Melyssa Ford vs Ki Toy Johnson
The Best of Friends
A Lady's Agreement
VS
The 2005 VIBE. Awards were planned to the last detail; the venue, seating,
lighting, audio, video the menu everything was perfect. However as the old
nursery rhyme goes "along came a spider" some fool decides to take a swing at
Dr. Dre as he is walking to the front to receive a Life Time Achievement Award
then all hell breaks loose! Chairs fists and chairs fly even knives drawn and
much to Q's and his fellow producers and promoters chagrin 3/4 of the guest
left, in a hurry. As one over zealous and a tipsy young lady said at the end
of the Broadcast when Tyra Banks was attempting to accept an Award for Alicia
Keys in her absence; "Alicia Gown". Evidently Ms. Keys was raised in the
boushie section of Hell's Kitchen;-).
Poor "Q" (Quincy Jones) deserved better even Dre felt worse for the old
maestro so even though he was shaken and very pissed he agrees to go though
with the acceptance in an edited version of the broadcast.
A few loyalist and some celebrities who were too drunk to drive agree to stay
and help the show to go on. Plus the small riot did not shake the Brigade of
video vixens that had seen much worse down through the years at parties clubs
and even on the set of video shoots. That night belonged to the Video Vixens
for several reasons; the VIP tables up front were abandoned and only they
could fill those places in force hence they got more face time on camera than
they would normally get in a year's worth of shoots. Last but not least the
most astute, intelligent, eloquent and timely acceptance speech or really
speech of any kind, came from the full supple lips of a member of their ranks;
one Ms. Ki Toy "The Body" Johnson the recipient of the Video Vixen Award.
Ki Toy's offering was the highlight of the evening and no one was happier for
her than her friend, colleague and fellow nominee Ms. Melyssa "Jessica Rabbit"
Ford. However being a nominee Melyssa would have liked to win herself (she is
after all human) but if she was not to be "the one" then she would want it to
be her friend.
After the show the parting ensued "all night long", neither Ki Toy Or Mel is known to be a heavy drinker; social or otherwise but it was Ki Toy's
night, it was the vixens night and they were going to as the old heads would
say "paint the town red!". The ladies went from party to party to party
"sippin' jus' a lil Champagne here and a lil there" until there were both
uncharacteristically drunk in a "maf()%@h!" Consequently they were not both
too drunk to drive nor could they remember what hotel they were staying so
they hailed a cab and taken to the nearest nice Holiday Inn by an Indian Taxi
driver, a one Mr. William P. Goupspeeday, PhD. Mr. Goupspeeday was an out of
work nuclear physicist and only driving a cab to make ends meet until he got
that phone call from NASA.
The lady's were giggling low laughing aloud and falling all over each other;
both amused because of their inability to remember where they were staying.
With slurred speech and loss of inhibition the two beauties assaulted each
other playfully with vernacular not common to either of them:
"Melly Mel you know what?"
"What?"
"You are my favorite b!%@# in the whole wide world" (a half burp half a hiccup
followed Ki Toy's statement with a God Awful smell not far behind) opps excuse
me!" The Queen Vixen said giggling even more.
"Ditto Ki I feel the same way 'bout you to you is the coolest h@# I know.
D@^^% I'm a f()@%in' poet and don't know it!" The both broke into silly
laughter for an extended period and then a sudden silence.
Ki Toy sat stoic glaring forward, her eyes red and glazed; red from the
countless sips of bubbly she ingested throughout the night and early morning.
But glazed because her heart was broken, realizing that no matter how gifted a
problem solver she had been in the past she could not figure out how she could
share her coveted prize with her dearest friend. Ki Toy tried to pull Melyssa
up on stage but alas to no avail because "that proud, stubborn, West Indian,
Canadian hefa yanked away from me" she thought. When women are as close as
sisters they feel each other's pain and Ki Toy could feel Mel's. No one worked
as hard as Melyssa Ford appeared on as many magazine covers, traveled as
countless miles on a zillion different video shots that began to all feel the
same. Well except the south of France. Not that Ki Toy and the other ladies in
the business did not work hard it's just that everyone in the business knew
that Mel could almost taste the award. Her only consolation was that the award
went to someone she loved.
Melyssa stared out the heavily tinted window of the modified continental cab
cascading her fingers as if she was looking through closed blinds. The silence
was broken by her dear friend Ki Toy.
