Nightmares of Futures Past
vs 
The Mexican Matron, Salma Hayek vs. The Icon, Madonna
The Present...
It can't end like this, not already!?!?! Fuckin BLACK BITCH!!!! I swearrrr... I swearrrr you'll pay for this... one day "AHHH!!!! STOP!!!! Penelope! PenePPPP-FUCK!" I can't take anymore... I can't take anymore... I can't take anymore... I can't "Geese... help meh..." Penelipe... Pennnn... I'm sorry... I'm just... everything...
She could barely make heads or tails of everything as her air was being cut off. Stacey Dash? Salma didn't even know shit about her, not really, but she swore that since she wanted to get even with Vivica, that Stacey and her wanna-be White girl friend, Traci! Would be perfect to help her continue to tighten the noose around Vivica and the rest of those DUMB CUNTS that Geese had gathered! But she never expected this... both Stacey and Traci Bingham, absolutely freaked out before she could even explain! Yes, her and Penelope had beaten the shit out of their mutual Black Playboy Bunny pals Renee and Rosie Tenison, but the two bitches wouldn't fuckin LISTEN! So? They had to be taken care of.
Nowhere in there... did Salma or Penelope... honestly think that if two of the four bitches that had come to Sin City to search for Vivica, were so hellbent on "Tell me where the fuck that traitor IS!" It never dawned on Salma, that the other two would probably freak out as well and simply go straight to "We don't give a fuck about YOU! Just tell us where the hell Vivica is so she can get whats coming to her!"
Even as everything went blurry, Salma saw the faint fringes of... Traci... NOOOOH!?!? Pen, fuck... Salma tried to fight it off, but she just couldn't take anymore... How could we lose... to you two... CUNTS!!!! I knew it... Salma had no more fight and no more worries as she blacked out... this is why I needed him...
A blur of light? Sounds... she didn't know anymore... all she felt was exhaustion... but Salma knew that someone... was trying... she could make out a... blur... but the voice... Thank God... Salma could recognize the voice, but... Stacey had really did a number on her... but to here... the sound of Penelope's voice... to hear her... pleading... worried... Salma tried to fight through it, but... she was immediately thrown for a loop as she remembered how she had coached Jennifer... and that coaching paid off when she beat both Chiaki and Lucy at the Diner... but now, BUT NOW!?!? She was on the other fuckin end! Beaten the fuck up, CHOKED OUT WITH HER OWN FUCKIN SHIRT!!!! USING HER OWN FUCKIN TITS!?!?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!! FUCK WAS STACEY DASH!?!? HOW... how... how did she beat meh... I can't... believe this shhhhhhhit...
"SALMAH!?!?" Penelope actually flailed her arms in absolute panic! Then she held the sides of her head "Please WAKE UP! C'mon... c'mon, I'll... I'll take care of you! I'll get you outta here!" Penelope was still all fucked up from her fight with Traci. It was only the shit that was said to her by Salma the night before, earlier this MORNING! And the shit that went on at the Diner! This is HIS FAULT! No sooner did he give her th "SHIT!" That's what it was... you! Penelope bit back her tears as she remembered how Geese gave Salma the exact handcuffs that CAT had used to!?!? U SON-OF-A-BITCH!?!?! U, Penelope caressed Salma's face as she actually heard Salma moan for him and she told Salma softly "Noh, noh, don't u understand Salma? He tricked u! He gave u the cuffs, to undermine your confidence! He knew that if you saw the cuffs! Ohhh," she looked around wild-eyed "DAMN HIM! I'm gonna fuckin re-arrange his FACE! C'mon Salma.. lemme" Penelope reached down "get u back 2 the room. Just hold on" "Geese, help meh" "Damn him, he set u up!" Penelope hoisted Salma over her shoulder and made for the door, leaving both Tenison's still laid out on the breakfast tables... still knocked out from the ass whipping that the two Latina bitches gave them...
Penelope knew full well, he did that shit because you were the reason why his fuckin Bitch Queen's got beaten the fuck up! I KNEW IT! I'm gonna fix his little red-wagon when I "Just hang on Salma. We'll get you back to the, nothing to see here, JUST IGNORE MEH, THANKS!" Just, I'll take you to Jenn's room! I gotta get away from these fuckin "NOTHING TO SEE, OK! THANK U!"
