Finally the ref
knocked on the dressing room door. Five minutes until fight time. Both fighters
would enter the ring at the same time. The crowd was curious as the fighters
arrived. Neither combatant seemed to have a decided edge in fans. As the ref gave
the final instructions, both fighters stared their opponent down. Roughly touching
gloves the fighters returned to their corners. Adrenaline flowed, followed by their rapid
breathing, their legs were a tad unsteady. The crowd rose as the bell dinged. The
fighters came out of their corners.
'No time like the present', thought Eva as she approached Gellar.
About 4 feet from Sarah, Eva launched a quick left handed slap toward Gellarís right cheek. TTHHHIFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!! was the sound of Eva's hand slicing through the air toward Sarah's cheek. Gellar was also lifting her right hand up when Gellar was rocked. Her head snapped backward as Eva's hand connected with her cheek. 'I was just rusty', thought Gellar trying to fight her panic.
Eva smiled at Sarah. "That was just a love tap Sarah. I own you." taunted Eva.
The slap was not lost on the fellow catfighters watching. When was the last time Eva hit someone that hard? 'Also check out the fit body', they were thinking. Eva stepped toward Sarah and grabbed 2 handfuls of blonde hair, pulling Gellar into Eva's body. Eva raised her right knee into Sarah's gut simultaneously. Gellar screamed and doubled over. Longoria yanked at Sarah's hair and again kneed Sarah.
Sarah wrapped her arms around Eva's waist and tackled Eva to the mat. Both fighters were rolling on the mat, trying to slap and punch without much success. Finally the women scrambled to their feet, and again Eva launched a quick right handed slap to Gellar's left cheek. Sweat flew from Gellar's head as Eva connected. Now Eva stepped in to Sarah's body. Eva's hands shot up in a claw position and attacked the breast of Gellar. Eva kneaded and gouged Sarah's breasts until Gellar connected with a right/left slap to Eva's face. Eva dropped her hold and circled.
"Now you're done!" shouted Gellar, as Eva smiled. Gellar tried a right handed slap, but Eva ducked. While ducking, Eva slammed her right fist deep into Sarah's kidney."UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" screamed Sarah, as her knees buckled. Eva continued her attack with a left/right slap combo into Gellar's unprotected face. Gellar was stunned and hurt. She tried to tie her smaller opponent up, hoping to muscle Eva into the ropes and do some damage.
Eva has often been outmuscled in the past. Often she has been forced into the corner where Eva took
terrible beating from her opponents. (Think Jennifer Love Hewitt). But not this
time. As Gellar pushed on Eva, Eva was like a sandbar in the ocean. Eva held her
ground, and used her elbows to batter Gellar's breasts and chin. Gellar had
no choice but to back off.
'Stay calm', thought Gellar. 'I will figure this out.' Then another left/right slap combo caught Sarah on her cheeks. Now Sarah was raising her hands to protect her face. Eva smiled as she slammed a right left combination into Gellar's belly. Sarah screamed as Eva bore in to tie up Gellar.
Eva whispered into Gellar's ear. "Sit-ups and crunches and running honey, then these punches won't hurt as much." Longoria slammed another left in to Gellar's gut. Longoria again hit 2 uncontested slaps into Gellar's face. Eva was content to fight close in and batter the larger opponent. Fellow catfighters watching were surprised at Eva's interior fighting skills. Eva continued to slap and punch Gellar at will.
Eva decided to show off another facet of her new fighting skill. Eva muscled the bigger opponent into the corner. Grabbing Gellar's nipples off and pressing her thighs against Sarah's thighs, Eva easily moved the battered Gellar into the corner. Sarah was confused and tired. Again a vicious left/right slap from Longoria found its mark on Sarah's bruised face. Eva shot a left/right fist to Gellar's gut, causing Sarah to drop her hands. Again Eva stepped in and slammed a left/right, left/right to Gellar's head. A final left/right salvo to Gellar's gut did the job. Sarah fell face first onto the mat.
Eva dropped to her knees rolled, Sarah onto her back, and
placed her knees on Sarah's arms. With the schoolgirl pin applied, the referee easily
counted the blonde out. The bell rings and Eva stood. She raised her arms in victory
over her unconscious opponent. Eva looked at the other catfighters in
attendance: Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Alba, and Cameron Diaz,
Eva looked at her fellow catfighters and realized all her hard work paid off. Respect shone in the eyes of her peers. No longer was she soft, weak, pampered, spoiled Eva Longoria. Sarah finally rose to all 4's, and Eva graciously helped her defeated opponent to her feet. Sarah and Eva hugged and then Sarah graciously raised Eva's arm as the crowd applauded. Sarah quickly left the ring to the victor allowing the applause to rain down on the winner.
Two days after the fight Commissioner Raquel Welch met with both fighters. For Sarah, Raquel was sympathetic, but firm. Should Sarah wish to continue, she would have to fight on undercards. She would be compensated at $25,000 per match. Victories would result in an upgrade of status. Sarah hugged Raquel and apologized for her showing. Sarah was undecided as to a possible match against Carrie Underwood.
Raquel's meeting with Eva was considerably more comfortable. Shortly after Eva
arrived a catered lunch was delivered. Raquel congratulated Eva on her return to
main event catfighting. As the two ladies ate and drank, Raquel suggested a
starting salary of $500,000 per match. Eva accepted. Money was not the object. Eva
wanted to regain all of her respect. For Eva the only way to do that was to meet
and defeat Jennifer Love Hewitt. Raquel Welch, ever the smart business woman, knew
that a Hewitt-Longoria 3 would bring millions. But Raquel told Eva that fight
would be a few fights away. Both women would meet in the near future to establish a fight for Eva.
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