HALLE BERRY VS WHITNEY HOUSTON VS JANET JACKSON
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Another chapter of the Whitney Houston Feuds
Please Read Lauryn Hill Vs Whitney Houston AND Lauryn Hill Vs Brandy to get Caught up in this War.
Halle Berry (67%) tramples
Janet Jackson (22%) & Whitney
Houston (11%) This is the battle of
Dorothy Dandridge. Janet said almost 10
years ago, her dream role was to play the
late, great actress. This remained her dream
until she ran a foul of Whitney Houston over her
superstar husband, Bobby Brown. Janet had
just dumped Bobby before he started dating
Whitney. She bragged that Bobby was on
the rebound, and she could have him any
time she pleased, even though he was
married to Whitney. This lead to a well
documented feud in Hollywood circles.
Whitney bought the film rights to Dandridge’s
autobiography to spite Janet, thus killing her
dream. Enter HBO. They wrote a script for a
HBO movie on Dandridge. After many stars
tried for the part, and much debate in the
press, Halle Berry beat out Janet, Vanessa
Williams, & Tyra Banks for the role. Halle
received much publicity for the part but did she truely deserve the role? That debate is settled today, in our
ring.
All three meet in the center of the ring.
Whitney, in her maroon Team Whitney outfit,
with “Whitney” written on the ass, and she is fuming. Whitney
had been preparing for her match, and had
just learned of her friends’ Brandy & Angela Bassett's humiliating defeat
at Lauryn Hill’s hand. * Whitney however looks fantastic,
she has been working our in preparation for
her upcoming tour. Her tall, slender frame is
exquisite. Halle wears a black lycra top, and
matching pants like on the recent cover of
Shape Magazine. Janet is in a white tank top,
and jeans.
They circle each other at the
opening bell. Whitney glances at Halle and
nods. On que, Whitney & Halle charge and
attack Janet. The two Atlanta residents have
made a pact to destroy Janet first, then fight
each other. Janet covers up and bends over
trying to protect herself from their fist.
Eventually she falls to her knees as her
opponents hammers her back. They continue
to attack, thinking they have Janet under
control, but Janet fights back!
From her
knees, Janet fires punches in Halle &
Whitney’s stomach. Moments later, they are
gasping for air. Janet stands and whips the
gasping women into the ropes, and nails
them in the face with a double elbow on the
rebound. With both on the mat holding their
jaws, Janet leaps in the air and comes down
with a knee in Whitney’s stomach, then
Halle’s. Janet reaches down and grips both
women’s faces. Her fingers dig into their eye
socket, nostrils and mouths, ripping them out
of shape. She pulls her foes to their feet as
they scream in agony. Janet delights at their
flailing arm, and screams of utter agony from
her opponents’ suffering. Finally Janet
viciously throws them to the mat.
Halle lies
in disbelief. She expected a tough match,
but not to be permanently disfigured.
Whitney too checks her face for blood, as her
hatred for Janet grows. Janet was not about
to let them recover. She quickly picks Halle
up, and drops her throat first across the top
rope. She kicks Halle’s gagging body out of
the ring, to focus on the woman she hates the
most in the world, Whitney. Whitney is on
her hands & knees when Janet approaches
and kicks her in the ribs, sending her
sprawling across the mat. Janet pulls
Whitney close to the ropes and chokes her
across the bottom rope. Janet pulls the still
breathless diva to her feet and whips her into
the ropes. She bends over to deliver a
backdrop, but Whitney leaps over her and
puts her shoulders to the mat with a sunset
flip. One... Janet kicks furiously to escape.
Two... Whitney is certain to eliminate Janet
as the ref’s arm is coming down for the three
count, but Halle grabs Whitney’s hair from
behind and rips her off Janet.
Whitney is
furious at her former ally. She leaps to her
feet and "What the Hell are you doing??!" as she kicks Halle in the stomach. Whitney
fires combinations into Halle’s mid section
that drives her back against the ropes. Janet
is back on her feet and rushes Whitney from
behind. Whitney instinctively moves out of
the way, and Janet nails Halle with a
clothesline. Janet & Whitney shocked
everyone and worked together for a brief minute.
