Loin of Lucy
vs 
Lucy Liu vs. Jennifer Love Hewitt
With Eva Mendez, Daisy Fuentes, Jeri Ryan, & Chiaki Kuriyama
NOTE - This story immediately follows Stripped Chiaki, Part Two
Lucy stood smoldering… simmering… in her anger, bristling… like an attack bitch about to be UNLEASHED… She stared at the sight strewn out in front of her. Her new girlfriend, her sweet little Chiaki-chan, they'd only just started their journey together… and already, already?! Here she was, in trouble, LAID OUT! A table full of FUCKERS! GAWKING AT HER ASS!!!! BITCHES AND BASTARDS STANDING AROUND CHEERING!!!! FUCKIN SCUMMY PERVERTS!!!! WHO'D WANNA SEE SHIT LIKE THIS!?!?! READ, SHIT LIKE THIS!?!?!? FUCKIN-LOSERS, PERVY-FUCKIN-LOSERS!!!!! Chiaki, CHIAKI!!!! Lucy actually had to hold back the urge to cry and she felt all of these intense emotions because… she honestly was, honestly IS in love with her, Chiaki… I won't let them touch you "GET-AWAY-FROM-HER!!!!!"
The men at the table turned ghostly pale, a sickly white, at the sound of Lucy's voice, but it was her tone… and that crazed look on her face, which said she was ready to fight to the death. The people that had climbed up, stood up on the seats of the long booth/stalls that were on the opposite sides of this one… those motherfuckers kinda… slowly sunk back… and climbed back down into their booths… mouths open and faces… in shock… at the audacity of this… little Chink BITCH… fuck did she think she was to come in here AND BREAK UP THE FUN WITH HER FUCKIN'
But they said not AY word, no matter what color, what race, whatever the fuck you wanna call us as "human beings", not one fuckin soul… said shit to her… and one person in PARTICULAR… stood pissing her panties… as she realized that she'd just fought a fuckin brutal fight with one bitch… and now standing before her… was the QUEEN OF ALLLLLL BITCHES! Regardless of how anyone sliced it, regardless of how "short and so-called harmless" Lucy Liu was or IS… it is no secret that she is skilled in stick-fighting… and that, no matter how you slice it… it is NOT something to just, look-away, and act like it doesn't fuckin matter!
I SWEAR… Lucy balled her fists up as she stood here in her sweats and black T-shirt. I swear I will make these bastards and bitches pay for letting this happen to you… but FIRST… FIRST!? I'll deal with the bitch that did this to you… first I'll deal with you… JENNIFER… by the time I'm done with you… you will be begging me to KILLLLL YOU!
But as Lucy's aura of evil intentions continued to flood this "fine eating establishment" with its wild wild West theme… as Jenn stood frozen in fear and exhaustion, bra and jeans only… bruised and nearly beaten by the last bitch she'd faced… someone else was watching… two others were actually watching… from opposite areas… even unaware of each other…
The beautiful Lady Latina, had been spying here for some time. Hiding near the back of this place, under its dim old-Midwestern theme eating area. Close enough to see, but more than enough of a crowd to NOT BE seen.
She too had gotten Salma's bizarre ass offer, but she pretended not to care. A big time fan of the fictitious bounty hunter from Star Wars, Boba Fett, the lovely lady decided to drive her beautiful lexus to the area that she'd last heard the Mouth was living at. Sure enough… she spotted a slew of Hollywood wanna-be's, neer-do-well's, and what-might-have-been's, leaving the Mouth's estate… driving away.
She thought it was funny as hell as it showed how STUPID Salma was to try to spread shit through the Mouth, as if the Mouth had a fuckin BRAIN! Dumb bitch actually spread the word… but made sure to include SALMA'S NAME AS THE SOURCE OF ALL THIS!!!!! So she decided to follow this pack of catfighting cunts… and slowly the pack broke up and started to speed off in different directions in search of these three bitches that Salma had called Geese's Girls. Took a few phone calls to find out who the hell or WHAT THE HELL a Geese was… besides the noisy and troublesome flock of birds!
Things got interesting once she found out it's that reclusive creepy Black guy that lives on that big ass chunk of land outside of Sin City. Even as she thought about it her nipples got hard from the almost visible fear that some of the guys she knew had, they wouldn't talk about him but so much. Said he has his own private militia of bitches that he makes dress in MAID UNIFORMS and that he's got some really deep connections around the country and up on the Hill, real HUSH-HUSH-type SHIT! As the Lady Latina watched with a sexy ass smile on her face, she said to herself, so this Geese guy has actually got Lucy Liu sniffin after him? Rumors must be true that he's some sort of VIP… He most be pretty fuckin special to get her to unhook her mouth from around some White guy's dick and reattach her Parasite Eve ass to a Black man. Uh-oh? Now, what?