"Melyssa I have an idea ... "
"Look Toy I know what you are going to say and you need to quit being so soft
hearted! No joint custody or no s#!% like that!; I mean d@^^n it's not a
f()2%in' child it's just an award! I'll try again next time."
"B!%@# will you just here me out!"
"What?!"
"Let's wrestle for it"
"What?!" Melyssa turned toward Ki Toy with eyes wide and glaring. "See b!%@#
that what you get for goin' against yo' 'precipuls' Here you are drunk in
Mu@%#@ talking some dumb s#!% 'bout wrasslin" Too much f()25in Champagne", she
said almost in a sage like manor turning back toward the night lights,
stationary buildings and contra flow of traffic.
"Listen Mel, am I sexier than you, a better dancer or actress?"
"What?!" Melyssa said half turning back toward Ki Toy with a 'what tha F()@%
is this b!%@# talking about now' look on her face.
"Do I look better in ta dress a bathing suit or a thong?"
"Get to the point Ki Toy cause girl you are giving me a headache" she said with
a hurry up gesture of her right hand.
"Ok how do those women in those Battle Clan stories we read on line settle
their differences whether they are friends or enemies?"
"Hear me out girl?" Ki said slurring her words but speaking with great passion
and conviction. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder right?" At the same time
if we both did not think we were "The S#!% we would not even enter these kind
of contests nor even be in the business. But the s#!% is arbitrary cause all
about some bodies opinion of our bodies and s#!% so I figure the only way we
can prove that one body is better than the other is that on conquers the
other."
"Ok Ki I heard you out now hear me; you remember that s#1% between Tyra and
Naomi?"
Ki Toy nodded eager for Melyssa's next line. "Tyra declined remember?"
"Yes I remember"
"And you assumed she was smart because "a girl would be a fool to get all
banged up scratched up and beat up in the middle of a great career over some
ghetto bull s#!%""
"Right you said that s#!% ?"
"Yes I said that s#!% Oopss excuse my French" said the elder vixen who suddenly
realized the Champagne released a demon in her tongue.
"Yeah so since you said that why should we mess ourselves up for some bull s#!%
award?"
"Look let me explain the difference , let me break it down to a gurl!"
"Ok ok let it be broke the h@#!"
"You and me are friends we don't have beef we are however competitors and want
the same things. If we were in a race and I ran across the finish line before
you or if we were playing tennis and I got more points you would hate losing
but you could swallow it better than some arbitrary decision by a body of
people who don't understand or lest be honest here even really respect what we
do. And lets not fool ourselves that award and many more that we will compete
for will be about our bodies and how they are perceived by horny men and
jealous women. But if we compete body against body woman to woman no horny men
no lazy @$$ lesser women your conditioning vs my conditioning until one of us
breaks then we will know ; then I will know" she said in a heart revealing
statement. Ki Toy had not only been reading the fiction created by Deacon she
had also been reading the female fight philosophies of the woman Amber Janai
who calls herself "The Stripfighter" She teaches that the pinnacle of a
females sensuality is her ability to painfully force another woman to
surrender verbally as one woman places her opponent's body on sexual display
through painful contortion and at the same time showing off her own during
this aggressive activity of grappling. Hence win are lose both women are sexy,
strong and intelligent without the approval of men and without lesbian
activity.
"Look Mel just wrestling; nothing to the face no kicking , no scratching, no
biting , no head butts, no gouging, fish hooking, no breast attacks no vaginal
or buttock assaults, just wrestling. Win by verbal submission 7 falls best 4
out of 7 or 6 even and the 7th decides the winner and if I lose I will give
you my award no strings. You know this is not a trick, this is me girl and you
know I would not hurt you." Ki Toy said caressing her friends had and tenderly
smiling..
"Girl I know you would not try to pull any thing , but ..."
"Well if your scared I understand that too" Ki said sarcastically while now
playfully patting Melyssa on the knee.
What? Said Melyssa turning up her lip and flaring her nose as if a bad odor
had pass by suddenly.
"Tell you what Ms. Ki Toy Johnson" she said with a half smile, keep your
little award and I will wrestle you anyway so that you can know for yourself
who has the Better Body."
"OK now you talkin' and may the best woman win" said Ki Toy slurring almost
every word. Ki Toy was is a bit of a health nut so she never drank except
tonight it was special and after sipping all night and into the next day she
was a little special too.
