June 1999

BRANDY VS MONICA

VS


Brandy (54%) escapes Monica (46%) Brandy and Monica did not waste any time. Their fight had been brewing for years, ever since both ladies began their careers. It was rumored after both of their debut albums, that a dislike and rivalry was growing between the girls. Some of it was souped up by both of their marketing/PR camps, but each girl dove into the hype until there was legitimate animosity between the two. Marketing geniuses decided to let them battle musically on the hit single, "The Boy Is Mine." The two young women hammed it up for the cameras pretending to enjoy working with each other. The song was a hit, winning a Grammy. Everything was wonderful, until things broke down backstage at an awards show! The bad feelings between the young divas heated up until they exploded. They had to be separated to stop a raging catfight.

Once Stone Rage's Battle Zone opened, their epic feud took another turn. Brandy aligned herself tightly with Whitney Houston & Angela Bassett in our league. Monica came to Lauryn Hill's aid in her match against Whitney, holding Brandy and Angela at bay with a few whacks from a metal chair while Lauryn demolished Whitney in the ring.**

Both wanted this match. In fact this was Stone Rage's first boxing match. Both young singers were adorned in jogging bra's and satin boxing shorts wearing pink boxing gloves. They stood in the center of the ring at the opening bell and traded punches blow for blow.

It was a furious battle, with each taking punches just to deliver her own back. Both girls entered the ring with only one thought in mind, and that was knocking the other bitch out cold. Both hard headed girls ignored art and form of the sweet science, and chose to just beat the other's brains out. Neither could establish herself as the dominator. As soon as one's knees would buckle, she would rally and bring the fight even again.

Monica felt she was the better athlete and her plan was to keep the pressure on Brandy. Although she herself was constantly taking blows to her head, she would never take a step backward. She stayed in Brandy's face, confident she had more heart than her opponent. Monica was born and raised in College Park, Georgia. She became street smart on the streets of Atlanta. Monica was sure she was just plain tougher than her child actress opponent.

Brandy first gained notoriety at age 14, starring on the short lived sit-com "Thea". Monica felt Brandy, who never lacked for money in her life, was soft, and couldn't stand up under the pressure she planned to apply during the fight. No matter how much she herself was hurt, Monica stayed in Brandy's face and whacked away at her tawny rival.

Eventually the strategy started working.

Monica kept coming forward like a freight train. She kept her head low and tried to block Brandy's punches as she plodded forward. At first, Monica was taking quiet a beating. Brandy's reach advantage and quick hands made Monica pay several times for every step forward Monica made. Brandy steadily clobbered Monica over the head as the slightly shorter diva, surges forward like a great white shark. It took some time and maneuvering, but Monica finally traps Brandy against the ropes. Then Monica went head hunting. Monica rocks Brandy's head back and forth. Brandy's trademark braids were whipping around like caught in a hurricane.

It was starting to be a war of attrition. Monica was beating the shit out of Brandy, but she was tiring herself out in the process. Monica can feel her arms getting heavy but her animosity toward her rival kept them pumping. Brandy was just trying to survive, and ultimately find a way to beat this witches' ass. She just wanted to hurt Monica somehow. While trying to duck and dodge Monica's furious assault, Brandy dips low and comes back up with a wild upper cut. The punch landed nowhere near it's intended target, Monica's chin. However this misguided scud missile shoots up and rips through the underside of Monica's tit. Monica pauses for a moment. Her mouth drops open and her eye bug, and shivers a very brief moment in pain.

Brandy saw Monica's weakness and changed her attack. She targeted her foe's breasts. Brandy launched several punches to MOica's soft tits and was delighted by the cry of pain from her rival.

In her very young life, Brandy has yet to experience failure. As a cute pre teen with the big smile, she stole the show on the short lived sit com, "Thea". The studio awarded Brandy her own widely successful series, "Moesha". Her first two albums went quadruple and quintuple platinum. She was just as tired and hurt as Monica, but losing was not an option for Brandy. That idea never factored into her thinking at any point of the match. The concept is totally foreign to her. Brandy just targeted Monica's nipples poking out behind her sports bra and wailed away.

Monica's breast were throbbing in pain and each punch sapped her breath and her strength. Monica tried to retaliate with chest shots of her own, but Brandy's tits were obviously tougher. She took Monica's blows without apparent damage while Monica slowly faded under Brandy's two-fisted assault.

As Monica grew more tired and weaker her scorn for Brandy grew. Monica knew that she had Brandy's eyes rolling around in her head like a slot machine when she socked her in the head. Monica knew she could knock this pompous, selfish bitch out. Only every time she gets close enough to slug Brandy in the jaw, Brandy's quick fist smashes her tits flat, and take her strength and breath away.

Like Captain Ahab on a quest for vengeance. Monica barrels in going for that knockout punch to Brandy's chin. Brandy punishes Monica with six blasting blows to Monica's chest robbing her of her breath and strength. Then it slows Monica enough to allow Brandy to escape Monica's haymakers relatively unscathed. The scenario plays out identically several times. At this point Monica is so angry at Brandy she decides to ride or die with this strategy. She knows it only takes one good shot to knock Brandy into next week. It has been a grueling battle. Brandy is weaker, slower and ripe for the picking.

Both blindly followed their agenda. Brandy finally caught the titty tormented star with a right cross to Monica's chin. Monica had been primarily concerned with protecting her battered boobies. She carried her hands low leaving her chin exposed. After that last cross Brandy realized her opening. Quick as lightening, Brandy flashes a two fisted combo right on Monica's chin. Monica's knees wobbled and she stood still for an instant. Then just like a building imploding, Monica starts crumbling to the canvas as her knees and legs give away. She collapsed to the mat like a sack of potatoes and lay motionless, spread-eagle on the mat while the referee slowly counted to ten.

Brandy could barely contain her emotion as she looked down at her hated rival completely defeated on the mat at her feet. There was no doubt who won this fight.

Brandy told all the ringsiders all about her victory. She started running around the ring, with her arms raised in victory. "I did it! I kicked her fucking ass!" Brandy yelled as she leaped on the middle corner buckle and peered and pointed right into a TV camera. Brandy spews a lightning fast boastful rant that would have made a young Cassius Clay take note. Brandy's rant told everybody how she and Team Whitney were the best, and Monica and Lauryn Hill stunk. She also fit in how Team Whitney will soon rule the Battle Zone for years to come. After finishing, Brandy climbs off the ropes then plants a foot on her hated rival's chest and again claimed her victory. Brandy spoke clearly and definitively into the microphones, "Lauryn Hill! You're next!"


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** Lauryn crushes Whitney