But as Penelope was carrying her best friend to safety... and vowing to beat the crap out of Geese... Salma was stuck in...
The Past...
So I finally lost? Pfft, well this SUCKS! No... its... ironic... I got what I gave... I don't even know what the fuck Stacey Dash is good for!? And is it Stacey or Stacy? Fuck cares anyway!?!? BITCH! I'm gonna get you for this SHIT! Nobody knocks me the FUCK OUT! Ok... not too many people... Hmpf, I started off so fuckin promising... I started off, owning this fuckin league. I remember when I finally got that fuckin call... when Stone Rage fuckin called me up, I was as happy as a pig in slop! Who was it? Who the fuck was my... and look at what eventually happened... where did I go wrong? Did it really start as soon as I fuckin, IT WAS MADONNA! THAT'S RIGHT! More basura! Tired ass, skank-ass, MADONNA! She's the fuckin Crypt Ceeper of this fuckin League! Does she like, feed off of White male blood and shit to keep that Lich Queen heart of hers pumping that oily fuckin blood through her nasty ass veins! Shriveled up piece of shit! I still remember how I owned her ass! Tired TRAMP!
Salma approached the ring, smiling like the cat that ate the canary while Madonna was waiting in the ring with obvious disdain. Look at this bitch, Salma smirked to herself. Dried up old HAG! They probably need to lube her fuckin joints just to make sure she can WALK! God, I'm trying to imagine the smell of this bitches CUNT!?!? Thousand year old SOCK SMELLIN SNATCH! Better not let her put me in ANY POSITION where I end up between her LEGS! That's instant Hell Murder right there!
Madonna could see the scowl on Salma's face. Or was it a total lack of regard and respect. Another newbie, just like me. She's lookin a little too fuckin confident about herself. We'll see how arrogant you are you fuckin piece of shit actress! I don't even know what the fuck makes her a so-called celebrity besides those big-ass tits! She needs to be working off the Strip in one of the clubs, shakin her shit!
The ref kept Madonna back as Salma made her way and gave her another look of utter contempt "What are you looking at?" Madonna yelled!
"I'm still trying to figure it out, douche-bag blonde!" Salma wasted no time in powering past the ref and clothelining the crap out of MADONNA "C'mon U OLD FART! Time to air this place out!"
Madonna was quick to get back up and charge at Salma "KEEP TALKING SHIT! OVERPRICED JANITOR!"
Salma cried out as Madonna drove her back towards the ropes, then as soon as they hit! She shot the mouthy Mexican off the ropes with an irish whip! Salma went, but with a bitter groan at having to wrestle her first match with someone who was as old as 80's FASHION! Soon as she hit the ropes, she came back and barely kept from crying out as Madonna was RIGHT THERE TO GREET HER! But Salma BULLDOZED INTO THE BLOND AND THEY WENT DOWN IN A HEAP! The crowd was still trying to figure out who they wanted to root for as both of these bitches were in their first ever match here in the Battle Zone! Salma couldn't believe that Madonna had gotten to her feet first, and actually dragged her up by her fuckin hair "LET GOH OF MY" "SHUT UP!" Madonna gave her a forearm RIGHT TO THE MOUTH! It reeled Salma, who was now even angrier that the old BITTY! Had the, but Madonna slammed another forearm into her MOUTH! And that shit stung just as bad when she was eating another SHOT! She cried out in surprise when Madonna then gave her a knee to her GUT! And then added a hairmare to the mix that sent her screaming to the MAT!
"GET UP, BITCH!" Madonna screamed at Salma and loved every fuckin moment as she adjusted her white tank top and then quickly made sure her open-fingered racing gloves were strapped on tight "You think you're hot shit, SALMA! Bitch please, I've seen more one-hit wonders waddle their funky asses through Hollywoods doors and get turned out QUICK!"