He was sure that, YEAH, he quietly walked up to the beautiful looking Hispanic woman in black. He noted the sneer that was forming on her face as he was approaching her, but he ignored it, he needed to know, he'd told his buddies that he was sure, as he asked her quietly "Excuse me, but aren't you Eva Mendez?"
Eva looked at him and then put some bass in her voice, enough…. to sound like a dude, and then she said "Actually, I'm a transvestite look-alike, wanna see my package?" she started to take down her sheer black pants, much to the guys not so delight, okay, utter HORROR, fits better!
His face soured immediately like he was ready to hurl all over her and he snapped at her "FUCK OUTTA HERE, FREAK!" then he looked around nervous and immediately ran back to his friends who stood snickering!
She frowned and then realized that her cover was blown at this point. Well, I can expect some sort of tabloid trash over this! Then she laughed on the inside and quickly made for the exit.
"I think I'll be lingering around Sin City for a bit… I'd love to stay and see Jenny get her cunt creamed, but? Better to get out of here before things get out of hand, 'specially sense I've been made." She made sure to walk by her new… special friend and his friends, who were pushing his young-dumb-ass to add insult to his injury! But Eva saved them the trouble as she put some extra twist in her hips and walked by him with a beautiful smile and wave then gave her best Doctor Girlfriend man-voice "Call me sweetie! One time with me, and you'll never want another piece of plain ole pussy again!"
He screamed like he'd seen the Anti-Christ as Eva laughed at him and quickly dashed out the door to her car! But as his friends laughed at him they saw emerge from another group of people that were talking about the shit that was going on… DAISY FUENTES!?
Daisy glanced around and quickly switched her 5' 8 frame to the door. She paid no mind to anyone who asked her shit, she was only interested in following the bitch that was trying to slither her way to wherever she was going. I won't let you get away that easy Eva! I still owe you from earlier and now's my chance to pay you back! You are so fuckin DEAD!
"Hey, aren't you Daisy Fuent"
"Yes I am, now get FUCKIN LOST PLEASSSE! Thank-you!" she shooed the man off and was quickly out the door and after her target, while Eva had already backed out and turned her car and started to drive off. Daisy hit the auto-door-open on her key chain and the auto-start option and smiled "Bitch, you think you're 'Boba Fett', PLEASE! More like Boba FOOL! BOBOLI PIZZA!!!! Eva, you're such a fuckin ASS CLOWN!!!! Thought you were being all, sneaky and shit! But I got that message too bitch and I saw your sneaky, SKANKY ASS! YOU ARE SOOOOH GONNA BE MY BITCH BEFORE THIS IS OVER!!!!" Daisy drove off after Eva… still ranting, raving and railing about Eva… who had beaten the crap out of her last year… and was about to pay for that mistake.
But while these two had left and Jennifer was standing before Lucy trying to entice the angry Yellow Dragon with soft words of apology… one last, lone, catfighter was still lingering… her blonde locks were down and she had a black silk shawl hiding her head like a hood, along with the latest pair of designer black shades from someplace I can't spell correctly… even with spellchecker… Every so often her nervousness leaked out and she quickly gathered it back up, reined it in, as she looked like she was dressed for a funeral, more so eating at the Diner. Bear in mind as the blonde listened to Jenn's bitching to the beautiful Bitch Queen, that this woman had gone out of her way to try to dress down, but had gotten caught with her pants down around her ankles to land her in this mess!
She stayed in the smoking section and she stayed quiet… in the smoking section… and she really had no choice anyway. She too had gotten the invitation from the Mouth, but she'd also gotten a tip from an old friend of hers who lived here in Sin City. Even as she puffed on her cigarette, she thought that when Salma and Penelope were here all those hours ago, she might have trouble then. But it was clear when the Mouth sent her that text message that Salma and Penelope were getting their own axe to grind ready for these other bitches.
She flicked her cigarette as she watched Lucy curse Jennifer's dumb ass and tell her to move the fuck away. Looks like the bitch has a new girlfriend, Jeri Ryan said to herself. Then Jeri looked around cautiously, I can't believe those bitches tried to set me up for the Milano ousting! A quick drag and puff later Jeri was lost in how they had ousted Alyssa Milano from the ABA. We beat the shit outta her! Jeri's eyes glanced around again, nerves… my fuckin nerves, but then even as she tried to calm herself her attention was called back to the matter in front of her.
