EVA LONGORIA vs JADA PINKETT SMITH

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Eva Longoria's impressive victory over Sarah Michelle Gellar was the talk of the catfight world. Eva easily destroyed the legendary fighter. As a result Raquel Welch bumped Eva's fight status up to prime contender.

Raquel was attempting to find a match for Eva, but all of a sudden potential opponents became unavailable. Gwen Stefani decided to go back into the studio. Penelope Cruz decided to stay on the easily competitive European tour. Raquel thought the attractive feisty Longoria was a real money maker. However Raquel knew that Eva was not ready to tangle with Jennifer Love Hewitt at this stage of Eva's comeback. Potential new fighters like Carrie Underwood did not have the resume for Eva.

Finally Raquel contacted Jada Pinkett Smith. Smith was a slashing, nasty fighter. Jada had an arrogant attitude that projected well in the ring. This attitude would offset Eva's more quiet, but professional style. Besides the catfight league had gone a long time without a nasty Black/Hispanic tussle.

Both women agreed to the match without hesitation. Jada needed a win. For all of Jada's bluster, her record was very modest. Her most recent match was a loss to Eva Mendes. It was a match where Jada let victory slip away. Defeating Longoria would re-establish Pinkett as an elite fighter and assure big paydays. Longoria wanted the match because she simply disliked Smith. Eva thought the tiny dynamic Black woman was a crude egotistical women, who talked a tough fight and could not back up her talk.

Both fighters had similar styles. They are quick with their fists, yet due to their small frames, their punching power was limited. Eva was 4 years younger, 2 inches taller, and perhaps 5 pounds heavier than Smith. Smaller catfighters had to get inside their opponents to fight well.

So both women trained with their sparring partners working their sparring partners body with quick punches then slaps to the face and gouging of the breasts. Eva sparred with her friend Teri Hatcher. Other fighters noticed the bruises and swollen breasts on Teri in the shower room when she showered. Perhaps the thought of Eva's weak punching was not accurate. Jada was sparring with Stacey Dash. Many were mystified by the selection of Stacey. Stacey was taller and much slower, although Stacey had a good punch. Other catfighters had their training interrupted as Stacey landed hard punches to Jada's ribs and belly.

The fighters trained for 2 weeks. Both fighters were mentally and physically ready for combat. Both women attempted to intimidate the other at the weigh in. Smith weighed in at 100 pounds and stood exactly 5 feet tall. As Smith weighted in, she flexed her muscles toward Eva and turned her chiseled brown body towards Longoria. Eva smiled confidently at Jada and walked toward the scales, only to bump into smith hard. Some pushing, shoving and nasty trash talk ensued. Both fighters were happy to burn off a bit of excess energy and nerves. Eva weighed in at 105 pounds and stood 5 ft 2 inches.

The combatants arrived 2 hours early for the fight. Well wishers helped pass the time. Then trainers stretched out the fighters. Both women new that a victory would enhance their career. Eva wanted to continue her impressive comeback. Eva felt some pressure as other latina fighters such as Jennifer Lopez, Eva Mendes, and Cameron Diaz, who were dominating the catfighting game. Also not to mention that soon Jessica Alba would return from her pregnancy.

Smith needed a win. Jada heard all the whispers that she could talk, but not fight. Many fighters resented the big money fights Smith received with such a mediocre record.

Ten minutes before the fight legendary catfighters were introduced to an appreciative crowd. Women like Loni Anderson, Martine Beswick, Raquel Welch, and Alyssa Milano, all received a warm welcome. These were the women that made the mulit million dollar catfights possible today.

Smith entered first. Jada looked stunning in a black sports bra, with skin tight black bike shorts and red knee high wrestling boots. Her shiny black hair went cascading to her shoulders. Jada raised both arms over her head and walked confidently in the ring as she was introduced to a warm welcome.

Eva then entered wearing a powder blue sports bra, black bike shorts and knee high black wrestling boots. Eva smiled with her hands clasped over her head as she was introduced. Both fighter stared each other down as the ref gave final instructions. The women roughly tapped their finger less gloves at each other and returned to their corners.

Both women were on the edge of hyperventilation as the bell rang. The tiny dynamos charged at each other, looking to seize the advantage. Eva scored with a sharp left handed slap to Smith's right cheek. Not to be out done, Jada slammed her fist deep into Eva's belly. The fighters then circled talking to each other. The term bitch, whore as well as many ethnic names were hurled.

The fighters at the same instance locked up in a collar and elbow. Their backs bent 90 degrees each girl struggled with the other for an advantage. Finally Eva pulled Jada in close to her body. Eva immediately dropped the collar and elbow lock up, and slammed a hard right/left combination to Jada's ribs.

Eva smiled as Smith groaned and furthered seized her advantage landing two hard bitch slaps to Smith's face. Perspiration flew from Jada's head as the slaps landed, and sent a sharp TWACKK echoing through the coliseum.

Jada rallied as she curled her right hand and grabbed Eva's left breast. Eva howled like a dog at the moon, as Smith's strong hands did damage to Eva's breast. Eva managed to slap Smith's face again, causing Smith to retreat.

At this point of the fight Eva felt very confident. Her punches and slaps were landing. She felt she was getting the better of her opponent. Smith had her hands up and launched a long left handed slap toward Eva's right cheek. Eva saw this coming and easily ducked under the slap and like pistons, her fists slammed into Smith's belly od Smith. Again Smith retreated shaking her head that Eva did not hurt her. Eva smiled knowing the truth.

Smith stepped left and Eva quickly stepped right cutting off Smith and again landed a right/left slap combination to Smith's face. Puzzled Smith tied up Eva, but Eva launched her left knee hard into Smith's gut.

All catfighters know assaulting the body slows the attack from your opponent. Finally Smith landed a punch to Eva's ribs. Eva grunted, but the punch lacked the gusto it should have. Eva pressed her advantage with a two handed shove to pushed her opponent into the side ropes.

Eva pressed against Jada, breast to breast. Smith tried to push Eva away, to no avail. Eva had shown great improvement in the inside fighting area of her game. No longer could opponents toss her aside. Eva now possessed a strong fit body and easily kept Smith pinned against the ropes. Eva pounded the ribs and kidneys with four left/right combinations. UGH UGH rasped smith as she laid her head against Eva's left shoulder.

Smith tried to get her right arm under Eva's left armpit to neutralize some of Eva's attack. Eva would have none of this. A quick right handed slap Smith's face of Smith caused to flinch, then her right arm fell harmlessly to her side.

The other catfighters understood that it looked like Eva was about to finish her hated opponent. Another right/left combination to the ribs should caused Smith to slowly sink to the mat. Eva straddled her opponent and relentlessly bitch slapped the pinned opponent. Smith was in a panic. Smith was trying to fight off unconsciousness as her eyes started to roll back into her head from the beating. Finally Smith went limp. Eva sat on her exhausted opponent as the referee slapped the mat 3 times.

Perhaps the victory over Gellar was a fluke, but another impressive win for Longoria could not be ignored. Eva completely dominated Jada Pinkett Smith. Jada, like Sarah, could not begin to mount any offense against Longoria's defense. After the ref counted Jada out, Eva stood with arms raised. "Mission accomplished," thought Eva. “Just a couple more fights and perhaps Hewitt.”


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