
belong”. Jennifer recalls the pain &
humiliation at the hands of Christina
Applegate in the dumpster match a couple of
months ago. * Britney patiently waits for
Jennifer’s head to peak out of the dumpster,
and she flips the top down. She hears a loud
thud as the top makes contact with Jen’s
head, followed by a scream and loud
sobbing. Britney walks away giggling,
realizing that she just lost a match, but won a
new enemy.
Jennifer was the winner, although she didn't feel like it. She's looking for Britney again though!
Britney has reason to smile; even in defeat
* Classic 1st Ever Dumpster Match
BACK TO THE CELEBRITIES
TO JENNIFER LOPEZ
TO BRITNEY SPEARS