Jenn was whining like a bitch, desperate to avoid a fight with Lucy… Jeri pursed her lips, then puckered them in thought, took another puff and, she's stalling. The bitch is stalling. Jeri looked Jenn up and down as she stood there in her bra and jeans… She's exhausted, heh, worn out little hussy. That bitch really fucked you up. She glanced over at Chiaki who was face down on the table, pants down around her ankles, pantied rolled up and sitting just underneath her ass, which was covered in some sort of brown gravy, along with most of her back. You won, but you should've remembered that the Mouth said that there are THREE OF THEM and that there are actually far more than three.
Jeri flicked her cigarette into the ashtray again as Lucy took a step forward. Looks like she's either done listening… or… she's seen that the bitch is stalling. Jeri cocked her head to the side as she enjoyed the sweet sensations of nicotine against her frayed nerves of betrayal. Hmmm, she's got one of those chokers just like? Chi, she, she tried to get the bitches name right, sounds like she, she-ah-key, then she smiled… Chiaki, that's what Jenn said. Stripped Chiaki? Looks more like Jacked-up Jennifer in a moment. But, Jeri glanced around physically this time, I got my own fuckin problems.
Bitches tried to set ME UP! OUST ME!?!? WHAT THA FUCK!?!? FUCK CAN THEY OUST ME!?!? Rag-pussied-CUNTS!!!! I MADE THAT GROUP!!!! ME!!!! THEY CAN'T OUST ME!!!! THEY CAN'T!!!! THEY CAN'T!?!? They can't… fuckin traitors… traitors… But even as she thought that, she knew, I'm wide open now, and she glanced around nervous as fuck! Did, I did a lotta shit ta people
Then she shook her head as Lucy screamed at Jennifer to shut the fuck up and stop BEGGING!!!! Jeri tried not to see herself in Jenn's shoes! The ABA, her own fuckin friends, her GIRLS! BITCHES!!!! CUNTS!!!! BACKSTABBING BITCHES!!!! Tried to set me up! BEAT ME DOWN AND OUST ME!!!! ME?!?!? If it wasn't for… I would've gone back to the penthouse and walked right into that shit!
She sucked on her cigarette as she could feel how hard her huge nipples were getting at how she would have reacted to getting ambushed by those bitches! She could see herself laid out like that bitch Chiaki was now, sprawled out, pants and panties down! CUNTS!!!! Where would I be able to GOH after THAT!?!?! She felt the intensity coming from Lucy and she knew that no one was gonna come in and rescue her ass like Lucy was doing for Chiaki. She tried not to actually… cry… we were supposed to be COOL!!?!? How could you turn on me, MEH!?!?! But now… were can I go, where the FUCK CAN I GOH!?!?!? It dawned on her that the Fab 4 was STILL in the area somewhere! And so… was Alyssa or was she? Fuckin BITCHES, I'm FUCKED EITHER WAY!!!! She was barely able to stop herself from slamming her fist down on the table!
Lucy stood nose to nose with Jenn as Jeri watched from the smoking section with the thinnest of spaces between the mass of people. For Jeri Ryan she was alone and isolated. I could join Salma, she thought! But Salma's a weak-bitch. She got her cunt kicked so bad that she ran outta the league! She's trying to get in with this Geese-guy because she knows that she's a weak bitch. Penelope's tough, then again so is Salma, but… they're weak bitches. Penelope's not worn down yet, hasn't really been fighting in the league.
Jeri smiled as Jenn kept stalling and then Jeri said to herself, Lucy, you dumb cunt, you should've slugged her by now. You're giving her a chance to rest and get her strength back. You're a weak bitch too. Salma's group'll collapse just like Salma did. I can't fuckin join them, they won't be able to hold up against the ABA or the Fab Four. She felt that twinge in her pussy as she realized that she was stuck between the ABA, Fab 4 and… Alyssa's shitty ass group! FUCK! If Alyssa finds out I've been ousted! SHIT if Stone Rage FINDS OUT!?!?! FUCK DO I DO!?!? WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GO!?!?! DO I LEAVE THE LEAGUE?!?! NOH, FUCK NOH, BUT!?!?
As Jeri Ryan was trying to figure out her next move, Lucy was looking at the fact she had let Chiaki leave and knew she shouldn't have. She was just starting her relationship with her and already she had let her down, wasn't there for her when she needed her the most… like too many times in her life, Lucy was too late, too slow too SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE SHE CARED ABOUT AND LOVED!!!!I told her not to come down here, I TOLD HER NOT TO, dammit Chiaki… damn it…, no one listens to me, no one EVER LISTENS TO MEH!!!! But as soon as that thought pushed at her, tried to brow beat her, she felt something and instinctively, possessively… lovingly…" caressed the beautifully engraved choker that was around her neck. I'm staying… regardless of everything… you listen to me… you're the only one who listens to me. I've gotta get Chiaki out of here and get us back home.
