Nightmares of Futures Past
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T vs. A, Salma Hayek vs Jennifer Lopez
The Present...
Even as Penelope was worriedly tending to her fallen friend, Jenn was trying to keep Penelope from freaking out "She's gonna be okay. The doctor said that she can stay here and that she just needs to rest, but Penelope?" she looked at Penelope who was sitting at Salma's side... quietly, gently, patting down Salma's forehead with a cool wash cloth "Penelope?" jeez she is totally in another world!?!? I guess? I guess the rumors were kinda true that... her and Salma were, well, ARE! Kinda... lovers, or something "Penelope?" she whispered, and then sat down quietly next to Penelope who was visibly distraught "Penelope you've been at this for a while. Salma's okay now. The doctor said that she just needs some rest. I we, we really should have" "No" Penelope didn't bother to look at Jenn "No hospitals."
Jenn sighed and then she softly "But everyone saw you carry her to" "People will forget. Everyone likes to forget nowanddays. People will forget what they saw." then Penelope sat forward and made sure that Salma was comfortable and then she told Salma "Don't worry Sal, I'm here now. I'll take care of you. Everything will be fine." she kissed Salma on her forehead "I'll take care of you, everything will be fine."
Jenn carefully, CAUTIOUSLY, told Penelope "There was nothing more that you could do, Penelope."
Penelope sat back... checked to make sure Salma was tucked in nice and comfy... then she sat back again... turned slowly to look at Jenn... and then calmly wrapped her fingers around Jenn's pale little neck... and proceeded to choke her "If I wanted a pep talk... then I'd put a mirror in front of my self... and speak to someone with some real fuckin rah-rah ability..."
Jenn COULDN'T BELIEVE!?!?! She struggled to pry "PeN!?!? Y!?!? PEN!?!?" NOT A FUCKIN GEN!?!? WHY!?!? Y DU "PEnElopee, pLEAz," she hammered at Penelope's wrists!?!? KILLING MEH!!!! PENELOPE STOP, STOP!!!!
Penelope drew back with a startled gasp "OH MY GOD!?!? JEN!?!?" what the fuck was i DOING!?!?!
Jenn collapsed forward, coughing and gasping for AIR! She couldn't believe that!?!? THIS BITCH!?!? But then she heard Penelope "Jenn I'm sorry! I'M SORRY!!!! Jenn!?" But as Penelope struggled to explain herself to a very pissed off Love Hewitt! The woman that had brought these two bitches underneath her wing... and was now laid out in the bed... was still strolling through her earliest memories of the matches that brought her fame and misfortune in the Battle Zone of Stone Rage's Celebrity Catfight League...
The Past...
It was one of the best days of my life! I had won my very first match in Stone Rage's league by beating that dried up Lich Queen of an old hag, Madonna! I still couldn't believe that-that bitch, would even think her geritol ASS! Could contend with ME!?!? HA! Sure, I got in a bit of trouble because of the corset, but alls fair they say. But now? Hmpf! Butt now, is exactly right. If there is one thing that I cannot fucking stand... its bitches who try to get over by fucking posing and passing themselves off as Latina. And this fat-butt bitch is the biggest fuckin phony in the whole fuckin world, with her FAT-ASS! No way can I lose to this poser! She's nothing but Hollywoods fuckin excuse not to let the real Latina's get their fair SHOT! So tonight I'm gonna fuckin put this Puerto Rican piece of TRASH! RIGHT WHERE THE FUCK SHE BELONGS!!!! More... baaaaaasurahhh... mmm-hmmm heh-heh-heh-ahhhh...
Salma laced up her black calf-high ankle boots! Beautiful, she thought. Simply beautiful. She folded down the black leather collars on booth boots and then made sure to bunch the black leg-warmers down so that they connected just right and sat snug in the space of the collar, giving her the perfect femme fatale, ready to fight to the fuckin death, LOOK! These were well worth it, she said to herself. She'd had them custom made, so they had a great fit to them and the soles and heels were made of rubber and set with a great support for running, jumping, etc! I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!! And indeed Salma did, love this shit. All of the little knick-knack shops and specialty stores that went along with the whole celebrity catfight forums. Plus she'd found out about other leagues and even apartment wrestling and a few other catfighting genre's. It was a whole 'nother world that Salma didn't even know EXISTED! She'd even found out from her agent that she had been nicknamed the Mexican Matron because of the way that she took on Madonna and was clearly, not impressed by having her first match against someone as old as DIRT, like Madonna!
