LAURYN HILL VS WHITNEY HOUSTON
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Lauryn Hill (90%) annihilates
Whitney Houston (10%)As the
press (namely The Star tabloid)
reported, there is a heated rivalry
between these two divas. The match got
vicious early, as animosity between
the two quickly arose. Whitney was able to
gain an early advantage, and
appeared to be close to putting
Lauryn away. Whitney executed one
high impact maneuver after another,
but could not keep Lauryn down for a
three count. Finally, fatigue and
frustration, grew in Whitney. Sweat
had soaked the full spandex body
suit, she wore for the match, allowing
her nipples to show as if they were
about to burst through the fabric. Her
“funky” new hairdo had fallen, reduced to wet strands, as if she had just
come out of the shower.
Feeling a
little desperate because of her inability to put
Lauryn away, Whitney motions to the
back. On que, her best buds Brandy
& Angela Bassett start to ringside.
They were climbing onto the ring
apron, when as Lauryn’s friend,
Monica, superstar singer, and
Brandy’s greatest rival leaps from a
ringside seat, with the folding chair
she was seated in. Monica whacks
both Brandy and Angela across the
back with the chair as they tried to enter the ring. Monica stands
over the fallen duo threatening
further pain if they dare to interfer
again. She then drives the duo back to the dressing room with the chair.
In the ring, Whitney stopped
to observe the ringside activity,
allowing Lauryn to sneak in from
behind and apply a sleeper on
her. Lauryn jumps on Whitney’s
back and bears down with the hold.
Whitney flails furiously for freedom, but Lauryn has taken too many lumps to allow Whitney to escape her grasp. Slowly but surely, Whitney's movements grow slower and weaker, as her body grows weaker and eventually falls, into near unconsciousness. Lauryn
releases Whitney, allowing her to topple
face first to the mat.
Lauryn unzips
the bodysuit, and pulls it down to
Whitney’s waist. She rolls Whitney
over, and drives her fist like pistons
up & down into Whitney’s breast.
The helpless diva squirms in pain. After what seemed like an eternity of pounding Whitney's tits flat,
Lauryn pulls Whitney to her feet, and
whips her into the corner. She
removes the rest of the bodysuit, as
her beaten foe slumps in the corner.
Whitney is now reduced to wearing only black
thong panties. Lauryn then uses Whitney
as a heavy punching bag working her
over from tits to belly to crotch. Lauryn finishes her assault with a series of knife edge chops to Whitney's bruised, tender, exposed tits. The dazed diva's body shudders as the smack of each chop rings out through the arena. Her sweat soaked body sprays the front row with prespairation with the force of each chop.
Showing complete dominance she
throws Whitney face first to the
canvas. She mounts Whitney’s back
and starts to spank Whitney’s ass.
Lauryn yells, “Surrender, and tell me
who is the new queen of R&B”.
Whitney, inbetween screams, yelps & sobs
yells, “FUCK YOU, I’m still the queen!”. After
Whitney’s ass is red, and covered
with welts and handprints, Lauryn
picks up her limp body and seats
Whitney on the top turnbuckle.
Whiney sits there slumping, covered
with sweat and in utter defeat. Her head is bowed, with her chin resting on her chest. Through groggy eyes, she sees the beads of sweat flowing down her sumptuous breast, coming to a head on her pert, erect nipples, before dropping off to the mat. She realized she has been completely defeated at this young lioness' merciless hands. Lauryn climbs the ropes herself and
puts Whitney’s head under her arm
and falls backward, executing a DDT
off the top rope. Whitney is
immediately knocked out cold and
flips over onto her back. Lauryn
stands over Whitney and repeatedly
slaps her face, ordering her to get up
and fight. Finally officials call for the
bell to stop the slaughter. Lauryn
removes Whitney’s thong and holds it
high, while medics load Whitney’s nude
body on a stretcher, and take her to
the hospital.
Lauryn is all smiles at the
post match interview. She promises
to win the Warqueen title first, then to
collect Brandy’s and Angela Bassett’s
panties before finally driving Whitney
out of the division. “She’s tough, and
she’ll be back”, Lauryn said of
Whitney, “Bobby Brown has given
her worst beatings I’m sure, but I’ve
got a lot more punishment for her,
Brandy and Angela!” This war is only
beginning!
Lauryn vows to destroy Team Whitney with Monica's help
Whitney Houston leadsTeam Whitney of Brandy & Angela Bassett
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TO WHITNEY HOUSTON
TO LAURYN HILL
This War did continue!! Check out the following stories for the continuance of this tale.
Lauryn Hill vs Brandy
Whitney Houston vs Janet Jackson vs Halle Berry
Lauryn Hill vs Mariah Carey
Lauryn Hill vs Britney Spears