She shot Jennifer a look of extreme HATRED and felt herself getting overwhelmed in wave after wave of it! Hatred for? Hatred for… Jennifer… Love… Hewitt, who had embarrassed and humiliated her love… and hatred… for herself for not stopping Chiaki… for not following through with what she actually felt in her heart was the truth, was… right. How dare you, how dare you, HOWWWW DARE YOU! She finally lunged at Jennifer like a rabid bitch in heat as she screamed "HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
Jennifer, just like Jeri Ryan had thought, had been sorry, but she was also sorry that she didn't have any more strength left to fight! I'M EXHAUSTED! Finally win… and now THIS?!?! No way, NO WAY!?!?! Haveta stall, she is pissed as all FUCKIN HELL, gotta stall, buy some time, aw mannnnn, she is REALLY ANGRY!!!! Fuck is she so ANGRY FOR!?!?! Then again, she always looks angry. Always playin those bitchy ass roles, always bein the Bitch Queen, Dragonlady and SHIT! Can't slip by her… and now all these people are just in the fuckin way, I can't even make a break for my car! SHIT!!!!
And so, Jenn pleaded, whined, begged, bitched, moaned, GROANED, GROVELED, WHATEVER!!!! But now… Lucy was through talking… seriously through talking. As soon as Lucy lunged at her and she heard that crazed psycho-bitch scream of "How dare", Jenn pissed her panties mentally and then cried out as Lucy grabbed her by her hair "AHHHHH!!!! EVERYBODIES A CRITIC!!!!" Not exactly the slogan of self-defense and it certainly can't beat the Rhode Island motto "Live free or Die", but… Jenn's not exactly used to winning and then having someone come after her BECAUSE OF IT !!!!
It was the world's shortest tie-up as Lucy got control of Jenn relatively easily, by her hair… and just started, she was just growling at Jenn like some sort of freckin fuckin animal "YOU BITCH, YOU BITCH!!!! HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO HER!!!!" Jenn was trying desperately to get away as Lucy started slinging her around and punching her in her face and chest like she was a hockey player that'd just dropped the gloves!!
Jenn screamed at her "LET GO OF MY HAIRRRR, BITCH!!!! AHHH!!!!"
But Lucy wasn't trying to hear it, wasn't GONNA HEAR IT, and she let her know "NEVER!!!! NEVER, I'M GONNA FUCKIN KILLYOUFORTHIS!!!!"
Jenn wailed as Lucy was all over her, FUCK! SHIT! BITCH! BITCH IS SNAPPIN, always knew she was crazy, but FUCK! Why the FUCK is SALMA TRYING TO GET CLOSE TO SOME GUY WHO HAS BITCHES LIKE THIS UP UNDERNEATH HIM!?!?! She tried to back off "MY HAIR!!!! FUCKIN," she tried to get away "GET OFF MEH!!!! GET OFF, FUCK!!!!"
But for Lucy it was wayyyy past personal "OOOOOOO, YOU FUCKIN DUMB CUNT, YOU'RE DEAD!!!!" how dare you do that to Chiaki, my Chiaki, Chiaki-chan, my Chiaki-chan! She wrapped her fingers around Jenn's throat and started CHOKING HER, screaming at her like a wild woman! Jenn grabbed her wrist as the crowd was standing there mortified. Meanwhile all Lucy kept seeing was RED! Chiaki-chan? How dare you, how dare you, how dare you, HOW DARE YOU!!!! You'll pay, Jenn was trying to pry the bitch, her FUCKIN FINGERNAILS were starting to dig into her throat as Lucy's was standing there, eyes wild with anger and a vice grip around Jen's lily-white-little-NECK!!!!
The crowd began to rile up at Lucy's crazed and bloodthirsty attack "Bitch is fuckin freakin out!!!!"
"Jesus Christ, c'mon you're KILLIN HER!!!!"
"Somebody stop this!"
"You get in there and fight that bitch Tough-guy!"
Lucy glared in there direction and spate at them "WHERE WAS ALL YOUR FUCKIN-CONCERN WHEN SHE WAS STRIPPING CHIAKI, YOU TWO-FACED, LIMPED-DICKED, BITCHES!!!!" they backed off immediately as Jenn was vainly trying to pull Lucy's arms apart and get some desperately needed AIR! But then Lucy was back to staring at Jenn, looking her full in the face as she choked her down to her knees, she sneered at Jenn "Youuuu bitch, you useless CUNT! You'll pay" Jenn choked back a gacking sound, gagging in response, as Lucy let her know with the most ominous of undertones in her hatefully sick sneer "I'm sooooo gonna shove my fuckin FIST right up that ragged CUNT of yours, after IKICKYOURASS!!!!"