"The Mexican Matron," she smiled to herself as she checked her one-piece leotard and made sure that the black nylons she was wearing under it, accentuated her own nicely highlighted ass "I like it." She straightened herself out. It was a backless barely there with a shoulder strap that went around her neck. Not too tight, not too loose, just right. She also made sure that her tits had enough breathing room in her one-piece, good. She'd done her nails up in red and her arms were bare and exposed. Then she quickly picked up her silver corset and put it on "Maybe I'll get lucky and the ref will slip up again?" But this time her corset was lined with soft ribbing, unlike the very hard support that the original one had up around her chest area. She hadn't paid it any mind in all honesty when she went out for that first match. Once she snapped her corset into place, she thanked Pierre for pointing out that the whole fuckin thing coulda backfired if she'd been caught by the very same laces and shit from the first corset!
I didn't even think of that either, she said to herself. I gotta pay more attention if I wanna really make my mark in the League. I'm gonna be a big-time CHAMPION! THEN! They can REALLY CALL ME A MATRON!
But in the other locker room, Jennifer Lopez was also looking at the fact that she too had beaten an OLD BLOND HAG! A good match with Dolly Parton, but the big-tited blond was way over her fuckin head to deal with the Puerto Rican Princess! So J-Lo found it interesting that Stone Rage, whom she was oh-so-sure had taken quite a strong shine to her. Would match her up against Salma, who had made it no secret that she thought that J-Lo was just a token tool of Hollywood to proclaim that Latin's were getting their shots in Hollywood "Everybodies always got a bitch and moan about something." I had to work my ass off to get where I've gotten. I'll be damn if this bitch is gonna come in and start mouthing off like she's done shit. Fuck is her problem anyway? I know this is gonna get real ugly, real early. But I know a good ass-kicking will shut this bitch up, even though she's been running her mouth non-stop about how she beat Madonna, and on how much I'm not a Lady Latina. Fuckin cow! I'll shut your whining ass up for good.
J-Lo made sure that her cotton powder pink camisole was in place. Then she put her black bra on OVER TOP of it. The bra had a ring of inlaid pink frills that layered it all the way around her chest. She wore a black lace tanga with rows of pink frills that also circled it and highlighted her fabulous ass. She was determined, to shut Salma the fuck up, by face-sitting her big mouth to sleep! She pursed her lips on her wet tongue and loved the fact that it was a classic confrontation of T vs. A! She's a compact bitch, I'll give her that. But I'll have her fuckin face for dinner tonight! You seem like the type that starts bitching when you start getting it taken to you, weak bitch! I'll show you the same way that I showed Dolly Parton's ass. Tits are nice to look at and all, but you can do plenty more, much more, with a woman's ass! Then you ever could with her tits!
Sporting a pair of black thigh high flat boots built for fighting in the ring! J-Lo made her entrace as people noted the pink trim to the boots that formed a vein along the sides, flaired out around the ankles in a perfect outline, and had a wide border at the very top of the boots! J-Lo was also sporting pink and black tape on her forearms and wrapped around some of her fingers on both hands. Everybody knew that the tape was from J-Lo's match against Dolly Parton, where J-Lo started dishing out constant punches to Dolly's trademark tits and face! Oh yeah, J-Lo smirked, I'm gonna knock you the fuck out just like I did that old ass cow-titted cunt, Dolly! She didn't bother to wave to the crowd. This was serious here. This bitch Salma was challenging her legitimacy as a Lady Latina, and she wasn't about to get caught up in appeasing the crowd! Nope! This is all about beating the crap outta some loudmouth that keeps yippin like a toy-dog!