Salma went to say something but the kick to the back of SHOULDER SENT HER SCURRYING "U BITCH!" "SHUT UP!" Madonna was quick to close in and kick the Salsa Slut back to the mat "I didn't say YOU COULD GET UP!" I'll teach your young ass a fuckin lesson! I've seen that dumb ass look, a little too much lately! You worry about your own fuckin self, stupid CUNT!
Quickly Madonna closed in and KICKED THE CRAP OUTTA SALMA!
WTF!?!? Salma, rolled away and then, common sense HIT HER! She felt Madonna's footsteps closing again! Bitch must've had her fuckin daily dose of BLOOD! Salma rolled underneath the ropes and to the outside! She landed on her feet with a frustrated growl and she swiped her hair out of her face "U BITCH!" then she slapped the ring apron in utter disgust "NO WAY R U GONNA BEAT ME, DOUCHE-BAG HAG!!!!"
"Say it while you're walkin, HAYEK!" Madonna was NOT gonna come out of the ring and get ambushed while she was doing so. Uh-uh, bitch. You get your top-heavy tit-ass, back in this fuckin ring "C'mon ref, count her the fuck out so you can raise my hand and we can send her ass over to immigration! You know she's not legal!" c'mon bitch! Take the fuckin bait! Lose your fuckin temper!
Salma stared up at her from ringside as the ref started counting her out "U think u'r very funny, hah-hah. That old maids get up is the only funny joke around here." Salma adjusted her black corset. I'll teach you, you fuckin HAS-BEEN!
But Madonna was right back on her with "C'mon! I know you've got some rooms to clean, you lazy ass border jumping bitch!"
The ref warned Madonna as he counted, but Madonna ignored his ass! Intent to get Salma to blow her fuckin cool and come rushing headlong into the fuckin ring "C'mon dollar store diva! I'll even give you something other than some fucked up ass pesos!!!!"
Salma looked at her in disbelief "R u serious? So is this your masterplan" she made the little air quotes "U are trying the oldest trick in the book. But then again, when you're Methuzela's mother, you can't really change with the times."
“This wasn't getting anybody anywhere. And the ref was almost to 10. Whether Salma liked it or not. Madonna had the high-ground, and she'd have to climb back into the ring. She huffed in agitation, but knew it was better to be beaten on a little, than get counted out and lose her very first match. She swept aside her gray half-skirt, and that's when it hit her! Quickly she rushed over to the steps and Madonna eyed her like a hawk!
Fuck is that bitch up to? Her little low-rider ass seems to actually have some sort of idea? Better, Madonna moved a bit closer to the corner where the steps were, even as the ref cautioned her. He knew full well that Madonna wanted to pounce on Salma's ass, but he at least wanted to pretend like he was giving Salma the chance to get back in the ring. Salma smirked at Madonna and then quickly ran up the steps! Madonna bulled past the ref, came in hard and fast and then yelped in surprise as Salma threw her half-skirt at her! It was a race between how fast could Madonna get the fuckin silver piece of shit skirt outta her face, while Salma tried to climb through the ropes! It was a no-contest! Madonna brushed aside the skirt, only to find that Salma hadn't tried to pass through the ropes, but she had quickly scaled the turnbuckle from the OUTSIDE! Madonna tried to back off as Salma came crashing into her with a fucked up ass top turnbuckle TACKLE!
Both bitches went to the canvas HARD! But Madonna ate all of the impact! As soon as she did! Salma cursed her the fuck out and got to her feet and then came down like a falling door!!!! She smashed her corset covered TITS! Against Madonna's white tank top! Madonna cried out as Salma was quickly off of her! Back to her feet! And free falling again! Smashing her! Salma saw the fact that her corset was actually quite an illegal weapon! And she heard the ref saying something, but she ignored it! She gave Madonna another falling Chest Press! And Madonna cried out like she'd sat on a tack! The ref pulled Salma up and away from Madonna but the damage was DONE! The Material Girl was hurting from the ribbing of Salma's corset! The ref never should have let Salma wear that fuckin thing during the actual match!