Jenn could see in Lucy's deranged bloodshot eyes that she was totally serious! Bitch is… honestly tryin… oh God… to kill meh! I can't breath, I can't! You're killing meh, YOU'RE KILLING MEH!!!! IT WAS JUST HARMLESS FUN!!!! I THINK THE BITCH EVEN LIKED IT!!!! Okay, not like that, God that thought came out wrong, NOT LIKE THAT!!!!! Jenn tried to say something to Lucy, but it was lost in translation, but she kept gagging and her eyes began to water! PLEASE!!!! She pulled and pulled at Lucy's arms to no avail and the room started spinning as she confessed to herself… I shouldn't have beaten Chiaki! But… I saw it in her… eyes… we're alike, okay, OKAY, I admit it, just let, just let goh and I SWEAR I'll make it up to you somehow, but don't kill me, U, u could goh to jail, PLEASSSSSE!!!!
But no words came out of Jenn's mouth except for more hissing and gacking sounds as she was failing miserably at suckin in air!
Without warning the crowd erupted CHEERING JENN ON!!!! JEERING AT LUCY!!!! TAUNTING HER!!!! "HEY YA LAZY-EYED-NUTCASE WHAT THA FUCK!!!! EASE UP!!!!"
Without warning Jenn was let go of and she immediately fell to the floor panting and grasping for air like the worn out White bitch that she was! A bizarre sensation of euphoria, like… a rush, a high, even Jenn was taken aback as she shuddered and whined on the floor at how the fuck… she glanced around as she lay on her stomach while Lucy approached the crowd. Jenn lay on her stomach, hands splayed in a weak, but successful attempt to keep herself up, but the sensations? MIND-NUMBING and POWERFUL… OVERWHELMING HER, what the fuck is? Why am I? Ohhh-mi-godddddd…
Jeri Ryan smiled to herself as she exhaled the cigarette smoke out of her nostrils… like a… like a… White Dragon… in her den? Yes, this place had become her den. She'd been hiding out here for how long? Saw when Jenna Jameson and her bitches came in earlier and almost got into with Salma and Penelope. Either way, she smiled as she knew exactly what Jennifer Love Hewitt was experiencing. You're a dumb bitch, she smiled. That sick bastard of an ex-husband of mine was into that sick asphyxiation shit. She chuckled and then flicked her cigarette in the ashtray as she turned her wrist up and sat there in the most prissy, bitchy, of poses, letting her one crossed leg flitter back and forth over top the other as she laughed on the inside, while watching Love Hewitt try to contain herself.
Fool, she took another drag, but this time longer… much longer, you fool. She cut off all your fuckin air, now that all that air is rushing back to all the parts of your body bitch, its giving your fuckin oxygen starved body what it desperately wasn't getting. The whole fuckin thing causes a sweet, sick-ass-HIGH! That former fool of husband of mine used to like that shit. We used to choke each other when we'd fuck! Gives you one hell of a rush and if you can hold out long enough, when you cum? She smiled sadistically, when you cum? Then she quietly said "You dumb bitch, you're cuming, that's what's happening to you… looks like you and the bitch you fought earlier are both FREAKS."
We'll overlook the fact that Ms. Ryan is well-versed in all of this… which would show a slight sign of freakiness as well. No, we will move on to the fact that Lucy has just groin kicked another guy after debating with him about why he didn't help her Chiaki-chan, but then thinks Jenn getting her comeuppance is such a bad thing "SHE'S NOT YOUR FUCKDOLL, YA FAT BASTARD!!!!" never mind the fact that the guy was NOT FAT, she's angry… let's give her the benefit of the doubt, okay?
"BITCH, I WISH YOU WOULD KICK, UHHHL!!!!"
"NOW WHAT, FAT BASTARD!?!?! I'm makin wishes come true, ANYBODY ELSE?!?!?"
"Jesus FUCKIN CHRIST, did she just?"
"ARE ALL ASIAN WOMEN THIS VIOLENT?!?!"
"She musta had a realllllly repressed childhood, OHHHH!!!!"
"WHY DON'T YA SHUT-UP, CHEAP FUCKIN DOCTOR PHIL!!!! YOU MUST NOT HAVE BALL'S OF BRASS, EITHER!!!! ANYBODY ELSE!?!?!"