"Wait a minute gurl! Don't I get some say so over the rules?" asked Melyssa
holding up one finger while her voluptuous body swayed back and for like a palm
tree in a tropical night breeze.
"What what you want gurl?"
"Only way we can really test the bodies is ... (a short alcohol induced pause
in between accompanied by the traditional hickup) we do the wrestling holds ,
body slams and body shotzzz."
"I'm with that just no s#!% to the face B!%@#"
"Oh B!%@# you know you my girl and I ain't gonna f()@% up you prily lil face.
But I will put some pressure on yo body to make you quit d@^^!% LOL!" She
proclaimed with a sloppy laugh.
"Awe Trick, you think you gonna get some body but you just gonna get got!"
"Ok so what rules do you want?" asked Ki Toy.
Melyssa gave her a list that pretty much shocked Ki Toy who was surprised that
her friend knew that much about hand to hand combat. Though surprised she was
not worried; Ki Toy had confidence in her skill and toughness even after
becoming drunk.
The Rules:
Nothing to the face; no punching, scratching or clawing; though they did agree
that they could use smothering techniques.
No throat chokes, No gauging, No biting, No Head Butts, No Breast attacks, No
Vaginal Attacks, no spinal attack like pile drivers, cherry bombs, power
bombs, tomb stones stone cold stunners etc
All wrestling, judo and jiu jitsu holds allowed, flips , slams, back breakers,
nerve muscle, body and limb locks allowed.
The best three out of five falls , win by submission or call of the ref.
"But who would referee this free style intoxication match?"
"Hey we need a ref" proclaimed Melyssa.
"You right gurl!" Ki toy agreed "lets get Esther to do it!" Referring to
Esther Baxter their fellow model and Video Vixen.
"B!%@# we don't even know where Esther is.. h#!! we don't even know where the
f()@% we is" exclaimed Melyssa. Then the both broke into laughter falling all
over one another.
"Hey how about Mr. Guguu there", suggested Ki sloppily.
"Who the cab driver?!" asked Melyssa with a bit of a confused look.
"Yeah!" they both said with a drunken light bulb just came on expression.
"Who me?" asked displaying a delighted and surprised grin through the rearview
mirror Mr. Goupspeeday.
From that point on the rest of the early morning was a comedy of errors so to
speak.
They found an out of the way hotel on the outskirts of town, secured a suit
and had Mr. Goupspeeday clear a space and pad the surrounding furniture with
sheets and blankets.
There was not much space to wrestle but not that much was needed. Neither lady
was the type to back up or run and they would engage each other until one of
them broke.
It was not a matter of being "street tough" for either of them it was merely a
matter of being determined and never retreating no matter what. Both women
were at the top of their game and had attained the success they did because
they had this attitude.
They both discarded any decorative ornaments and whatever they had not
attained naturally and kicked of their shoes. They faced one another and
started towards each
other until ...
"Hold up B!%@#" demanded Ki Toy raising the palm of her hand toward Mel like a
traffic cop.
"What now? Cold feet?"
"H#!! no I just want to take off my s#!% first. Do you know how much this
outfit cost?" said Ki Toy as she disrobed. Mr. Goupspeeday wisely said nothing
he only stood by in silent ecstacy with his fingers interlaced in front of him
praying he was hiding a near painful sophomoric erection.
"Good lookin' out gurl I don't want to mess my s#!% up either", said Mel as she
followed her friend in taking off her expensive garments. They both decided
that they also were very fond of their bras so they removed them also. Though
alcohol makes it's partakers uninhibited and foolish in many ways these two
ladies no matter how drunk were not about to mess up expensive designer
originals.
The Fight
Though inebriated both women were more than ready for the battle at least
emotionally. What I mean is they new they were not angry with one another,
their feelings were not mixed there was much love between them , a kind of
sisterly love. However because they were both competitors and both teaming
with high self esteem a kind of "sibling rivalry" so to speak was underneath
the surface of their relationship. Rivalry that dictated that "there could
only be one".
Mr. Goupseeday gave a simple verbal command; Fight! They rushed toward each
other like two eager pit bulls and their chassis echoed the sexy sound of
unaccented physiques colliding.
They enjoined in tight mutual head locks reminiscent of muy tai fighter
because the immediately started to work each other's thigh and ribs with their
knees and feet causing there voluptuous . Periodically they would seek to trip
each other to the deck but even through their alcohol induced states their
keen since of balance kept them on their feet.