They pound a reeling Halle against the
ropes. Each grab a handful of hair, and
simultaneously deliver head butts, that sends
the actress to dream land. Now without
Halle’s interference, they can destroy each
other.
As the pair are about to start punching
each other’s brains out, Whitney lounges and
grabs Janet’s open jaw. She locks on a
mandible claw, the same hold that came out
of nowhere to defeat former rival Mariah
Carey in our very first main event has struck
again. Janet flails and punches with
everything she had, but can’t escape the
maneuver. With Halle still dazed on the mat,
and Janet now down, Whitney feels the rush
of victory. She runs against the ropes to
deliver a finishing elbow to Janet, when she
inexplicably trips & falls hitting her chin on the
mat. Whitney had been so engrossed in the
match, she hadn’t notice Lauryn Hill come to
ringside. Lauryn grabbed Whitney’s ankle as
she ran against the ropes and tripped the
beauty. Maintaining a firm hold on the limb,
she yanks Whitney out of the ring. Whitney
didn’t even know who her attacker was,
cause as soon as her feet reached the arena
floor, Lauryn grabbed the back of her head
and slammed her face into the ring apron 5
times. Lauryn places Whitney’s head
between her legs, lifts her up and pile drives
her into the hard arena floor. Whitney was
nearly unconscious as Lauryn rolls her back
into the ring. Halle quickly leaps on Whitney
for the pin, but Janet. pulls her off and pile
drives Halle. Janet wasn’t about to let
anyone pin Whitney but her. She grabs
Whitney by her hair and looks into her glassy
eyes. She spits directly in Whitney’s face,
slams the back of her head into the mat,
hooks her leg, and rolls her into a tight pin.
She easily got the three count, and rolls
Whitney out of the ring.
Whitney lands at
Lauryn’s feet. Janet smiles and leaves
Whitney to Lauryn’s tender mercies. Of
course Lauryn had none. She pulls a dazed
Whitney to her knees and pummels her face
bloody. Having already taken care of Brandy
& Angela Bassett, Lauryn heaps the
punishment on Whitney. Janet sports a
broad smile as she returns her attention to
Halle to finish the match. Halle although isn’t
smiling at all. Her eyes are burning with
desire no longer be a punching bag, and to
show why HBO gave her the part. Halle
sprung to her feet as Janet approached. She
threw punch after punch at Janet’s face.
Janet tries to retaliate, but couldn’t go blow
for blow with the hellcat. Halle drove Janet
back into the corner. While outside the ring,
Lauryn is seated on Whitney’s chest,
punching her face to a bloody pulp. Halle
had Janet stunned & slumping in the corner
when she reaches out and rips Janet’s tank
top off her body. She wraps the tattered shirt
around Janet’s throat, and chokes the life out
of her foe. She tosses Janet halfway across
the ring with the garment. Janet looks up in
horror as she sees Halle approaching. While
outside the ring, Mariah Carey has finally
come out to chase Lauryn away and help her
bloody former rival, now friend to the
dressing room.
In the ring, Janet could use
some help herself. Halle leaps on Janet’s
chest and batters her senseless. With Janet
hurt, Halle spies her exposed voluptuous tits.
Halle crushes, twist and pulls the tender
melons with her hands. “Who should play
Dandridge...Huh...Who?” Halle spits in
Janet’s face.
“You...you should” sobs, Janet.
Halle continues mauling her tits till Janet
starts to cry uncontrollably, yelling, “I GIVE...
I GIVE....Please, somebody, get her off me!”
The referee calls for the bell, but Halle
continues to torture Janet. The confident
warrior at the beginning of the night is now a
sniveling crybaby begging for mercy. Halle
finally releases Janet and raises her arms to
a loving crowd, while the topless Janet
clutches her devoured chest, crying
uncontrollably at Halle’s feet.
Editors Note: When Whitney Houston was asked if
Lauryn Hill had won & ended the feud between her and
Team Whitney ,Whitney responded, “Fuck No! Angela,
Brandy and I are going to KILL that BITCH!”
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