"She's worse then Black women, Harold I, I think we should leave! Oh goodness she's coming this way!"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY BITCH?!?!? I kick-ya and you'll be coughin up DUST, CAUSE YOU'RE SO OLD! IF YA DON'T WANT YOUR GRANNY PANTIES OVER YER HEAD AND THE TWO GUYS NEXT TO YA, SHUT-YER MOUTH GRANMA!!!!"
"Harold, are you gonna let her talk to me like this?"
"Better you, than me! I told you in the last fight ta zip-it, you never listen!"
"Yo, she is totally fuckin nuts, I'M OUT!"
"NO SHE'S NOT!!!! LUCY LIU IS OUR SAVIOR!!!!! OUR GODDESSS!!!! I WILL WORSHIP YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!! AHHHH!!!!!"
"SHUT UP, FUCKIN ASIAPHILE!!!!"
Once they saw her actually grab a chair from one of the center tables… and crack that shit over her confessed neophyte worshipper or WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANNA CALL THAT PATHETIC LOOKIN FOUR-EYED FOOL!?!?! Once they saw THAT… they backed off of her… slowly, especially since she had two thick ass table legs from the broken chair in her hands "YOU WANT SOME, BITCH!?!?" She was talkin to the Black bitch that was eyein her hard in the crowd, near the front, and sure enough the bitch spoke up and ate a table leg for DINNER! "WOOD!!!! IT'S THE OTHER BLACK MEAT!!!! GET-HER-OUTTA-HERE!!!! GO ON!!!! PICK HER FAT-ASS UP!!!! GET'ER OUTTA HERE!!!! I AIN'T SCARED OF THE JUNK IN THE TRUNK, WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS!?!?!? WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE SPEAK ENGLISH?!?!?"
It was at this point… in the serenity that is, the kitchen of this place, that the owner's wife ran up to him as he was making sure that the line cooks were hard at "YOU GOTTA GET THEM OUTTA HERE! ANOTHER ONE IS HERE BREAKING UP STUFF NOW!!!!"
He wiped his hands on his apron, sighed and then said "It's Lucy Liu, I mean, c'mon? How bad could she be, she's like 5' 1 or some other short, look. I got short stacks of pancakes that are taller than her and if I add a little spice they're just as ornery!"
"BUT SHE'S BREAKING UP THE PLACE!!!! AND THAT POOR JENNIFER IS HALF-DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!! SHE JUST ATTACKED SOME CUSTOMERS!!!!"
Now he'd heard enough "LOOK! IT'S VEGAS, OKAY!!!! WE MOVED HERE, IT'S SIN CITY, SINNNN CITY!!!! THEY'LL PAY FOR THE DAMAGES AND ITS GOOD FOR BUSINESS!!!! The people who got BEAT UP WILL SUE'ER, IF THIS ISN'T LIKE THAT LIVE-ACTION CABLE SHOW STUNT-DOUBLE! REMEMBER THAT!?!? THEY SHOOT LIVE, NO WARNING, THE PEOPLE ARE ACTORS AND ACTRESSES AND STUNT-DOUBLES!!!! OR IT COULD BE THAT REALITY-TV SHOW; GIRL'S BEHAVING BADLY!?!?!? THEY ACT A FOOL! CAUSE TROUBLE, BREAK STUFF UP, YOU FLY OFF THE HANDLE, NEXT THING YOU KNOW, GOTCHA!!!! I got orders up, I AIN'T GONNA SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF!!!! You'll see, it'll all turn out to be some sick, BIGGGG, Hollywood hoax! They're not gettin me like that!"
Uhhh, question for you? You… you didn't, didn't honestly think he'd heard enough because Lucy Liu had taken out some of his customers, did you? Nahhhh, you're too smart for that, besides, where would be the fun in a story like that? BAH! BAH I SAY! Why am I thinking about black sheep now? Hmmmm? -_- ohhhh yeah the nursery rhyme! Oh, sorry.
But as the author debates over should he pull the wool over the readers eyes, Lucy Liu, bless her heart, was busy with crowd control… and doin a pretty damn good job "ANYBODY ELSE!?!?! YOU!?!?!" "NO MA'AM!!!!" "HOW BOUT YOU TOUGH GUY?!?!?" "Nahhh, this shit is off the hizzle for shizzle my nizzle." "I DON'T SPEAK THAT SHIT!!!!" she clubbed Snoop Dogg for spite "WHO'S NEXT!?!?"
Now that the crowd had been spayed and neutered she could turn her attention back to the bitch that had the ovaries to try to humiliate her beautiful Chiaki-chan, don't think I've forgotten about you… you little piece of trailer park TEXAS TRASH!