To some it might sound a bit boring but Mr. Goupseeday reported quite an "eye
full": ample sweat glazed breasts pressed hard against each other battle
hardened lobe to battle hardened lobe, their v-shaped torsos contracting
sinewy excellence, their soft feminine six packs moving with epigastric appeal
and with every lower limb onrush and defensive move their luscious thighs and
juicy volute glutei tussled for sensuous superiority.
All of this artistic grappling was accompanied by the sexy growling sounds
heard only when two magnificent she-predators are locked in a struggle for
dominance.
The first break in the action came from Ki Toy who raised her mighty legs
enveloped them around the upper part of Melyssa's "wasp waist" then clasped it
with a malicious scissor lock that dampened Mel's growling to high pitched
howls indicating lower rib cage pressure and the loss of precious air.
Melyssa could not endure this hold for long and she had to do something quick
or she would be out in the first round. Though Mel was in a bad way she did
not relinquish her head lock because she knew she was applying some pressure
to Ki Toy keeping her scissor hold from being as devastating as it could have
been. Suddenly like an elevator that lost power for traction Melyssa dropped
to one knee aiming Ki Toys tail bone to the crest of the other. This
unforgiving move was called by pr wrestlers a "Reverse Atomic Drop" and it
more than accomplished it's goal.
"Oh B!@%#!" Ki Toy cried as her lovely legs went limp to the padded deck; her
spine rang from her tail bone to the nap of her neck and her matchless behind
was a quiver with pain. Ki Toy would have melted to the floor like ice cream
in a microwave but Mel held here up in order to impose her will on Ki even
more. Helpless Ki Toy could only await Melyssa's next move which would
probably precede the end of the match.
Both women had determined that the other was too dangerous an opponent to let
go for more rounds so they each had plans to take the other out early with
some devastating or debilitating move or hold.
Melyssa quicky repositioned her self to change her head lock into a modified
bear hug. Placing herself on the side of Ki Toy, Mel rested the right side of
her face on Ki 'toy's right shoulder blade wrapped her arms underneath Ki Toy's
left across her back and right across the brow beauty's breasts at the
nipples. Sealing the hold with her hands clasped together and her knuckles
driving into Ki Toy's arm pit. Melyssa pressed her sexy opponent into the wall
with her pelvis restricting Ki Toys movement and then the pain began.
With the force and precision of a piston driven machine Melyssa thrust her
right knee into Ki's solar plexis alternating her left knee with equal force
into Ki's right kidney with her left knee.
Several thing were happening to Ki Toy that she could not stop; she lost he
breath from the repeated attacks to her solar plexis, chest was sore from the
constriction, she was dizzy from her circulation loss because of Mel's
knuckles pressing the artery under her arm pit and last but certainly not
least she could not react to the multiple attack because she was trying to
hold control over her bladder after several clean knee shots to her kidneys.
Endure or give up were Ki Toy's only choices, not being a "quiter" Ki Toy took
the pain. However this did not prevent her humanity and womanhood from crying
out. Whimppering , tears snot and hanging spital cause the Video Vixen to look
like a crack head going through withdrawal.
Seeking to hurry the process leading to her friend-foe's surrender Melyssa
started to talk to Ki Toy to the cadence of every knee strike , "Give it up
H@#! Give it up B!%@#! Give it up H@#! Give it up B!%@#! Give it up H@#! Give
it up B!%@#!"
Every once in a while Ki Toy would issue a weak sounding albeit resolute
response between gasps for air ; "Never, never, never give up".
Finally Melyssa simply grew weary of whoopn' Ki Toy's @$$, her arms like
spaggetti and her legs became heavy like sacks of sand. Luckily she had
battered her fellow bikini model so badly that all she had to do is press Ki
Toy against the wall with her body while she caught her second wind. Because
Melyssa was in such marvelous shape it did not take long for her to recover so
she started repositioning herself for the "coupe de gras". One problem existed
Ki Toy had caught her breath also and was waiting for her chance to strike.