Soon as J-Lo was in the ring, her entrance music stopped and Salma's started. She came out looking confident and cocky, which J-Lo took note of immediately. Salma stood at the top of the ramp, looking down and into the ring at her rival... and then she turned her nose up at her and smiled. J-Lo smiled back and simply started limbering up, shaking out her arms and deciding where EXACTLY was she gonna plant her FIST, FIRST! But then as Salma approached, J-Lo quickly reminded the ref about Salma's corset. He nodded in agreement, but seeing J-Lo do this only made Salma more determined to put this PHONY in her place. Don't tell me that Latins are making it in Hollywood! Salma thought to herself, every time I hear that, it makes me so mad! Some people say, 'But look at Jennifer Lopez! Look what she's doing.' Jennifer Lopez, she glared at Jennifer as she made her way up the steps slowly, is from New York. Do you hear an accent? She stepped through the ropes with one goal in mind as she remembered that her grandparents or her parents, maybe. The fact of the matter is, her Spanish is very bad. I've never had a problem with admitting that, she is a very good actress, but the reality is that now it's very convenient because when she has to be Latin, she's Latin. I won't let you become some sort of tool to stop-up all of the Latin talent that deserves to get the chance to try out for roles, instead of someone just saying 'call J-Lo', she's Latin.
Salma didn't wait for the ref, she unsnapped her corset, held it with her fingertips in disgust, and then dropped it like it was nothing. The crowd was enjoying the fact that both these bitches were locked in a staring contest with each other! Neither willing to take her eyes off of the other. Both holding their own test of wills to see who would break first! The bell rung, and neither had taken their eye off the other. Someone from the crowd yelled "I WENT TO A WRESTLING MATCH! AND A STARING CONTEST BROKE OUT!!!!" but both bitches ignored the crusty old White man who laughed up a lung at his own joke! Between the two of them, they had no words to speak to each other, they'd done that in the press leading up to this match. And so...
J-Lo started them off on the path to destruction! She unloaded a straight jab that showed that she'd been hard at work in the gym with her boxing instructor! But Salma darted back quickly and then charged back in! J-Lo stung her twice with two hits but Salma was willing to take the hits so she could get a grip of J-Lo! J-Lo stung her two more times as Salma got a grip of J-Lo around her hips and waist and then started hard driving with her legs as she took J-Lo to the mat, HARD! But J-Lo kept stinging her with punches while she was crawling on top of her! Salma then sat up on top of J-Lo who quickly realized that she wasn't here to impress the ring judges with jabs, but that she was in a wrestling match and this bitch was quickly trying to get her into some sort of wrestling move! Her legs kicked out and she immediately scrambled up underneath Salma who was still up to some sort of shit!
For Salma it was all about DOING WHAT SHE TOOK THOSE SHOTS TO DO! If she didn't get her move locked in on this big-butt bimbo!? Then she'd taken a bunch of hits for no damn good reason! J-Lo was struggling hard to get her the fuck off of her! "You should've worried about that EARLIER, BITCH!" Salma thought to herself! Finally Salma came crashing down with BOTH FOREARMS RIGHT TO J-LO'S FACE! Then she FLATTENED HERSELF AGAINST THE STRUGGLING STARLET AND GOT HER IN A HEADLOCK!
WTF!?!? J-Lo immediately tried to pry Salma's arms!?!? Then she felt the fact that Salma was somehow GRINDING HER FOREARM, against her FOREHEAD "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?"
S"IT'S CALLED WRESTLING, CHICA! U SHOULD TRY IT SOMETIME, U TYSON WANNA-BE!" Salma made sure to put all of her weight as even as she could, just like she was taught! She loved the physical contact! Her nipples were hard as hell as the thought was running wild in her mind of choking this bitch out! But J-Lo was struggling hard and trying to get, then she started hitting Salma in her sides! Trying to MAKE HER COME UP OFF OF HER WITH PUNCHES! Salma flinched every so often, but the lock was tightening and J-Lo could feel the fact that she was actually tiring herself out as Salma was CHOKING HER OUT AND "OOOOOWWW, FUCK!!!! U LITTLE!?!?!" J-Lo through everything into it and started to pry at Salma's FACE! But Salma moved her head and groaned at the attempts by J-Lo to get her up and off of her! No way bitch, Salma said to herself! NO WAY! YOU'RE DOWN! You're gonna STAY DOWN!