Speaking of Jenn, she had come back down to earth, and scurried to find a place to escape the crazy bitch that nearly fuckin KILLED HER! She'd had some time to regroup, but she couldn't find a way outta this bitch! Never mind the fact that she was sitting there like the village IDIOT, trying to regain herself, while Lucy was doing her best impersonation of a Red Army goose-steeper! Figures you'd be in league with some dude named GEESE! Goose-stepping CHINK! Then she sighed, I'd better stop wasting my time looking for lame ass insults and get the fuck outta here! I beat one Dragonlady today, that's a start! I should be able to get in good with Salma and her group now, and then I can get even with Geese's Goose-stepper LATER!
Jenn got to her feet and made for the smoking section! Jeri Ryan immediately frowned, FUCK! Last thing I need is this bitch, LEADING LUCY THIS WAY! Quickly she reached out and jabbed her hot ass cigarette into the kidney area of this one bitch that was standing amongst this crowd of on-lookers "OW!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?" She immediately jumped forward and Jeri smiled as she said to herself, nothing worse than a fuckin human stampede! Dumb bastards and bitches! Even as her face contorted in a sick smile, she reached out and just started randomly BURNING PEOPLE WITH HER CIGARETTE!!!! Run you fuckin fools! This isn't LA, RUN, HEE-YAH!!!! Heh, heh, hah-hah-HA, RUN YOU FUCKIN FOOLSSSSSS!!!! YEE-HAWWWW!!!!
Sure enough confusion broke out as the angry cries of people jumping forward and then slamming into the backs of others caused a human wall to literally BLOCK JENN IN "Wha, WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!? C'MON I GOTTA GET THROUGH!?!?!"
"And where do you think you're going, coward?"
Jenn's eyes got big and she froze as the people that had been diverted into her path by Jeri's cattle prodding, kept trying to get resettled, but they couldn't go backwards as people were trying to keep from falling on top of each other! They were now also none too pleased about being too close to Jenn as Lucy still had one table leg left after special delivering one to an unlucky Black chick with a little too much stare and glare power "Please" Jen moaned, trying to convince the people in front of her to move, to help her out "Please, she's crazy!"
Lucy smiled, then smirked "I'm crazy? Ha! I'm crazy, you beat up my friend and undress her and I'm supposed ta high-five you? I gotcha high-five right here!" Jenn tried to push through them, but the people were pushing back as Lucy came on hard and SWUNG FOR HER HEAD!!!! Jenn screamed and ducked and some poor bastard ate table leg! The crowd pushed back as people cursed at Lucy, but she didn't care, all she wanted was JENN! They could just "FUCK OFF!!!!"
"HEY BITCH!!!!" a hefty Black guy swung at Lucy and she actually yelped in surprise and then drew him out as he gave chase "BITCH I'LL FUCKIN! OH!!!! OH SHIT!!!!" she threw the table leg and caught him DEAD BETWEEN THE EYES!!!! BROKE HIS FUCKIN NOSE!!!! STOPPED HIM DEAD IN HIS TRACKS!!!! "OHHH YOU, FUCKIN, Ahh shit, FUCKIN"
She ran up on him and crotch kicked the crap outta him as she told him "SHUT UP!!!! I TOLD YOU TO MIND YOU'RE FUCKIN BUSINESS!!!! SHUT UP!!!!" then as soon as he lumbered backwards from that she was quick to grab a ketchup bottle and smash it over the top of his fuckin FAT HEAD!!!! "LAY DOWN!!!! GO TA SLEEP!!!!" oh she was talking the talk, but she was SCARED AS SHIT!!!!
She was losing it and just attackin anything that moved and now she'd hit two of three PEOPLE! SHIT WAS SPINNING OUTTA CONTROL!!!! But she knew that if she could make them afraid, KEEP THEM SCARED!!!! THEY'D STAY BACK! YOU'LL PAY! NO ONE WEARS ME OUT! STAY BACK LONG ENOUGH FOR HER "GET BACK HERE HEWITT!!!! GET BACK HERE I SAID!!!!!" but before she gave chase she asked the crowd on THIS SIDE OF THE DINER "ANYBODY ELSE?!?!?"
"NO MA'AM!"
"NAH, it's cool!"
"What about Snoop Dogg, it's Snoop Dogg biotch?"
"BITCH iS CRAZY!!!! I'm OUT!"
"YOU TWO, help sleeping beauty here!" with that done she tossed aside the ketchup bottle… what was left of it, and went after "JENNIFERRRRRRRR!!!!" all I have to do is feed YOU to them and then I can get Chiaki and get OUTTA HERE!"