Meylssa's large and delicious mammarys were divided between Ki Toys right arm
at the joint while her breast bone was pressing dead center. Ki Toy with e
speed of a mongoose viced Melyssa's right tit and secure the breast lock by
finger lock with her left hand coming around Melyssa's head contorting Mel's
neck. Melyssa's immediate reaction besides a blood curdling scream was to try
and reach for Ki's breast but Ki anticipated the move and merely stood on the
balls of her feet which increase Mel's pain. It was obvious that Melyssa was
about to submit but be for she could get the word out Ki Toy released the hold
converted and preformed a "belly to belly suflex" hoisting her sexy foe over
her head backwards. Melyssa landed in two parts first on the back of her head
and neck and then her butt hit the deck. Her head and neck throbbed and her
wind was gone; Mel wanted to give up but her ability to communicate was
temporarily impaired. Ki Toy launched a back flip into Melyssa's mid sction
causing Melyssa to loose what little oxygen she had left in her body the she
inverted her self and with python like speed locked on a scull crushing head
scissor which caught Melyysa between the lower jaw and the carotid arteries.
Melyssa's response was quick and maybe even involuntary however she rammed her
knee into Ki Toy's head seeking release from Ms. Johnson's constrictor-like
hold, then she wrapped her thighs about Ki Toys face in a mutual lock and it
was on! Melyssa's legsa were at an angle while Ki Toy's was straight out.
Mr. Goupspeeday was almost over come with ecstacy and this erotic sight though
there was no pleasure derived from it by the ladies. Goupspeedy tugged at his
collar indicating that the well air conditioned room was suddenly a very warm
place and he began to speak to himself out loud;
"Oh My! I feel I should maybe I go to the rest room and relieve my loins. Oh
but if I do that I will miss the action and I cannot declare a "vinner" , this
would be a very very bad thing I think I will stay"
Both women though of torso attacks to escape the excruciating crushing of
their heads and necks but the pain dictated they try to part each other's
thigh directly.
Melyssa was hoping that Ki Toy release first on principle; she knew her friend
well and figured Ki Toy would stop because she though the idea of having her
head between another woman's head was disgusting. She was hoping that Ki Toy's
Christian conservative values would over take he will to win. No such luck;
just when she was having that thought Ki Toy tightened her mighty leg lock by
crossing her toes while intermittently contracting her legendary sweat
embellished glutei.
While Ki Toy's belly contracted like liquid chocolate Melyssa's became more
epigastric and after five minutes all movement and sound stopped and Melyssa's
legs relaxed yet Ki Toy's remained rock solid. Mr. Goupspeeday was panic
stricken and he rushed to check on both women; "Ms. Ford? Ms. Ki Toy? Are you
alright? He said touching them gently on their thighs.
Suddenly Ki Toy began to cough like a smoker the gasped and swallowed much
needed air still not letting go of her victim.
"Did she give?" Ki Toy asked choking
"No ma'am but I think she is out and you are not, so I would say that you won.
So please ma'am let her go " he offered.
"Oh my God yes!" Ki Toy said unlocking her twin pythons from her fallen
friends head. Ki Toy spun around with all haste to cradle the head of her best
friend, she stroked Melyssa's face pleading with her to wake up. Abruptly
Melyssa inhaled making a high pitched sound her lovely tea colored eyes opened
wide and then she started to cough violently.
"Oh Baby you pk?!" asked Ki Toy with tears.
Melyssa placed her hand between their faces and said sarcastically "Hold up
B!%@#! You know Ms. Ford is Strictly D!@%ly" Both belles broke into
uncontrolled laughter that caused both of them to resume coughing again.
"You got me Boo you are the best" Melyssa admitted. "For now" she added after
a disarming pause. Ki Toy smiled and nodded with a when ever you are ready
look on her face.
"I love the way you moved " Came a "ring tone" from across the room it was Ki
Toys phone she answered it.
"Ki Toy here, Hi Sweetie, Mmmm hmmm yes , what? Who? For how much?... well we
can't pass that up can we? Oh I see well she is here with me now. Yes, well
tell him I will get back to and so will she."
"Who was that?" questioned Melyssa in a mostly sober from sweating in the
fight type tone.
"My assistant, she heard from a Deacon of The Battle Clan who wants us to
wrestle in a charity tournament."
"What, Deacon the writer is making matches?!" Melyssa exclaimed scrunching up
her nose.
"Yeah girl, the Battle clan is offering $10K to every participants' favorite
charity and $5k more to each winner.
"Huh?!Baby count me in!"
"Get this we have been challenged to a tag team match by Buffie and Esther"
"What! They don't want none of this" she exclaimed placing her arm around Ki
Toy.
They gazed at each other in the mirror across the room and burst into childish
laughter.
Deacon
BACK TO THE CELEBRITIES
TO VANESSA BLUE
TO BAI LING
TO MELYSSA FORD