Salma, knowing that she'd used up this option. Quickly took off her corset, to reveal her one-piece black body suit! She gave it to the ref and she quickly apologized as Madonna writhed around angry as SHIT! Salma didn't wanna waste anymore time with the bullshit ass ref, so she shoved him aside and came down with a double axe-handle right to Madonna's TITS! Seeing the old WINDBAG writing around and all fucked up was actually spurring Salma on, and her nipples were hard as hell against her spandex one-piece! Madonna decided to steal a page out of Salma's book and she tried to roll for it! But only Autobots can roll for it, so Salma scrambled and STOPPED HER WITH A RUNNING DOUBLE AXE-HANDLE! RIGHT IN HER TITS!
Madonna curled up into a ball and cried out! But for Salma, it was all about the 1, 2, 3! She pulled Madonna up, but the Material Girl belted the Mexican Matron in her GUT! A typical counter move when being pulled up! But Madonna decided that this was war and she had no fuckin love for this big-tit BITCH! She gut punched Salma again, who shook and barked! Then as Salma was flinching!?!? Madonna unleashed the MOTHER OF ALL LOW-BLOWS ONLY TO HAVE SALMA CLOSE HER LEGS AND CATCH HER ARM JUST SHY OF IMPACT!!!!! Madonna struggled to, but Salma let out an angry growl and drew Madonna in as she was struggling and then FACE PLANTED HER UNDERNEATH HER! Madonna's body JERKED and then she went still! Quickly! Salma hooked the leg and the ref slid into position, but Madonna kicked out at 2!
Undaunted, Salma got Madonna up and the Material Girl was groggy as hell! Next thing she knew, she was sent hurling to the ropes! On auto-pilot, she came bouncing right back to be clotheslined DOWN! By Salma! Salma then hit her with ANOTHER FALLING CHEST PRESS! Madonna KICKED OUT AND TRIED TO CLUTCH HER CHEST! But Salma would have NONE OF THAT! She got her back up! Shot her to the corner! And raced in and CHEST SPLASHED THE SHIT OUT OF MADONNA! Then she took the tired ass old icon, and shot her to the OPPOSITE CORNER! HAULING ASS IN HOT PURSUIT! As soon as Madonna slammed into the corner! She let out a hard wail and turned around ONLY TO GET CHEST SPLASHED BY SALMA! Now she was just a panting heap of a woman, just trying to stay up! Her chest was throbbing like ALL HELL! She cursed at Salma, but Salma didn't care! To her, if the bitch had energy to curse! Then she wasn't gonna fuckin stay down for the fuckin PIN! AGAIN Salma was shooting Madonna to the CORNER! BACK TO THE ORIGINAL ONE WHERE ALL THIS STARTED!
Madonna could feel how hurt she was! But she had one more card to play! She hit, CAUGHT HERSELF!!!! On the turnbuckle and then KICKED OUT USING IT AS BALANCE FOR A MULE-KICK!!!! "DIEEEEEEE BITCH!!!!"
HER KICK CONNECTED FULL FORCE WITH THE AIR!?!?! "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!"
She landed and was IMMEDIATELY POUNCED UPON BY THE MEXICAN MATRON "U THINK THAT I DON'T WATCH WRESTLING, BITCH!?!?!?" Salma grabbed Madonna who cried out and STRUGGLED HARD! FROM BEHIND "NO U DON'T GRANNY!!!!" "LET GOJH A MEH U FUCKIN WAGE SLAVE SLUT!!!!" Salma got her in a semi-full nelson and then just turned and DOVE TOWARDS THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!! MADONNA SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER AS THE CANVAS CAME UP FACE "UUUUUUUUUU BITCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH, ARGH!!!!" SHE SMASHED TITS AND FACE FIRST, WITH SALMA CRASHING DOWN ON HER ASS WELL!!!!!
This time, there was nothing but the sweet sound of the ref's hand hitting the mat, and then the even sweeter taste of victory as he raised her hand high and the crowd actually applauded. Salma basked in the afterglow, while Madonna was face first against the mat, out like a fuckin LIGHT! The medics came in quick, as they'd seen the fact that Salma had used her corset to fuck Madonna up earlier. Salma knew she would probably get a warning or whatever, but they'd know that next time!? They'd better put somebody in this fuckin ring that was close to being able to actually fight and not live off of their fuckin old ass IMAGE "Icon my ass... fuckin Crypt Keeper Cunt..."
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