BRITNEY SPEARS VS MARIAH CAREY
VS
Britney Spears (53%)
creams Mariah Carey
(47%) Mariah was entering the ring area
with the crowd already in a frenzy and
reigniting with cheers for her. When she
jumped over the top rope she noticed what
the commotion was about. Britney had
already entered and was playing the crowd
for all she was worth. Mainly the teen singer
was entertaining them with her girl next door
charm and outrageous outfit. "Oh puh-uke"
was Mariah's response mirrored with a
contemptuous look at Britney. Mariah was
dressed in a denim vest which hid a black
skimpy bra and denim square cut briefs
finished off with simple black ankle high
wrestling boots. Britney was wearing a pink
blouse with white collar and buttons, white
skirt, white with pink trimmed anklet socks
over white ankle high wrestling shoes. To
complete the innocent schoolgirl effect was a
white bonnet and her hair tied back in a
ponytail with a pink ribbon. Mariah undid her
vest and hiked her bra which barely contained
her breasts and tousled her long brunette
hair. Britney undid the blouse and
skirt to reveal a pink and white sports bra and
high cut white briefs. She handed them down
along with her bonnet to a ring hand. But not
just any ring hand as the startled expression
on Mariah indicated. It was Cameron
Diaz dressed in yellow floral two piece
summer outfit of top and micro dress with
yellow high heels.
Everyone knew the
animosity between Cameron and Mariah due
to Cameron's insulting remarks about
Mariah's music. Mostly that Hell must be
being tied up and forced to listen to Mariah
Carey music. Cam only blew a kiss and then
patted her ass at Mariah who fumed as
Britney snickered. She took Britney's clothes
and walked away from ringside as the bell
sounded. Britney bounded to the center as
Mariah slowly made her way fuming. She
was going to delight in destroying this upstart.
Not only were they competitors in the music
diva field but Britney had also upstaged with
her bra showing off her famous breasts that
hinted through the thin cotton. A rival in
music, looks, and now wrestling. "Not for
long sweetheart, I'm going to put your
wrestling career to a halt along with maybe
some of your looks", thought Mariah.
They went to lockup but Mariah slapped her side of
the head startling and embarrassing Britney.
Before she could react Mariah locked up with
her and pulled her into a front facelock then
delivered some knee lifts and axehandles.
Mariah had an evil grin enjoying this but
suddenly Britney grabbed her leg, tripping her
backwards and flipping over Mariah, while still
holding the leg and straining her hamstrings.
Mariah grabbed her leg, which was one of her
most effective weapons, as Britney leg
dropped her across the breasts. Britney went
to take in the audience and high-five Cam as
Mariah writhed on the floor. Britney jumped
on all corners then turned her attention back
to Mariah who had gotten to her knees.
Britney, with a new found confidence for the
novice fighter, went to attack the veteran
Mariah again. As she reached down for a
handful of hair, the veteran taught novice a
lesson when Mariah shot a forearm to
Britney's crotch. Britney dropped to her
knees red-faced facing the still kneeling
Mariah. Mariah humiliated the youngster with
slaps then pulled down her bra taking, bites of
her breasts while scratching them. She then
rose and went to work on her forehead with
solid fists. Britney's left eye was already
swelling. Britney was going to fight back in
kind sending her own forearm up to the crotch, but the
cagey Mariah saw this coming and trapped
her arm by squeezing it between her legs. She
hoisted Brit up by the arm and twisted it
letting fists crash down and legs swing up to
put it out of commission.
As she forced Brit
down she straddled her head with her legs
and flipped her into a figure four headscissor,
one of her favorite punishing moves and
allowing herself to catch a breather. Brit's
feet frantically stamped the floor as Mare put
on the pressure, rolling her over occasionally.
She also realized her bra was still pulled
down and put it back in place. It was on one
of these rollovers Brit escaped and on hands
and knees went for the ropes. Mare had
caught her by pulling the ribbon from her hair
and strangled her with it. Cameron slapped
the ring apron with encouragement. Mariah
only punished Britney more as she sent her
whipped to the ropes but stopped her dead in
her tracks with a lariat and knocking her flat on
her back. She now took Brit's leg, straining it
back as she kneed the hamstrings then went
for a figure four leglock. Brit somehow kicked
out and now Mare whipped her to the ropes.
Brit stumbled through the ropes and landed
on the concrete floor. Mare was right out
after her.
Mare stomped her as she sat on
the floor. Cam was right there and clobbered
her in the temple with a fist. Mare staggered
back letting Cam pick Brit off the floor. Mare
shook off the effects and realizing it was now
a two-on-one battle but didn't hesitate for a
breath as she approached the two. Cam
undid the straps of her high heels and flung
them off. Christina Applegate now joined the
ringside melee. She had lost to Mariah but
didn't feel much animosity toward her since
Jennifer Lopez interfered causing her to lose. [Click Here for the Story]
She knew all too well what a two on one
situation could result in and decided to give
Mariah a hand.
Cam sneered at Christina as
Mare waved her back. Christina obeyed,
seeing that for now Mare had the situation
under control. Cam and Mariah were now in
a slugfest which ended when Mariah rammed
Cameron's head into the ringpost. A goose egg
formed on her forehead as she fell back and
Mare went to work on her only to feel a
searing pain in her leg. Looking down she saw
Brit taking a chomp out of her leg. She
kicked her off and raised her up by the hair along with
Cam and rammed the two heads together. Cam's welt had split open
and blood sprayed on both Mariah and
Britney on impact, as it streamed down
Cameron's face.
Mariah massaged the
wound on her leg left by Brit's teeth as she
winked to acknowledge Christina and thank her
for being there. Mariah lifted Brit in a front
facelock ready to DDT her as Chris yelled a warning, but
not in enough time before Cam nailed Mare with a
chair. She fell to the floor with Brit's head still
locked delivering a weak DDT. Cam went to
ram the chair once more but Chritina went to
dropkick it back to her. Cam saw Christina's
actions and also saw she slipped on the
blood and sweat on the floor. Christina
caught herself and still tried to dropkicked her target but Cam
had timed it perfectly, swing the chair catching
the sides of Christina's legs. Christina landed
writhing in pain right in Mare's lap resting on
Mare's legs as Cam helped Brit roll away.
She helped her up and the actress an teen
singing star launched an all out attack as they
stomped and stomped on the two. On Cam's
instructions, Britney butt splashed both of
them while Cam stomped. They changed
their attack and each grabbed one of the
semiconscious battlers and rammed their
heads together not once, twice but three
times till now three out of four of the
combatants heads were split open. Still
holding on Cam to Chris and Brit to Mare
they bulldogged them face first on the
cement. Brit had her hands raised in victory
as Cam motioned that they weren't quite
through. Rolling over the two unconscious
women they both jumped up to the ring apron
and jumped off each landing on her foes
stomach with both feet. Both Chris and Mare
went into fetal positions in pain.
As Brit at
Cam's urging stomped them, Cam came back
with rope and with Brit's help they tied both
Chris and Mare to the ringpost. Cam also
had brought a boom box and a Britney
Spears CD. She played the music at full
volume and had Britney slap Mariah and
Christina arousing them into
semiconsciousness as the music blasted.
Britney and Cameron exited the area with
Cameron raising Britney's arms and hoisting
her on her shoulders.
Britney & Cameron Triumph
Mariah & Christina Falls
Mariah & Christina Applegate wage a tag team war over this defeat
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