But then J-Lo... slapped the crap out of Salma, RIGHT IN HER EARHOLE! It was more dumb luck than skill, don't get it twisted.
Salma CRIED OUT and that finally gave J-Lo the leeway to fight herway free of the headlock, sort of! Soon as she got partially free, she twisted herself to get the bitch up off of her! Salma came back with an attempt to re-apply the headlock-choke, which sent J-Lo into a tizzy of PANIC! She powered the Salsa slut up a bit and then finally rolled THEM OVER! Finally, she gasped! NOW I'LL SHOW YOU, LITTLE BITCH!!!! Salma struggled and then they went end over end in a tangled fuckin mess! Then J-Lo got free of Salma and as Salma was getting to her knees, J-Lo tackled her hard back to the fuckin MAT! Salma cried out and the scrum resumed with both bitches kicking and fighting for leverage on the fuckin mat till J-Lo got control of Salma and turned her enough to get her sideways! Salma cried out and struggled, but J-Lo got behind her and got a partial hold of her right arm, trapping it against her body, as J-Lo brought her left arm over the top of Salma's shoulder! Which was off the mat because they were both grinding around on the canvas on their right side! If anything, they looked like they were spooning... if you can ignore the fact that J-Lo had her left arm around Salma's NECK!
Salma struggled to get free, NOH! But J-Lo clasped her hands together and LOCKED IN HER HOLD! Salma immediately grit her teeth and kicked out as J-Lo had her right arm pinned against the mat, trapped in this hold! While her left arm was a free-flailing!?!? Salma reached back to no avail, struggled as J-Lo told her in her ear "How du u like it now, bitch! I know how ta fuckin wrestle, smart ass!" But Salma countered with "Too bad you don't know how to SHUT UP!" then she flailed back with her left and damn near thumbed J-Lo right in the EYE!
"OH U BITCH!?!?" J-Lo was well-aware that Salma didn't just ACCIDENTLY almost poke her fuckin EYE OUT! I'll show YOU! Its just like I thought! Your all high-and-fuckin mighty, J-Lo scrambled them off the mat as Salma struggled with her left! As long as you can DISH IT OUT! Salma tried to stay down on the mat! Her instructors voice was LOUD IN HER EAR, BUT!?!? BITCH! I CAN'T FUCKIN STOP HER! SHE STRUGGLED HARDER BUT!?!? Soon as they got to their feet, J-Lo DROVE HER BACK TO THE MAT! HARD! Salma CRIED OUT FROM BEING POWERED DOWN, BUT WORSE!?!? J-Lo STILL had her in this fuckin one-armed HOLD "U BITCH!!!!" "TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE, WHORE!" J-Lo was even more convinced! She can't take it when its HER getting fucked UP! Just have to, she had slammed Salma down on her vaunted TITS! And the side of her fuckin FACE! They looked like two dogs FUCKING as J-Lo was draped over top of Salma, and clearly trying to do some more damage to the Salsa Slut!
GOTTA GET OUT!!!! U BITCH!!!! Can't! Salma was trying to get leverage with her left hand, trying to ignore the fuckin pain in her NECK! BITCH! U FUCKIN FAKE LATINA, BITCH!!!! Salma's tits were none too pleased with being pancaked after being DRIVEN like that! She tried to use her legs to, OH SHIT!?!? "NNF! F-FUC?!?" J-Lo was up to something again! GOTTA GET OUT!!!! But Salma couldn't! Meanwhile J-Lo had slid off of Salma and was laying partially, she didn't stay that way for long as she kept her hold and started forcing the few inches shorter Salma to her feet again "NNF! DAMMIT!!!!" But curse all she wanted, Salma was back to her feet only for J-Lo to turn and then DIVE THEM BACK TO THE MAT! THEY CRASHED AND BURNED AGAIN! But Salma TOOK ALL THE DAMAGE!!!! She grit her teeth and cried out as her tits were aching with PAIN and her NECK WAS RED FROM "AHHH-GET OFF!!!!" but J-Lo only continued to grind against her and kept her against the MAT! BITCH IS FUCKING MEH UP!!!!
