Madonna (57%) Rocks Janet
Jackson (43%) Hard-Core
Action! Janet struts to the ring for this
highly anticipated match. She is wearing a
black leather corset, painted on, black leather
pants, and carrying a riding crop. Madonna wears
a black leather teddy with fishnet panty hose
with a steel chair in hand. Quickly, Janet
finds that although the riding crop looks “cute” with her
outfit, it is not a suitable weapon compared to
the chair.
Madonna does not say a word when she enters the ring, she just clobbers Janet over the head with the chair. Again & again Madonna slams the chair down on Janet's head. Janet pitifully tries to defend herself by raising her arms to cover her head as Madonna sends the chair crashing down on her head again. Janet drops her riding crop, and soon Madonna has her dazed on the mat lying beside the crop. Madonna relentlessly pounds Janet with the chair, only stopping to kick her opponent in the ribs from time to time. Janet rolls into quivering ball. Realizing Janet was in deep trouble, Madonna throws the chair to the ground, and pulls Janet to her feet. She tucks the groggy woman's head under her arm, and lifted her up into a suflex. Madonna held Janet in the air for an unusually long time, before falling back, and suflexing her to the mat. Janet grabs her lower back and withers on the mat. Madonna smiled, two minutes into the match, and she could pin Janet at any time. Of course Madonna was not going to be that merciful though.
She pulls Janet to her feet, and tosses her over the top rope. Janet's body made a loud smack as it hits the arena floor. Madonna follows Janet to the floor. She picks up the ring steps, carries them above her head and walks toward Janet. Janet lies face down on the ground, slowly rising to her hands & knees when Madonna dropped the stairs on her back. Janet was squashed like a bug and fell back to the floor.
Madonna then pulls a ladder from under the ring. Madonna stands the ladder up, and climbs to near the top rung of the ladder. Madonna dives off the ladder and lands on Janet's back, again squashing her like she was a pesky mosquito.
Madonna rolls her lifeless opponent into the ring. Now that Janet had absorbed
quite of bit if punishment Madonna felt it was time to bring the match to an end. Madonna peels the
skintight pants off Miss Nasty. Janet could do nothing to prevent any of the desires of the conquering blonde. Janet's only thoughts was to somehow escape from this manic, and this pain. Madonna
retrieves Janet’s abandoned riding crop, and
mounts Janet’s back, who is on all fours.
Madonna slaps Janet’s bare bottom with the
crop saying, “getty-up horsie” Janet knew what Madonna wanted, and slowly gave the conquering blonde a victory ride like a beaten down horse, while
Madonna slapped her ass repeatedly with the
crop.
Janet, in one last act of defiance, bucks the blonde off her
back and tries to mounts her first real offensive of the
match. Janet pounds the blonde's stomach with all her strength.
Madonna grunts in obvious pain as Janet knocked the breath out of her. The desparate blonde pushes Janet away and tries to find a moment to catch her breath.
Janet gets the riding crop and slashes Madonna's back a few times as she retreats.
Madonna’s friend, and
sometimes lover, Naomi Campbell comes to
ringside but her interference was not
necessary. Madonna turns the match back around
by throwing a handful of salt, from a hidden
pouch, into Janet’s eyes. Janet rubs her burning eyes trying to clear the salt from them. Madonna grabs the already badly dented chair, raises it above her head, and carefully measures Janet.
Madonna brings the chair down on Janet's head with a sickening thud. The audience all release a collective moan feeling the pain the superstar must have just felt.
Janet stood for just an instant after the chair's impact, then fell over like a tree. No one expected her to rise from that chair shot. Naomi slid a
table into the ring from ringside. Madonna
placed Janet on the table, and leaped on her from the top rope
with the steel chair leading the way.
Madonna’s impact on Janet breaks the table
in two. The blonde continues to lie on Janet's chest and pins Janet in the
middle of the wreckage.
Naomi joins Madonna in the ring
as the removes Janet’s corset, and begins to
massage & caress Janet’s nude body. Naomi sits on Janet's chest, plants a kiss on her lips, then fondles her breast while Madonna licks her sweaty snatch. Janet
comes to, but seemed to be enjoying the
ladies touch too much to protest. Maybe Janet’s former longtime
boyfriend, Rene’s accusations of Janet’s
lesbianism are true. Naomi whispers
something in Janet’s that brings a smile to the beaten diva's face.
The two friends rise off Janet, and extend a hand to
help Miss Jackson to her feet. Madonna
winks at Janet before leaving
with Naomi. Janet tries to conceal a sly grin and follows the two back to the dressing room.
Madonna (with Naomi Campbell's help) is our Queen of Extreme
Janet Jackson: Miss Jackson if you're Nasty!
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