Jenn found her way out to the front sections blocked by another wall of onlookers "LET MEH OUT!!!! PLEASE!!!!" in the split second that it took for them to start moving and for her to start pushing through she felt Lucy GRAB HER AND SHE SCREAMED "LET MEH GOH!!!!" she glared at them for help, then she just started begging "HELP MEH!?!? HELP MEH PLEAZ!!!! SHE'S CRAZY!!!! HUNGRY FOR BLOOD!!!! SHE'S" but even as some took pity and started to react, Lucy had dragged her out of their midst and back into the clearing that Jenn and Chiaki had fought in! LET GOH!!!! Jenn just went for, turned and SWUNG! Lucy however was NOT Chiaki and she was NOT HAVIN IT!!!! She easily beat Jenn to the punch, LITERALLY!!!!
"OW!!!!" one woman moaned.
"That's gonna hurt for days!" but even as that escaped from another man, a few people in the very back started yelling "FUCK LUCY LIU! FUCK THAT BITCH UP TOO, JENN!!!! DON'T BE SCARED!!!!"
"Yeah FUCK'ER UP JENN!!!! STOP RUNNIN!!!! DON'T LET'ER GRAB YOU LIKE THAT!?!?!"
"FIGHT BACK!!!!" THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT!!!!" YEAH, OH!"
"EEEE, ouch, not like that."
"DAMN! LEAST FIGHT BACK BITCH!!!!"
"Fuck it, RUN YOU DUMB CUNT, RUNNNNNNN!!!!"
"I went to eat at a restaurant… and a catfight broke out! YEAH! TWO CATFIGHTS!!!!! ONLY IN AMERIKAAAAA!!!!"
"Oh shit, is that Don King?"
"If Don King became an old crusty White man, then, sure… he would be Don King, but… Don King's not White, asshole."
"Awww, why? Why must I be a, OW, DAMN JENN, RUNNNNN!!!! RUNNNN WHITE BITCH, RUNNNNNNNN!!!!"
However, Jenn wasn't doing anything but FLAILING at Lucy as she heard them trying to cheer her on, give her advice, coach her to victory and watch her get her her lily white BUTT WHIPPED!!!!, Jenn just kept whining to herself! This, this BITCH!?!?! Jenn was now back to her old ninth grade wild-flailing GIRLY ATTACK CRAP! Which… although highly affective in the growing pains years, ain't gonna cut it in the Grown ass woman years! What the FUCK, her heart was racing as Lucy was just poundin her into PASTE! WHAT THE FUCK, Jenn thought, WHAT THE FUCK IS, let goh, dear God let goh, then Jenn shrieked "FUCKKKK!!!! FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!??!? I KNOW SHE'S YOUR FRIEND BUT, FUCKIN-A, GET THE FUCK OFF OF MEH FUCKIN FREAK BITCH, FUCK!!!!"
Lucy socked her a few more times in the tits and Jennifer finally fell up against a stall screaming hard and hoarse "GET OFFA MEH!!!!"
but Lucy just unloaded more and more while she was screaming at Jennifer in a primal rage with each hit she rained down on her "SHE'S NOT YOUR FUCK-DOLL!!!! SHE'S NOT YOUR TOY!!!!" but it was obvious to some that Lucy wasn't just talking about what had happened to Chiaki… she was talking about herself. Some of the people there… saw how easily Lucy had slipped right back into the crazed Bitch Queen and… the look… on her face? Her eyes? Some of them knew she was seeing shit… or thinking about shit… and Jenn had tripped something inside her, I mean, they all had heard rumors and blah, blah, blah, but? This shit here? No, Lucy was snapping but something else was also adding to her rage, pushing her, making her wilder and wilder by the moment.
Jeri had actually pushed her way through the smoking section crowd as even she was drawn to the primal screaming and she saw Lucy just… losing it and she said to herself… It's not all glamorous… is it? Jeri could still remember the humiliation, the press, the scandal, her ex-husband's RIDICULOUS DEMANDS!!!! The fact… that she had to… I had to… go public with it… it was the only way… the only choice I had left… I've been there, had to find out the hard way… that's why I joined the ABA, I needed to vent all of that anger and frustration, but now? In the end… look where I'm at…
Jeri watched as Lucy stood there panting, raging out of control. Jeri… realized that the Mouth had said that Salma was out to ruin this guy's group… You'd better watch your ass Salma… so far these two bitches that I've seen… so far… have real issues, deep seated ones… the whole choker thing? Liu's freakin out like, then it hit her, like? She looked at the table where Chiaki lay flat on her belly, like you just did something to her woman? That's it, SHE'S HER GIRLFRIEND! She REALLY IS HER GIRLFRIEND!!!! Hmmm, very Y2K-ish! Maybe this little blonde birds got a safe haven after all. If he'll accept someone like this… like them, then methinks he'll at least hear me out.
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