Neither or these two could hear the roar of the crowd as they were trying to escape, or hold on. J-Lo's heart was racing with anticipation! I knew it. You take damage like the bitch that you are! Two more, I'm sure of it! Two FUCKIN MORE and you'll fuckin roll over like a fuckin BITCH! Just need to, U CAN'T ESCAPE, SLUT! She felt Salma kicking out and trying to get her right arm free while her left was trying to do something!?!? That's right, closer and closer to panic mode, then its LIGHTS-FUCKIN-OUT!
Salma groaned like a bitch in heat as J-Lo was once again able to get her to her FEET! NOOOOOOOOH!
J-Lo felt her shift, held her firm as she shifted to her right side. Then she CRIED OUT as Salma had moved further into the hold so that her unrestricted LEFT ARM!?!?! Could be raised all the way the fuck up so she could ELBOW J-LO! RIGHT IN HER GUT! J-Lo cried out HARD! Salma then reached back as she felt J-Lo stiffen up from the shot to her stomach "GET OFFA MEH!!!!" and she grabbed J-Lo by the back of her fuckin head and then executed the worlds WORST OVER THE SHOULDER THROW!!!! J-LO CRIED OUT STARTLED AS SHIT AS THE MAT CAME UP WAYYYY TOO FUCKIN FAST!!!! SHE DAMN NEAR LANDED ON THE TOP OF HER HEAD AND THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE LET OUT A COLLECTIVE GASP!!!!
The ref moved in immediately, but saw that J-Lo was all right as she immediately flailed around and tried to get up! So he backed off quick and let the match continue! And continue it did as Salma was staggering back, clutching and rubbing her beat red THROAT "U bitch," she actually coughed up some cockspit and then stumbled towards "J-Lo u BITCH!" J-Lo heard Salma above her, and she tried to get clear but she still got caught by ONE of Salma's knees as the bitch had launched herself up in the air and came down with a DOUBLE-KNEE DROP!!!! Salma fell away from J-Lo as soon as only ONE KNEE HIT! Meanwhile J-Lo POPPED UP OFF THE MAT HOLDING HER HEART-TIT AS SALMA SCORED A PARTIAL HIT! She rolled onto her side, away from Salma, while Salma tried to gather herself and stumbled back to her feet! I'll get you Jennifer! I'll fuckin GET YOU!
J-Lo shook her head and slowly got, then she cried out from Salma dropping a double axe-handle on her! She instinctively rolled back towards Salma and GRABBED HER! STARTLING THE SHIT OUT OF SALMA!!!! Salma tried to get free and cried out with a whine as J-Lo climbed on to her again! But then it was J-Lo's turn to cry out as Salma wrestled her onto her side and then climbed on top of her! It didn't stay this way for but a second and the two degenerated to rolling around on the mat till they separated on their own and got to their FEET! AGAIN J-Lo was first to close the distance and this time she was able to sting Salma easy with a jab! Salma staggered, took a grazing jab, then she shot in and TOOK DOWN J-Lo in an awkward charge at her LEGS! She didn't stay locked up with her, she got away as quick as she could and J-Lo was quick to get back to her feet! But this time Salma body charged into J-Lo! Catching right as she was getting up! J-Lo tried to grab Salma's FOOT! But the bitch darted towards the ropes!
To her feet, J-Lo prepared for incoming as Salma was barrelling RIGHT AT HER! I got something for you BITCH! They both thought! Then they UNLOADED!!!! J-Lo's FIERCE JAB SKIMMED SALMA'S BACK AS SALMA SPEARED THE SHIT OUTTA OF HER!!!! J-LO CRIED OUT LIKE A BITCH AS SHE WAS HIT, THEN DRIVEN TO THE MAT!!!! Salma quickly rolled her leg up for the PIN! J-LO KICKED OUT WITH A WHINE AT THREE!!!! TOO LATE!!!!
Salma rolled off of her and kept on rolling till she got out the ring and she threw her hands up in the air and LAUGHED "I GOTCHU BITCH!!!! I GOTCHU!!!!" J-Lo glared at her bitterly as she was slumped forward, collapsed on her stomach, holding her stomach... staring daggers as Salma mocked and laughed at her "I GOTCHU!!!! NOW WHAT, BITCH!!!!!"
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